External Link/Members OnlyWorst punt of my life this but partly my fault.
Had the raging horn, seen she was available at short notice and i was passing through her area shortly so made a 15 minute booking. Photos looked good and her write up was thorough enough.
Comms all fine, £40 for 15 minutes confirmed and given street address and told to call when parked. She then guided me to her front door.
Should have walked as soon as the door opened but had a brain freeze and in my panic followed her inside.
She has short hair, probably mid 40s and gnashers that could finish an apple through a letterbox. Relatively slim but a big saggy belly.
There was a massive dog locked up in a cage that started going mental as well. Proper shat myself but quickly passed through out of sight into her bedroom. Got undressed and she asked what i wanted. Said oral and we'll see how it goes. Started with OWO and it was utter hopeless. Just her open mouthed trying to suck a cock which she failed to do. Let that go for all of 45 seconds before suggesting mish. Half limp cock shoved in the general area of her womanhood and eyes closed thinking of happier times. Got hard enough to enter the lair but immediately got a whiff of overly stale B.O. Wee man went limp as i was dry boaking on top of her and just wanting to leave i suggested a hand job which then took me another 10 minutes to find the gusto finish. Cleaned up and left swearing i was done with this game now
Avoid at all costs