First review 😬
After reading a couple of previous reviews which were staggeringly positive I thought I’d give Mimi a try. To set the scene I used to travel all over for my previous job so most of my punting has been in other countries and always in brothels. I’ve had a couple of punts in the U.K. but not for a right few years.
Comms and Pricing.
I called the number found via Vivastreet and was swiftly answered, was very difficult to understand the broken English over the phone however agreed £110 for 1hr and £20 extra was for DFK (personal preference). I was texted the address and called upon arrival for further instruction. Parked on a street nearby was late at night so plenty of parking on residential street fairly inconspicuous.
The meet.
Upon arrival was given direction to outside the doors to a block of flats were I waited until the boss lady showed to escort up. This is were the downward spiral begins. The girl is certainly not the same girl described by previous reviews, yes she was small; 6/10 looks wise, untoned, unshaven, incredibly average boobs and just the complete opposite in every department to the Mimi previously described. Now for a GFE it was the most awkward and lack lustre delivery I’ve experienced. Was ordered to lay down were a poor massage was delivered upon rolling over there was ok OWO then as things progressed to CG, Mimi managed 10 seconds of riding before climbing off asking me to take over, I did (must say was a adventure to find the entry through the forest of a pubic region) I managed to finish up and that was that. She cleaned me up and then was hinting at me to leave which of course I reminded her I had a good while left so she made gestures for a massage, she could speak barely even the basic words of English. Asked her to massage my lower back which was tight but after 10 mins of trying felt if anything more knotted.
Anyway I digress, managed to persuade the little soldier to stand to attention again. Mimi delivered more OWO which for some reason she has changed technique which became actually distinctively less enjoyable than her previous efforts, she stopped as she was sent my previously hard cock to the land of nod. I got him back ready for action were I was signed languaged and mumbled at to go for doggy. I did this was the worst part of a already mediocre punt as I slid into my battle station Mimi was on her phone on WhatsApp messaging who I imagine is her bf back in China (there was a snuggly profile picture of them in the background) this was borderline infuriating as the phone hadn’t stopped the whole time and it wasn’t other clients as the matriarch clearly handled that side of things. As I requested she put the phone down and we began I must say it was what I could simply describe as flogging a dead horse. After shutting my eyes thinking I was deep inside a different hole I eventually finished up. Was swiftly ushered into the shower, which I actually felt dirtier coming out of. And then as I got I came back in the room she was already in her joggers and hoodie on skype to her bf. She hung up as I came in and tried some conversation, which was all mandarin and me looking at her deeply confused. As I got dressed I was quickly shown the door.
All in all was a deeply disappointing experience. If it was a meal in a restaurant or something other service, put it this way you would definitely be asking for a refund or not paying. But that’s the nature of the game I suppose. However I would strongly recommend fellow members to keep there hard earned cash in your pockets as you may aswell stay at home and play with the little fella yourselves as believe me you will enjoy it more. Things may improve when the next bait and switch takes place there but until then avoid!
Hope this was ok for a first review, would appreciate some feedback fellas.
