Good honest review of this place. Shame it didn't work out too well for you, but you got further than I did with the menu. However, I think if I'd had the £10 extra for this, that and t'other routine I would have neutralled it too.
What is a piss take is the time shortening that becomes prevalent nowadays - there seems to me to be a belief amongst many girls in these places that punters predominantly come in for a quick HJ, and therefore seem to want to cut to that action ASAP, get it done and let the punter leave.
BUT - whyTF do you think I booked an hour lady ? Because I want you to give me and my dick your full and undivided pampering attention for the full hour. otherwise I would have asked for a WIHJ, or just a 30min rub & tug.
What my little tour of the area is teaching me is that the long game is the only way to go, and that multiple visits are needed to get the right set-up. But not sure I can be arsed to put the time (and cash) in to this again - been there, done that, got the T-shirt.