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Offline Xtro

WARNING - TS REVIEW.
If you don't like it....   :timeout:

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Phone Number: 07889601083
Duration: 60 minutes
Paid: £120

Previous discussions on UKP: (April 2015) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=54915.msg712504#msg712504 and (May 2019) https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=249078.msg2545309#msg2545309

Comms: Excellent. All via text. All personal questions answered. Door (buzzer) number given on arrival.

Location: Chelmsford. 1st floor flat, new and tidy. Opposite a couple of car parks but I'm a cheapskate and found some local parking about 5 minutes walk away, permit holders parking only between 9am and 10am.

Looks: 27 on ads (maybe slightly older, hard to tell), Tall, about 5'10". Toned and slim, black hair, nicely made up face, wasn't caked on like I was expecting. Average "girly" looks. Wearing a short dress with zip up front, black panties.

Preamble: I've been quite interested in the exploits of a few punters on here recently; winkywanky, LNDNman, tantraman and the lengendary jon22992.  :hi:
I'm suprised Lisa hasn't been reviewed before. This is my 1st time with a ladyboy/TS, egged on by Mr. Wanky so I've only got him to blame. So here goes....

Meeting/Service: Paperwork sorted. music playing in the background. I think she sensed I was nervous and suggests a massage to help me relax a bit. She tells me to undress and get on the bed. She stays in the room while I quickly get out of my attire. I lie face down on the bed. I was assured the sheets were clean.  :thumbsup:

The massage was reasonable, working all over my back, legs and plenty of attention to my bum. It wasn't to professional standards, nor was it really a sensual massage, no CC swipes or accidental brushes with the crown jewels, but I did find it a turn on due to the repeated manipulation of the glutes. This may have lasted 20 mins or so, by which time I'd forgotten who I was being massaged by (a bloke) and I felt quite at ease with things and what may shortly proceed between the pair of us.  :unknown:  ;)

It was time to turn over. Lisa lightly oiled up my thighs, gently massaging them and asked what would I like her to do. I asked her to suck me. In for a penny, in for a pound so to say. A quick use of a wet-wipe later, she nuzzled gently away at my bell-end, shaft and balls before slowly wrapping her bright red lips around my helmet. She licked and sucked my length really well.  :)  I told her it was lovely and could she show me how to suck like that? She reached down under her mini-dress, pulled her lacey black panties aside and released herself. Her cock was quite dark in colour compared to the rest of her skin tone, almost to the point of looking fake. So I touched it. It felt soft and smooth as I just let it rest in my hand. I gently wanked it from the odd angle in which I was holding it. Lisa continued to suck me. She started to harden and grow, slowly revealing the beast she had been hiding in her panties. My "odd-angled" wanking technique seemed to have done the trick. It was certainly not a fake! she moved her lower self towards my face into an almost 69 position. I guess this was the do or die moment. I positioned myself more comfortably and slowly moved my mouth towards her cock.

She must be about 6.5 inches long, chunky and cut. I was quite suprised at the size even though I had seen the rear shot pic of it on her advert. I started to suck it. I soon realised that it really was a mouthful. I guess I could only get about half of it in and it still continued to get slightly longer and very, very hard. The next 20 minutes or so was a blur of OWO both ways, ball sucking, mutual wanking, and cock slapping on each others face.  :cool:  Her cock was meaty and heavy. At one point she asked if I'd like to be penetrated. I politely declined. She did ask again a couple more times throughout the punt but I was adamant not to get anything shoved up my arse, especially her weapon of arse destruction!   :scare:

