External Link/Members OnlyDuration: 1 hour
Cost: £100 (for "tantric" massage with HE)
I was in a real mood for a tantric massage, but was very limited on time and therefore restricted on location - it needed to be somewhere directly on my route home for work. I found a site called
External Link/Members Only which recommended tantric providers. One of their recommendations was Tantric Francesca, who I know is well reviewed here (her location didn't work for me), so that gave it some respectability in my mind. I found Tantric Paradise, who have a site in Victoria, so decided to TOFTT.
Comms:I was at work so emailed rather than calling and was offered an oriental girl at my requested time (only a few hours away so knew I couldn't be too picky). Was given the address and asked to call a landline number when I was there. I get there and call a few minutes before my appointment time, but went straight to answerphone. Rang again and same thing. At the same time I got a snotty email from them asking me where I was. Just as I was replying, I get a call to my punting phone from a mobile and it was them. It sounded like an oriental lady, based on her pronunciation and she tells me that the address they gave me wasn't the place and she started to give me directions from there. I go to the road nearby that she says and she tells me its first basement on the left. I see no basements at all on the road so ask for the number but she says she doesn't know. I eventually turn back to realise the road goes both ways from where I'd started and I'd gone the wrong way. She didn't tell me specifically which way to go so don't think this is my fault, but she starts getting annoyed as if I'm an idiot and have gone the wrong way. Anyway, I see it and the girl is waiting at the door so I know I'm in the right place. Not impressed so far.
Location:about 7-8 minute walk from Victoria station. A nice residential area. The flat is actually very nice. Big and in good condition. I'm taken to the first bedroom, which has an en-suite. I could see the flat was quite big and could hear other people, buy didn't see any of them.
Girl:Mid-20s chinese girl. About 5'7" and slim with a great pair of b or c cup tits, which were perfectly formed. Facially quite plain - I'd describe her as a less-attractive version of Michelle Yeoh (Bond girl from Tomorrow Never Dies). Her English was basic, so communication was difficult.
Action:Started with a back massage. This was possibly the worst massage I've ever had. Best way to describe it would be aggressive. Not as in aggressively deep like a sports massage, just really quick and forceful motions all the time, even when she did a cc swipe. Thankfully this only lasted about 10 minutes and then she asked me to turn over.
She then got to work on my dick. I've had one proper tantric massage before a few years back and I remember she started on my dick quite early, but then moved on to other areas and back, keeping me near the edge the whole time. So I thought she was going to do that, but it became apparent that no, she was just trying to get me to cum quickly.
Now she actually had some good skill with the HJ. She was sat on the bed, with her legs down my sides and was using both hands. One on my dick, the other alternating from my balls to my arsehole and some rubs on my stomach and chest, which were very nice. Due to her position though, I couldn't really touch her, apart from her calves. I asked if she'd move position, but she didn't understand so I gave up on that.
Several times she tried to upsell me to a BJ and/or sex, but I politely declined as wasn't interested, plus had no more cash on me.
I was enjoying the HJ though - she was using a good twisting method and glided over the head a lot, which I like. After about 10 minutes of that I could tell she was surprised I hadn't cum yet. She kept saying I was too big (I'm bang average) and calling me "Superman", which I found quite funny. I'd had a tactical wank about 90 mins before, which is why I was lasting quite long. In the end I had a nice, 25 minute HJ with a good, strong finish, though she did that annoying thing of stopping as soon as I'd cum, whereas I like them to keep going for another 10 seconds or so afterwards.
I still had about 20 minutes left, but could sense she wasn't planning to do any more massage and given how shit she was at it, I didn't push for it. Showered and then left. I was there 50 minutes in total.
Conclusion:Although in the end I had an enjoyable, long HJ, negative due to the comms, the shit massage, her trying to rush me out and the false advertising re: it being tantric.
