Author Topic: funcandy, Northampton - time waster and a hypocrite!  (Read 2139 times)


7 review(s) for funcandy (6 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Sparta Prada

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Made arrangements via text with Candy to meet the following day in the afternoon. She sends a text asking for me to ring to confirm the next day, all standard stuff. I ring 3 times in the morning (between 9am to noon) none of the calls are answered but I leave a voicemail message each time to confirm I am good for our appointment but need her to confirm the meet and her address details. She doesn’t call me and I send a text asking her to confirm if our meet is going ahead. I never receive a call or text back prior to the start time.

I then receive a text message a few minutes after the start time with some lame excuse about plans changing which was why she couldn’t see me. Goes on to mention about her daughter being ill. Regardless whether she bumped me for a regular, her house got burgled or her daughter was actually ill, it wouldn’t have taken her a minute send a text or make a quick call - once she knew she couldn’t see me - to explain things. Instead she waits til after the appointment time.

Clearly she’s a time waster as I state in the title of this thread. She’s a hypocrite because of the following passage in her FAQs:

It is polite to give me notice of a cancellation/ change of time prior to a meet otherwise I regard you as a timewaster & will not take any further bookings with you

It would not surprise me if this isn’t the first time she’s pulled this stunt.

Offline MajorPayne

Think I saw her in 2016 and had a good time with her.  Tried again in 2017 to meet up but she did not respond to any of my communications; email, text, etc.

Offline Charliehutton

Much obliged, Sparta, because she was about to go top of my waiting list. I never give a girl a second chance of letting me down anymore, and in her case you've suffered the no-show on my behalf, so she's straight onto the shit list.  :hi:

Offline doughboy

I'd seen her three times previously (twice in 2016 and once last year) and her comms etc were bang on. Perhaps she did have a genuine reason but considering that she didn't take your calls the day before nor did she reply until the last moment, that's well out of order.

She's a nice enough girl, very vanilla. Goes on about how she improves with each meet etc. This means nothing to me as all I'm looking for in a punt is that 30/60 mins of gratification, I'm not looking to see anyone regular (I have a wife for that) and have no intention of building up a 'relationship' with a WG. I'd probably go as far as to say the encounter is quite boring, due to it being so vanilla. Horse for courses though...

Offline Sparta Prada

Think I saw her in 2016 and had a good time with her.  Tried again in 2017 to meet up but she did not respond to any of my communications; email, text, etc.

I tried sending her a message on AW before with a view to making a booking, it was read but I didn't get a reply.

Offline Sparta Prada

Much obliged, Sparta, because she was about to go top of my waiting list. I never give a girl a second chance of letting me down anymore, and in her case you've suffered the no-show on my behalf, so she's straight onto the shit list.  :hi:

No problem Charlie. We are all here to share our experiences whether good or bad.

One thing I should add was in the texts that followed she basically tried to make herself take the moral high ground despite me pointing out to her how she was happy to label guys as time wasters for not giving advance warning of cancellations when she did exactly the same. Classic case of a deluded bitch in denial of her own failings.

Offline Sparta Prada

I'd seen her three times previously (twice in 2016 and once last year) and her comms etc were bang on. Perhaps she did have a genuine reason but considering that she didn't take your calls the day before nor did she reply until the last moment, that's well out of order.

She's a nice enough girl, very vanilla. Goes on about how she improves with each meet etc. This means nothing to me as all I'm looking for in a punt is that 30/60 mins of gratification, I'm not looking to see anyone regular (I have a wife for that) and have no intention of building up a 'relationship' with a WG. I'd probably go as far as to say the encounter is quite boring, due to it being so vanilla. Horse for courses though...

Well she only responded after the start time, not good enough in anyone's view IMO. If the roles were reversed and I had to cancel I would do this as soon as I knew I wouldn't be able to fulfil an appointment. We all know shit happens. But to do it after the start time tells you all about her approach to punters.

Offline MajorPayne

I tried sending her a message on AW before with a view to making a booking, it was read but I didn't get a reply.
Yes I too sent her a AW message

Hi Candy,

I hope you are enjoying your break.

I reached out to you in September asking if we could meet up on the morning on Saturday 2nd December to which you said yes and you asked me to confirm the time in November.

If convenient with you I would like to suggest 9.30am on the 2nd, however I am flexible so happy for you to suggest an alternative if you prefer.

If your break extends beyond our meet, please let me know.

kind regards


Never replied . . . never put it down as a negative as the meeting was not [fully] confirmed; just date not time.

Offline MrPunt101

I have seen Candy before and it was a so so appointment, she is based near the riverside park area NN3 of Northampton.

The appointment was fine, but lacked any kind of enthusiasm from her, maybe it was the style of meeting as I prefer a proper slow and sensual GFE, not a wham bam thank you mam... which is what I think she likes...  feedback left on both sides and all good, however trying to book another appointment all emails ignored since then.

I believe she only likes to see people that suits her needs rather than the other way round of providing a service to polite, respectable and clean gents like me and the OP.

Don't waste your time buddy, much more worthy ladies out there... that's more attractive, decent that can provide a better service...