Author Topic: top_rimming_bj (FBSM, Rimming, OWO, CIM) in EC1M (Barbican)  (Read 29768 times)


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Offline tantraman

After TS&W had placed top_rimming_bj on our regional TOFFT thread, I instantly recognized the name …

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Not new ... I'd had Laura HL'd on the basis of these multiple previous reviews ...

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... and am glad to have her back on! :hi:

… and subjected myself to her sharp tongue last month.


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… and formerly (for indexing) …

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Logistics:

I texted on morning for lunchtime meet … Laura quickly replied. We confirmed a 30min session for £80 … and then she texted her postcode. Slick.

NB. I state here that I learned Laura only attends London twice a year, usually for at least fortnight  and upto a month max. She was last here in February … and after this stint (apparently ending this Thursday 19th night), she shan’t return til next year. She mentioned her limited availability keeps her sane … otherwise, she frankly admitted that “This job and men can make you mad!”


Location:

Laura works from rented bedsit above family-run restaurant, which is a 2min walk north of Barbican tube. It’s easy to stride passed the door, and its right-off-the-street situation is a tad exposed.

The bedsit itself is basic with rudimentary furniture … but it does the job. There’s a cramped shower cubicle, necessary before and after … and this might prove awkward for portlier types.


Looks:

Laura is the SP in these professional photos, but I suspect they’re a decade old …

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… whereas these cropped smartphone shots would appear more recent …

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Either way, Laura is still an attractive MILFy sort now … a handsome face, albeit weather-worn, framed by brown locks. She maintains good physique … toned legs and an almost bubblicious butt. Laura’s aging is only given away by a slight paunch and tits that are starting to sag.

At a guess, Laura is in her late 40s. Although she spends most of her time in Poland, she’s nonetheless developed good English … allowing her to relay good manners, but a rather business-like persona … stern even. Others have reported on Laura’s OCD nature, suggestive of Asperger’s syndrome … from my half-hour with her, I defo agree that she has anankastic traits and rituals.


Services:

I arrived on time, and Laura buzzed me off the street and upto her bedsit promptly. She met me in a red lace bodysuit with a G-string bottom, rightly showing off toned butt-cheeks. In view of the seedy surroundings, her sexy attire and her AW-declared “I love giving long rimming and slow BJ”, it was weird that Laura greeted me with nothing more than a firm handshake. We confirmed timing ... and I handed over £80. I was then instructed to undress and leave my clothes on the edge of the sofa, and then marched to the shower … fair do’s to avoid unfair doo-doo!

On stepping out of the titchy cubicle, I could barely dry myself with a towel … before already nude Laura beckoned me to get-moving with a “Quick, I’m busy today!” … and lie prone on the bed. Still damp, I rushed to lie prone … and typically splayed my legs to show off my package. Laura swiftly closed my spread-eagled thighs, and straddled them … my cock-and-balls trapped beneath. I next felt copious warm oil all over my posterior … and then followed a worthy hand massage of my ass, back, shoulders, neck and arms. Soon, Laura dropped down to B2B … her soft tits slip-sliding over my nape and back … her shaven pussy grinding on my coccyx. Laura geared up the sensuality with hot breathes and wet nibbles of my ears, as well a licking circles around my shoulders and upper back. In a natural effort at feedback, I murmured my pleasure … but was abruptly told to be quiet, and simply “Relax and enjoy” … after which I knew not to bother with moans and moves of appreciation.

At around the 10min mark, Laura slipped off to my left flank … and poured more oil over my ass and legs. She then returned to solid hand massage, but now parted my thighs to deliver CC-swipes and reach-unders … along with more circular licks of my neck, back, ass and hamstrings. Then, I suddenly felt my legs be splayed out wide … and just as suddenly heard and felt a gratuitous ‘slurp’ of my glans and undershaft … woah! As I was again told to quieten down, Laura carried on with lovely OWO, including sucking up my balls, as her chin pressed against my gooch. Before I knew it, Laura was sucking out my asshole … penetrating deeper with her long tongue, whilst splitting my butt-cheeks apart with her oily hands. She was down there for an age … as I stifled my moans in the pillow, not wanting to irritate her further. Laura alternated between rampant rimming and awesome OWO … as I reached around with my left hand to fondle her left thigh and glute, knowing well to not dare further.

