Author Topic: BordersLassie - Selkirk  (Read 1801 times)


1 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 5392081) (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline jambo1874

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Worst punt of my life this but partly my fault.

Had the raging horn, seen she was available at short notice and i was passing through her area shortly so made a 15 minute booking. Photos looked good and her write up was thorough enough.

Comms all fine, £40 for 15 minutes confirmed and given street address and told to call when parked. She then guided me to her front door.

Should have walked as soon as the door opened but had a brain freeze and in my panic followed her inside.

She has short hair, probably mid 40s and gnashers that could finish an apple through a letterbox. Relatively slim but a big saggy belly.
There was a massive dog locked up in a cage that started going mental as well. Proper shat myself but quickly passed through out of sight into her bedroom. Got undressed and she asked what i wanted. Said oral and we'll see how it goes. Started with OWO and it was utter hopeless. Just her open mouthed trying to suck a cock which she failed to do. Let that go for all of 45 seconds before suggesting mish. Half limp cock shoved in the general area of her womanhood and eyes closed thinking of happier times. Got hard enough to enter the lair but immediately got a whiff of overly stale B.O. Wee man went limp as i was dry boaking on top of her and just wanting to leave i suggested a hand job which then took me another 10 minutes to find the gusto finish. Cleaned up and left swearing i was done with this game now

Avoid at all costs

Offline savageundergarment

I’ve had a similar experience with another Selkirk based SP. Will do a review (if you can call it that) of the worst punt imaginable.

Offline jambo1874

If its this one External Link/Members Only then they actually offer a duo together  :scare:

Offline savageundergarment

If its this one External Link/Members Only then they actually offer a duo together  :scare:
That’s her, it, the same thing. A “student” who is primarily a weed smoking lay about who got kicked out her flat in Musselburgh by the police and the council.

Absolutely horrendous and put me off the game for a very long time. I’ll do a post trauma write up this weekend.

Offline muffherwell91

This girl is advertising again as being available this Friday, Saturday and Sunday doing Edinburgh incalls. Going by the brief feedback on here it would appear it’s buyer beware.
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Offline jamesdean1964

I’ve had a similar experience with another Selkirk based SP. Will do a review (if you can call it that) of the worst punt imaginable.

So what happened to the review ?
Is it being proof read ?

Offline savageundergarment

So what happened to the review ?
Is it being proof read ?

Review is yet to be written.

Offline Clattypats

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Review is yet to be written.
No shit Sherlock!   :sarcastic:

Think he's asking if you're ever going to post it...  :thumbsup:

Offline savageundergarment

No shit Sherlock!   :sarcastic:

Think he's asking if you're ever going to post it...  :thumbsup:

Of course, when I have time this week I’ll write about the horrendous “SP”

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Of course, when I have time this week I’ll write about the horrendous “SP”
Noted... Look fwd to it...  :hi: