Author Topic: Marta (FBSM, Lingam Massage) in N11 (Friern Barnet)  (Read 2775 times)

Offline Yellowman18

I’ve only done 3 walk outs in my 10 years of punting but this would be the first b2b walk-out. I gave Marta a neutral as I feel her positive attitude has just marginally saved her from a negative.

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Logistics/Location
She is either very popular and oversubscribed or she’s just very disorganised, it’s likely a mix of the 2. As with several other guys on here Marta may or may not reply to you if you are a new customer and if she does it takes sometimes several days for her to get back. I was fortunate and it only took 3 days of back and forth until she finally proposed a workable time.
The big BUT is that the time she arranged for she couldn’t make because she was running late. In fairness to her, she texted me an hour in advance to pre-warn me she was running late and changed the time. Fair enough. I arrived at the new time and texted her and she still needed a bit more time as the client was washing up. Half an hour passes and I start getting odd looks as the location is in a residential area with quite a few people coming home from work and she finally texts me to come over. The apartment is quite straight forward to find but be mindful it’s nested in a block of council flats and there were some kids loitering around nearby.

Looks
On entry, seeing Marta in the flesh was the shocker for me. I do love the size 0 waif like birds but Marta really was not looking good... perhaps it was a long day for her or she was not well or I just caught her on a bad day but honestly combined with the lack of make up and track suit, she did look like a crack addict.

Service
Anyway she does apologise profusely for the delay and I say it’s fine (hoping the well reviewed b2b will make up for the delay and her lack of effort with appearance). I requested a towel to shower and she hands me one from the shelf that looked fresh and folded but when I grabbed hold of it it was f***ing damp! I assumed it had been freshly washed so just took it with me to the shower but the smell was off so I gave the towel a quick sniff and F*** ME! It stank!  :vomit: Like a combination of week old unwashed damp towel and cock. So swiftly I decided to walk out and on leaving I noticed the rot on the carpet next to massage bed and the musty smell in the room. Marta apologised again for the inconvenience.

Conclusion
I desperately want to return to see Marta but the fact the smell of that towel and how she looked standing next to the rotting carpet has me turned off forever. Shame...

Hope the next customer gets a better cleaner service than me.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2019, 10:21:56 pm by Yellowman18 »

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Thanks for the warnings. One to avoid

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What a shit show  :dash:

How much was she asking for?

I've punted in some dives but an unwashed, over-used towel in a rotting flat is pretty grim.   :thumbsdown:

Offline Yellowman18

I think it’s was £80 1hr b2b (it might be £100 I forgot) but either way it was not worth a penny due to the awful hygiene on that day.

I’m keen to hear from tantraman as he’s a big fan of hers. Hoping it was just a bad day but it doesn’t change the fact the room was pretty shitty.

Offline tantraman

... I’m keen to hear from tantraman as he’s a big fan of hers. Hoping it was just a bad day but it doesn’t change the fact the room was pretty shitty.

Hey Yellowman18 :hi:

I'm sorry to read of your stinking experience with Marta, which is a real surprise to me. How recent was your meet, as it's been a few months since I last enjoyed Marta?

Either way, I would hope it was simply a bad day, as Marta unequivocally remains in my triumvirate of regular GFE-like FBSM lovelies in North London, along with Jasmine and Masha.

Hoping your next punt is less offensive! :drinks:

Offline Yellowman18

Thanks tantraman, I genuinely hope as she came across as a lovely girl.

Funnily enough I followed your trail and managed to get my rocks off at Masha Massage with Kate in the end  :wacko: positive review incoming!

Offline portly

I am surprised by this as I went to Marta since all this, not for the first time, and it was a terrific experience.
Sadly, since then I have been unable to make contact with her or her friend Maria.
Have they retired or gone to pastures new?
Has anyone had recent contact?
If Marta is still around, I’ll write a review.