Oriental Style Massage Centre - Amy FBSM - Acocks Green

[tsoli]

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After seeing a few good reviews of this place I decided to try it out last week.

Location: Oxford Road, Acocks Green, just near the junction with Warwick Road.

Cost: £40 for 1 hour + £20 for happy ending

Comms: A bit patchy, the massage centre is supposed to open at 10am so I fired off a text to see if anyone was available.  No reply so after 30 mins tried calling ... no answer.  Finally they rang back at around 11 so managed to eventually confirm they were open and working so made my way there.

The place is near the centre of Acocks Green, plenty of parking in the Aldi on the Warwick Road and would be easy to get to by public transport.

On entering I'm greeted by a nice looking woman, late 20's to early 30's dressed in tight tracksuit, very bubbly personality who takes me into the room.  Asks what I want and when I say an hour she tells me the price then asks if I would like happy ending for an extra £20 ... which of course I say yes to !!! She asks me to strip off and get face down on the table.
Now at this point I had assumed that she was Amy who would be massaging me, so I strip off and get ready.

In comes Amy ... and yes it's a different person, a fair bit older but I thought I'd go with it and see what happens.  She starts using oil on my back and spends a long time massaging away, nothing really sensual but it is a fairly decent massage ... but it takes ages before she heads down towards the legs.  No tickles or swipes even when she was working on my arse so I'm getting a bit worried.
Does more work on the legs going fairly high up with a bit of groin work but it feels like the sort of massage you get from a sports massage rather then anything erotic.

Finally she moves my legs open wider for better access and starts some fairly light sensual strokes on my nether regions ... for about 2 minutes before I'm asked to turn over.

I get a good look at her at the turnover point and she is really older than I first thought, at least 50, dressed in black t-shirt, denim shorts and thick black tights that guarantee no access ... this is confirmed when I ask if there is anything else on offer ... nothing !!!

She gets straight to work on my cock with a tonne of oil and gets a few strokes in when she gets called from the receptionist !!! So I'm left half mast while she has a loud conversation in the hallway !!!

When she comes in she administers the happy ending at warp speed and it's over.  Given a few wipes to clean myself up (I'm saturated in oil which doesn't come off) and ushered out.
Notice that there is another bloke waiting in the reception area so I hope he got a better service than I did.

So the Neutral rating, the reason for this is:
a) I kind of felt I got conned as to who was giving me the massage, if the Amy who massaged me had greeted me at the reception I probably would have walked.
b) The massage was a good massage but no teasing until the last couple of minutes.
c) The happy ending was too fast.
d) Nothing else was on offer.

Looking at the other reviews there might be some other good ladies working there but I'm not sure if I would go back.

[Beamer]

Of course it's your review and your rating.  It seems IMO, to be closer to negative but your decision.

[watsey]

Of course it's your review and your rating.  It seems IMO, to be closer to negative but your decision.

+1

[tsoli]

Of course it's your review and your rating.  It seems IMO, to be closer to negative but your decision.

I see where you're coming from but I did get a hours massage and shot my load for £60 so I guess that my expectations weren't the highest.
Also I possibly would go back if some other positive reviews come in for some of the other girls ... but next time I'd check who's giving the massage first !!!

[camzz69]

Maybe it's just me, or it's a rush of less than top-notch reviews, but I get the feeling we are increasingly being pushed through a production line model in too many massage places.
Am going to dig my heels in at my next one (this afto!) if I get the rush treatment

[Pete556]

Maybe it's just me, or it's a rush of less than top-notch reviews, but I get the feeling we are increasingly being pushed through a production line model in too many massage places.
Am going to dig my heels in at my next one (this afto!) if I get the rush treatment

I agree. Especially with some Thai places. I always go for a happy beginning these days as I can take my time to come.
The massage afterwards is also much more relaxing.

[shed]

A few Chinese places use the ploy or spending as much time as possible massaging the back. You have to tell them exactly what you want. As said by others, it's your shout but if it was me it would have been a negative. But your decision. Thanks for the review

[BrumTallGuy]

Thanks for this, very useful as there is so much choice around this goes into the bin as a nevr list.