Well I've established it wasn't a girl called "linda"
Excellent massage though. Including all the bends and twists. £25 for half hour.
Covered with a towel from the start. Not even the slightest of brushes. Used two towels while stretching and bending my knees. No hint of anything sensual.
Asked at the end for more, but told very simply, "no, sorry".
She then said I have 5 minutes to get dressed again.
I'm off to see Sue at Rugeley