Another 10mins done, Laura demanded a turnaround. Now supine, more warm oil was poured all over my front … drenching my cock and balls. Laura settled between my spread knees … and slipped forward straight into B2B and Bombay rolls. As her tits circled my throbbing cock, Laura licked similar circles around my nipples. Her face came everso close to mine, but I knew not to even think about kissing. She then retreated back down my torso, and dropped down to OWO … tight, oily, bobbing … along with slurpy scrotal sucking … edging and edging … until I inevitably CIM … filling Laura’s mouth with cum, which she then let dribble out and down my shaft … gee whizz!

All spent, Laura jumped up to use a wet-wipe to clean off residual cum from her plumped lips … and she then silently wiped up my cock and balls. I caught my cue to jump back in the shower. We briefly chatted, as I dressed … and as Laura checked her texts. And with another business-like handshake, I was out by 34mins all told.


Conclusion:

Laura delivers valiant FBSM, but her pièce de résistance is her rightly declared “top_rimming_bj” … Laura Positive-ly does what it says on the tin … no messing, no bullshit, no small talk … just shut-the-fuck-up and enjoy. You’re not going to get more with any charm … there is no YMMV with Laura. I look forward to seeing her again … for an hour … next year.

« Last Edit: September 18, 2019, 01:31:49 am by tantraman »

Offline jonjan1234

Nice one, I was apprehensive but now on my HL

Offline tantraman

Nice one, I was apprehensive but now on my HL

If you fancy Laura's bollocking (she has a sharp tongue in more ways than one!), jonjan1234, you need get your skates on ... she's returning to Poland after this Thursday night, and ain't back til next year.

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Offline rocky187

As I can’t seem to place a review will go off the back of this one. It was a neutral for me. I just didn’t like the way she doesn’t allow any real touching and the huge amounts of oil use. From the review I knew she would be quite stern but didn’t realise it would be a whole don’t touch just relax sort of experience. She did deliver on what she is known for and that’s why it’s a neutral and not a negative

Offline tantraman

Laura indeed delivers what she promises, and at least you were forewarned about her persona ...

... From the review I knew she would be quite stern but didn’t realise it would be a whole don’t touch just relax sort of experience.

I again reiterate that "Others have reported on Laura’s OCD nature, suggestive of Asperger’s syndrome … from my half-hour with her, I defo agree that she has anankastic traits and rituals."

... and I append lostandfound's good advice and psychoanalysis here too ...

Excellent BJ but otherwise a weird girl IMO. I suspect if you follow her instructions to the letter the punt may go fine, but if not she may freak out. I found myself wondering if she has a case of OCD or autism as I think she has a ritual for how a punt should go and is distressed by any deviation from her rigid formula.

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I think this ritualistic / OCD thing is quite common with Rimming specialists, here I'm thinking of Megan, who used to be in Queensway, Japanese Koko in Earls Court, and another Latvian beauty in Queensway a long long time ago, who liked to dive in with her tongue. They all got a bit anxious if you started to do you own thing and interfered with their routine.

Offline rocky187

Completely get was warned and like I said it was not bad I just didn’t enjoy personally, like I mentioned in general action was good the Massage part was so so.

Offline tantraman

Oooh, I find that Laura has made an impromtu return ...

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... but is now licking ass in Edinburgh!

Offline MP778

Oooh, I find that Laura has made an impromtu return ...

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... but is now licking ass in Edinburgh!

Thanks for the update!

Check out that left forearm and wrist, not exactly a photoshop pro is she

Offline tantraman

Check out that left forearm and wrist, not exactly a photoshop pro is she

Hilarious! :D ... How on earth did I miss that!?! :unknown:

This rightly has been added to the THe Comedy Photoshop/Picture Editing Thread

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Offline Mikeb

Noticed she has new pictures that are probably way more representative of what you're getting these days.

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Offline tantraman

Noticed she has new pictures that are probably way more representative of what you're getting these days.

... excellent update, Mikeb :hi:

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Noticed she has new pictures that are probably way more representative of what you're getting these days.

... and here's yet another :music: ...

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