First thing first. link
External Link/Members OnlyPrice paid: £50 for 30minutes
Location: LS9 not the Harehills side
Lets get into the beginning. Initially I arranged some time with
External Link/Members Only this lady but that did not happen for the following reasons:
a) i was suspicious that her pictures/price ratio is too good to be true
b) her voice on the phone sounded like she smoked from the age of 5
c) area she lived in seemed nice but saw women standing outside in bathrobes in one of the houses and these women did not look nice at all
d) she has not responded to me with a house number for 20 minutes and i am not walking around the street like an idiot
I do not think that warrants a separate review but for anyone searching that posting might find my info useful.
Now this left me with still full balls and no punt and cash in the pocket... so I reached out to Jessica and she said she is available all night (that should have been a red flag, at least an amber one)
Comms:
good clear comms text messages and a phone call later to confirm it is me in the street
Place:
Location is not the best but not the worst, felt safe at night time.
House itself... i did not feel 'clean' even laying on the bed. I mean all the student houses i've seen during my uni days were cleaner...
Girl:
definitely the one in the pictures. has a nice figure and honestly looked to my taste. Granted pictures online are a little bit photoshoped but overall was happy with her looks
English language is not her strength as i could see that she sometimes just noded but didn't understand what i said
Meet and the half assed deed:
Opened the door, did the transfer of funds and she lead me upstairs into the room that had a single bed (like who of the WG's even has single bed anymore...)
No kissing and she doesn't do kissing after i asked (should have checked her likes i guess but took it for granted)
Both got undressed and was asked to lay on my back. When laid back she proceeded with a little bit of handjob to get little leo up and continued with OW (considering her likes i hoped for OWO, plus i am a clean and decent looking guy so wth)
I notice that she is protecting one of her arms a lot and after asking she showed me that it was broken 2 weeks ago and now she is not wearing a cast to keep it in place as she needs her arm for work... So i get worried now and this explains why she didn't take top off... After getting me hard ish, she gets on her back and asks me to proceed in missionary... So as i try, she keeps squirming in pain and tries rushing me to finish up so that this can end. I think the shaking on the bed was hurting her arm...
In any case now in my head i'm more concerned about me fucking someone who is an actual physical pain and cannot wait for this to end... so the little me becomes floppy and i cannot continue. So i give up
There was a piece of hope in me that she would at least offer to finish me off with a BJ... but no
Talked a little bit and left.
Finale:
Came home with blue balls, terrible punt experience and feeling like shit, had a wank and went to sleep
I was thinking between a negative and neutral review... since maybe if her arm was not broken she would have been more attentive and would at least act like she is enjoying it... BUT to hell with that. She could have A warned me, B offered a proper BJ or be apologetic.... so going with negative
Hope this helps someone.