The finale approached. A clock on the wall was showing about 15 minutes left. I needed to unload and I was also
hoping that Lisa would want to cum too. I asked her where she'd like to cum, (rather than asking her if she could cum at all). She replied "In your mouth and you can swallow it".  :thumbsdown:  I didn't want to do this at all, so I suggested she could come on my face instead. Big mistake. I was kneeling down in front of her and When she blew, she shot about half a dozen thick dollops of goo all over my face. It seemed to last forever.  :wacko:  When she was done unloading, I quickly got on my feet and had a look in the (dressing table?) mirror. My face was drenched with bollock yoghurt! It was thick and some of it had dribbled down from my chin and cheek onto my chest. I never thought in a million years I'd ever be on the receiving end of such a sexual act.  :crazy:  But hey, I was OK with it. We cleaned up and now it was my turn to unload. She doesn't allow mouth or face cumshots so I unloaded on her almost zero sized tits. I did try to make it spurt "accidently" into her face but those days are long gone and/or few and far between. I'm not the spurter I used to be, nor can I hit the ceiling, à la winkywanky!

As she was cleaning up, she had her back to me, her bare torso and arse on show. I noticed how male looking she was from behind and immediately I shuddered within. We small talked as we cleaned up and got dressed. She's been in
Chelmsford a few days and is leaving on Friday 20th Sept. I think she's touring but not sure of her next stop.

Note: Lisa really is a nice, sweet and easy going gal. She was clean and accommodating. I would recommend her. Although I did enjoy my time with her doing what we did at the time, the fact that I was questioning myself almost immediately afterwards after seeing the back of "him" while "she" was looking in the mirror, is causing some conflict in the back of my mind as to whether I did the "right" thing!  :dash:

Would I return?: Possibly, but I might look for a more feminine TS if ever I dabble down this path again.  ;)

« Last Edit: September 15, 2019, 12:32:05 am by Xtro »

Offline Foxtail17

Nice review, always good to read of someones new experience. Yet to break my TS duck but encouraged by your comments

Offline muddy funxter

Nice review, always good to read of someones new experience. Yet to break my TS duck but encouraged by your comments

Different strokes for different folks but you have confirmed I do not want to do this..... but glad you had fun

Offline winkywanky

Nice review Xtro, and well done for biting the bullet and finally indulging in your long-held fantasy!  :thumbsup:

With a few exceptions, it is the case I think that the more feminine a TS, the less likelihood there is of them cumming, and if they do, of them producing more than a teaspoon. In terms of the latter, it looks like you hit the jackpot (or rather, she hit the bullseye  :D).

Take a few days to soak it all in, and then if it still takes your fancy, check out some girls like Sofia TS, who are supremely feminine and also give a passionate, hot-kissing experience. I note that you didn't fuck this girl, trust me, you will want to fuck Sofia while you're looking deep into her eyes  :angelgirl:.

[By the way, re: me hitting the ceiling, that hasn't happened for around 20yrs but I do look back fondly to those days  :cool:]

Offline Hugeadmirer

Great review and well done. I suspect most, if not all, have been there. That post-cum feeling of uncertainty and sometimes remorse.

For me at least, I realised to listen to my cock and what makes me horny and not my pre-programmed fear (for want of a better word) of them previously have been male and I’ve had a lot more fun since!

Offline tantraman

Congrats on 'exploring', Xtro! :hi:

As you're thinking to ...

... look for a more feminine TS ...

... I unequivocally agree with winkywanky in suggesting TRANS SOFIA UK with whom you cannot go wrong!

Enjoy! :drinks:

Offline Type937GTS

 
She must be about 6.5 inches long, chunky and cut. I was quite suprised at the size even though I had seen the rear shot pic of it on her advert. I started to suck it. I soon realised that it really was a mouthful. I guess I could only get about half of it in and it still continued to get slightly longer and very, very hard.

