External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyMy first (and last) meet with Shanice - earlier on today.
Comms & venue:OK. Did via text with no real problems - had to wait a few minutes for some of the replies but nothing crazy. Once outside, phoned and talked through how to get in. She does speak quite quickly and led to a misunderstanding since I thought she said, "go to Reception and it's past there" when in fact I should never have even gone inside the main building (she works from a motel style low budget hotel near 02 Academy/the old Dome building, where the rooms are completely separate from the Reception/lounge/bar area... Bit embarrassing trying to explain to the Receptionist/bar girl which room I was looking for! So back outside into motel car park and round corner to furthest end instead. You can't park in there - but there's plenty of cheap metered parking on road outside. Relatively discreet tbh.
The room was ok, you step right from outside door practically straight onto bed! Room was quite messy, with her things strewn everywhere. Bathroom clean, but no soap or towel.
The girl:Shanice is exactly like her photos, so no surprises there, bit shorter in height than I imagined but plenty of curves. She's quite pretty actually, but can barely force herself to smile at all.
In fact the reason why this is a neutral is that I just felt NO connection with her whatsoever - and although she didn't do anything 'wrong' as such she seemed to make no real effort at all. She was civil, 'pleasant', passed a few compliments, etc, but it all felt hollow and a bit sad.
The Meet:She lay on the bed whilst I undressed, but no offer to help etc. Some sucking of her very large tits (and they are large and heavy and fairly splendid) whilst she tried to get me stiff. I suggested some 69 (during which she put a condom on me and gave me OW - ok, not good, not bad). Others have suggested in previous years that she smells horrible down there, but that wasn't my experience at all. It was just 'normal'. That's it. I've read comments that her tits hang down really low and that her nipples are underneath her tits, etc, etc, but again she seemed completely normal in that respect, ie she's a big girl all over and there is no way tits of that size can support themselves, but they're not round her knees, nor are her nipples hidden away.
After a while and with me not getting very aroused, she took off the condom, got some lube and tried with her hands. I was semi and it was ok. But then her phone started buzzing again and she got up to move it and stop it vibrating so loud. In the meantime, I decided to use my own hands, so she just tickled my balls and cushioned them with her huge tits. I could see I was going to struggle with this, so suggested I rim her, but she said she didn't like it; so I asked if a facial was alright, she reluctantly said yes, but then suggested on her tits instead (she really didn't want it on her face!). Either way was fine by this time, I knew I'd have to do all the work myself anyway.
I knelt on the bed and asked her to cradle her tits in her hands and push them up - this did the trick and got me in the zone. I asked her to look at me please, but she said it would be too tiring to lift her head up (WTF?!?), so I asked her to stick her tongue out instead which she did for a few seconds - luckily it was enough to shoot all over her tits, but she pulled away to clean up whilst I was still coming!
And that was it... She passed me some wet wipes and proceeded to neither look at or talk to me at all!! It was really obvious that it was 'session over, time to go, next please'. I asked her what time it was and it was 15 minutes since I'd entered the room. There was absolutely no point in suggesting anything else - not even a cuddle or a chat.
At that point I looked at the bed and pointed out that some of my cum was on the duvet cover (from when she'd pulled back); then I noticed just how dirty the cover was!! Various stains, hairs, mango juice (well, I hope it was mango juice, otherwise someone's got some pretty fucked up jizz!).
I got my breath back, went to the loo, cleaned up a bit, got dressed and left.
Conclusion:
Definitely won't be going back. It's strange - I'd read all the bad reviews over the years, but was still seduced by her photos and the thought that maybe it would be different for me and at the end of the day she was an itch that needed scratching - and happened to be available at the point I needed a pump and dump. Ha ha! Such fools we are!
So, the neutral is that although she fulfilled her brief in one way (I came, I saw, I... er, came) the complete joylessness of the experience was one I have no plans to repeat.
If you like a girl that looks like her photos, with huge tits, a big arse (but she won't let you near it!), jelly belly, short but thick thighs and quite pretty (she is what she is and there's nothing wrong with that) then go for it - at £60 for half an hour it won't break the bank, but trust me you'll have to do most of the work and you'll get precious little personality thrown in. And she'll want you out of her room pronto.
She wasn't obnoxious or rude, just NO connection, no spark, she was completely withdrawn from the experience. I understand that it's tough for the girls maintaining that level of personal interaction hour after hour and day after day, but other girls manage it - or at least have great acting skills - and that's the job. It just felt sad.
Maybe it's time to hang up the double JJ cup darling...
