Link: External Link/Members OnlyPrice: £80 for 30 mins.
Location: Flat near Newcastle Central Station. She didn't have any towels and she didn't let me have shower (I think also because it didn't work). Fortunately I didn't really need one. I did go for a piss and noticed there wasn't even any soap or hand sanitizer (although thinking back presumably I could possibly have used shower gel, assuming there was any). There was no hand towel though (and I did ask). For reference, this punt took place mid-late afternoon. The bedroom and bed were fine.
Looks: Older, fatter and much spottier than her profile pics make out. Her photos were very misleading (both the ones currently on her main profile page and in her public gallery) and I was weighing up whether to walk but her good attitude and the deep french kiss she gave me indicated her service would be good so I decided to stay. On reflection I should have definitely tried to negotiate a discount, especially since she's overpriced for Newcastle even if her photos weren't misleading.
Facially she was decent but nowhere near as good as her pics. Her tits were very big (bigger than her photos but she's also fatter everywhere), I'd guess they were around G cups, they were natural and I enjoyed them. Nice big round arse. Had a fair chunk of belly, she didn't carry it too badly but she's definitely bigger than her photos. I'd say she's around a size 14. She had a fairly spotty face but they were also pretty much everywhere on her body including tits, back, arse and hips - it was all pretty unsightly. Her profile claims she's 28 but I'd say she looked around mid-late 30s.
Service: From the moment I walked in but also throughout the punt she was very convincing in giving the impression (as well as basically saying) that she really wanted to fuck me, definitely better than the vast majority most escorts. She did however start with wiping my cock with a wet wipe (although that was fair enough given no shower). There was plenty of proper full-on DFK throughout. There was a very slight hint of smoke on her breath at the start but this basically disappeared as the punt went on.
OWO was good in terms of technique and great in terms of depth as there was plenty of proper deepthroating. During this I made sure to have a feel/rub around her arse and the entrance to her vagina and gave a quick discrete sniff test - she failed. It wasn't outright bad but her hygiene wasn't up to scratch so I avoided RO/69.
When applying the condom she did it in that annoying and incorrect way which some WGs do (usually only foreign ones), where she stretched it over the head of my penis but she then let go and it snapped back onto me and it actually hurt (but only very briefly) - she did apologise. Sex was enjoyed in a variety of positions and was very enthusiastic. In doggy however I got a noticeable but not ultra strong whiff from her fanny. I imagine this was both due to a lack of hygiene and an issue inside her vagina (e.g. Bacterial Vaginosis).
Her attitude was mostly very good. She was fairly keen to keep things moving forward but was happy to keep doing OWO when I resisted although did ask again fairly soon after but I was happy to move on. During sex she did seem a little over enthusiastic about getting me to cum. As such, I'd say I felt slightly rushed although she didn't actually particularly rush anything.
Overall: Definitely disappointing and there were multiple negative aspects, as such she can't avoid being given a negative. Nonetheless her service was mostly very good so this isn't the absolute strongest negative.
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