Pretty sure she's uncut

Offline Xtro

Pretty sure she's uncut

Pretty sure you haven't done a review yet since you joined on December 17, 2018.  :thumbsdown:

7 of your 13 posts pretty much say "cut or uncut?". The rest are pretty much questions.
Your most useful input was pretty much your 1st post with your belated "mini review" of Lisa within an existing thread and incidentally you don't state whether she is cut or uncut even though this appears to be pretty much a fascination of yours.   :crazy:  :wacko:

I'm pretty sure I'm right.  :hi:
« Last Edit: September 19, 2019, 01:15:51 pm by Xtro »

Offline Type937GTS

Pretty sure you haven't done a review yet since you joined on December 17, 2018.  :thumbsdown:

What can I say, the site doesn't let me make a new post

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Your most useful input was pretty much your 1st post with your belated "mini review" of Lisa within an existing thread 

As above

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and incidentally you don't state whether she is or uncut

I figured that much was pretty obvious she's uncut from photos, which is why I've brought it up. Also because I only see uncut TSs

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I'm pretty sure I'm right.  :hi:

Only if she's had it cut since I saw her
« Last Edit: September 19, 2019, 02:00:14 pm by Type937GTS »

Offline Xtro

Well you come across as very computer and forum savvy judging by the elaborate multi quoted response you gave.

You might want to find your way to this thread if you haven't already done so.
Problem with posting a review - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=253324.0

I look forward to your reviews of the multitude of uncut TS's that you've seen.  :hi:

Offline Bigzadan

Does it matter if he looks like a male from behind? You just sucked a dick.
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Offline winkywanky

Does it matter if he looks like a male from behind? You just sucked a dick.


If you're not interested in transsexuals, then why are you reading and commenting on a clearly-marked TS review?

Perhaps it's because you're either:

a) a closet TS-lover

or

b) a complete fuckwit


Or perhaps even both?

Offline Bigzadan

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Offline winkywanky

Calm down sweetheart

You've been here for a year and contributed fuck all, pretty well apart from your sneering posts in the TS section.

You can see how that looks, can't you?

Offline Bigzadan

I don't need to review if I don't want to - what's that got to do with you love?  Calm down sweetheart, you don't want to get topped  :cool:
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Offline winkywanky

I don't need to review if I don't want to - what's that got to do with you love?  Calm down sweetheart, you don't want to get topped  :cool:


Because if you contribute fuck all as well as talking like a cunt, you'll likely get a ban.

That's why, you cretin.


Offline Bigzadan

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww go weep in some cum filled tissues you dirty perv.  You're like a self proclaimed, rather entitled, self centred, sad, old dirty man who likes to shove his todger where it's not wanted. Buzz off willy wanker!
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Offline MarkS69

It's strange that for someone as "straight" as Bigzadan deems himself, half of his posts have been directed at TS reviews...

Offline MarkS69

Nice review Xtro. I guess what you want out of a TS punt is what things come down to in the end. As winkywanky said in one of his comments, if you want them to cum it seems to be more unlikely depending on how feminine they appear. The hormones tend to affect their ability to shoot a decent load. I was turned onto TS escorts when I was stationed in Manilla many years ago and most of them were much better looking than the women!

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Offline whiskyfan

Deleted comment - may have mistaken her for another TS.
« Last Edit: September 21, 2019, 08:13:55 am by whiskyfan »

Offline Xtro

Nice review Xtro. I guess what you want out of a TS punt is what things come down to in the end. As winkywanky said in one of his comments, if you want them to cum it seems to be more unlikely depending on how feminine they appear. The hormones tend to affect their ability to shoot a decent load. I was turned onto TS escorts when I was stationed in Manilla many years ago and most of them were much better looking than the women!

Cheers mate.  :hi:

It does appear possible that Mr. Wanky can say something sensible between his usual antics on here.  ;)   :D

Offline winkywanky

Cheers mate.  :hi:

It does appear possible that Mr. Wanky can say something sensible between his usual antics on here.  ;)   :D


I like to think so, and in addition, dispatching the occasional cock-waving twonk with a flea in their ear  ;).

Offline winkywanky

Oh, and I see daviemac has banned the idiot. Thanks chap  :thumbsup:.

Always nice to have a bit of fun with them first though :D

Online fatboy

Oh, and I see daviemac has banned the idiot. Thanks chap  :thumbsup:.

Always nice to have a bit of fun with them first though :D

WW, you are like a cat with a bird or a mouse before the inevitable happens  :sarcastic: