Serene Spa: Balham

[Conjoy87]

When: 3 weeks ago

Where: Balham, about a 5 min walk from
Balham station. I’ve previously tried to go here with a mix of successful and  unsuccessful results.

Cost: 50 for massage and 90 for the rest.

Service:
Walk in , had someone called Annjeene? That’s phonetic.
She’s a 40+ chubby woman in no way sexy.

Had an hour. Got brought to the bottom rooms and changed. it’s hit or miss here so I took the boxers off and went under the towel so there was no confusion.

She got in and did her thing

Massage was average to less than average but she paid alot off attention to the ass. Lots of massage and cheeky finger rub between the cheeks there before anything else.

She did some clarification about if I have been before and what else did the last person do for me.

Cut down to business I asked for a lot. She was keen.

Rimming on me face down with finger up bum and the turn round with OWO and CIM.
Rimming was not  at the asshole more lightly between cheeks. OWO was with lots of spit and could take 3/4 of a medium to large cock. She also had a finger up my ass throughout.

She is no way good looking but service was great if you close your eyes.

I’d be back if really horny but would rather have someone sexier.

[Goldfinch]

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[LLPunting]

Thanks for the review 

Ann-jee-ne?
How tall?
Brunette?  Blonde?  Short or long hair?
Worker's hands or more delicate/small?

So she was clothed for all this?

Any details about her boobage?

No swallow?

90 is a lot.  FS, OWO, CIM used to be available for 60-70.

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review, OP. Did you try to negotiate at all? £140 for a mediocre massage + extras with a girl you didn't find attractive does seem a but much... to the point that, even if the service itself was great, a positive rating overall seems quite generous.

[LLPunting]

Cheers for the review, OP. Did you try to negotiate at all? £140 for a mediocre massage + extras with a girl you didn't find attractive does seem a but much... to the point that, even if the service itself was great, a positive rating overall seems quite generous.

Precisely, could've popped round the corner to the Chinese for another hour and a fuck for the 90 or tried his luck up in Clapham Common or down in Tooting.  100 would've gotten 1hr full service with a Latina or Chinese incall in Balham/Tooting Broadway. 60-80 would've gotten him 1hr BB over Tooting/Thornton Heath way, if that's his thing.

[Jonestown]

.......... or tried his luck up in Clapham Common......

I believe on Clapham Common even a halfway decent looking chap could get the service the OP got, (Rimming, fingering, OWO, CIM) for free, probably from someone no less attractive than the SP he saw.

[LLPunting]

I believe on Clapham Common even a halfway decent looking chap could get the service the OP got, (Rimming, fingering, OWO, CIM) for free, probably from someone no less attractive than the SP he saw.

Male or female SP?  Free as in no effort would probably necessitate a nocturnal visit to the greenery.  Loads of spadework might get you the latter with someone much younger and prettier.
Or you could just try the parlour and SP flats in the area for ca$h munnayyy.

[Fuzzyduck]

I believe on Clapham Common even a halfway decent looking chap could get the service the OP got, (Rimming, fingering, OWO, CIM) for free, probably from someone no less attractive than the SP he saw.

  didn't realise this still went on.