External Link/Members OnlyCost - £30 for 30 minute massage + £40 for B2B and HE ( in the end - after protracted negotiations - see below )
Following Ruffler's review of the above, I thought I'd give it a try - wish I hadn't bothered to be honest ( review below ), and it proves that in every case, YMMV
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=259115.msg2643620#msg2643620Comms
I called ahead and asked if they were free, answered straight away - yes they were - agreed a time
Area
Reasonable area of Barnsley, in a commercial road full of shops and people - the slightly more embarrassed punter may want to avoid this one, but as I am not from the area, I didn't care
Parking - £1 for an hour, on street
Looks
Not unattractive Chinese girl - slim, fairly pretty face, I would say B cup, size 10
Action
Crap massage - not going to describe it any more than that, she didn't seem that interested to be honest and it did fuck all for me
About 15 mins in, she asked me to turn over - at this point, I wasn't even stirring - no CC swipes, no sensual touches, nothing
Then she asks 'you want any extras?' - I should have said No, but Little Y who was still little was even then doing the thinking and I asked what was on offer
'£50 for B2B, or £30 for HE'
I said 'I've only got £40' and she agreed to B2B. Well, when I say B2B, she took her top off and lightly rubbed her tits across my belly. End of
At this point I am starting to get a bit annoyed, and so I said 'that's not B2B, why are you not on the table, rubbing yourself over me ?' which she didn't understand, and so asked if I wanted HJ instead - I agreed to get it over with, and she asked me for another fucking £30
Inside, I'm steaming at this point, whilst still polite on the outside ( Arrrrrmadillo ) and so I then argued the toss ( literally ) and told her I wanted my money back for a shit service
She complained that it wasn't her pricing, but the management ( whatever ) and I said that for £40 extra, I expected more than a tit rub
Eventually she begrudgingly gave me a HE for no extra money, even that I had to finish myself
The clean up was also non existent - she did offer me a shower, which I refused as I was headed to a hotel anyway and wanted to get out of there
Whilst this was undoubtedly the worst massage and HE I have ever had, and I've had a few, I think I am more annoyed with myself for not just leaving at the end of the massage, but instead wasting another £40 which could have been better spent in Leeds on a Pump and Dump later that evening
Ah well - you live and learn
Would I return - not while my arse hole points downwards
Y
