External Link/Members Only I'll keep this short & unsweet because it was wank (literally)
Comms were unnecessarily convoluted, involving lots of texts & phone calls & gratuitous use of the patronising term "sweetie".
Working out of a dump of a council flat in the middle of a council estate near the Etihad (need to stop punting near The Council House I haven't had a decent one there yet
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Clean but the Ritz it wasn't.
OK in the daytime but wouldn't fancy it at night.
Alana's 40 something imo, great body with fantastic natural tits & flat stomach, facially average, not ugly, not fit.
Pics are her but obviously touched up.
She's from down south, quite well spoken, a hint of a sense of humour but generally quite cold, mechanical & buisnesslike.
Very Rom.
No chance of banter (for want of a better word ) or any chemistry.
Zero kissing, she tried to start with a time wasting massage, a fantastic deep OWO BJ but it only lasted a minute before she started wanking me, I had to ask her to suck me again, this BS routine went on throughout the punt.
Later on she made a sarcastic face & sound because I'd not popped at that point, even though there was nearly 10 mins left.
Clockwatcher, tried to rush me til I showed her, on my watch, that I had plenty of time.
Rubber & loads of lube on, started with CG, decent but she was lazy & soon climbed off.
Doggy was cut short by her cos she said I was going too hard.
Same with Mish, I was in 3rd gear tops btw, if she thinks that's hard she hasn't seen shit ffs!
Back to BJ & the same minute long suck then wanking routine
Then came the sarcastic smile so I decided to finish myself off before she went full bitch, predictably she ducked the partial CIM she said she'd give me.
Poor.
Rom like.
She seems jaded, a close inspection shows the wear & tear on her face.
Maybe it was me
but I couldn't give a fuck really, I was clean & polite & I'm paying her well to fkn fake it at least.
Cleaned myself up cos she was straight on the phone to the next lucky bleeder on the conveyor belt.
Would I return?
Not in this lifetime
Oh well, onto the next one
£60 for 30 mins
No extras.
