Author Topic: Hertfordshire Massage Parlours Mini Reviews  (Read 70464 times)

Online Nickoname1

Tried out this one.

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Quite recent Gumtree advert.

Arranged by text. £45 for 60 mins.

Residential address in Stevenage, house garage converted into nice therapy room. NB no shower available.

Asked me to fill out a contact sheet and medical questionnaire - yeah right....Mr Michael Mouse, fake number, fake email address etc.

Masseuse is called Om. She said she used to work in a salon in St Alban's. She's quite short, small, thin, wirey. Quite dark for a Thai lady. Wore a mask so difficult to age but probs c50.

Massage on table was ok. I asked for strong but got mostly vigorous. Quite frantic rubbing at times, and not in a good way. Some walking on my back which was nice.

Not really sensual, though there were a few 'accidental' touches of my gonads.

Don't know if anything else was on offer but to be honest I wasn't interested. She didn't offer and I didn't ask.

Nice lady, but not my type at all. It's probably unfair, but with her short hair I just kept thinking she reminded me of Angel Di Maria!!

I won't return and it wouldn't surprise me if this was a legit place.

Nicko


Offline welllucky

Thanks for the info Nicko. Had to look up that 'Angel'!

Offline winkywanky

Nicko: you refer to 'accidental' intimate touches. Were you hard at any point, that she would have been aware of (ie on your back at the time)?

Thanks for the review.

Offline Chorley

Called the Hitchin one today re availability. They were fully booked and the lady I spoke with sounded professional
I called around 12 ish , which leads me to think they're legit. Might go anyway just for a massage as they've got good ratings.  :hi:
« Last Edit: May 02, 2021, 04:29:32 pm by Chorley »

Online Nickoname1

Nicko: you refer to 'accidental' intimate touches. Were you hard at any point, that she would have been aware of (ie on your back at the time)?

Thanks for the review.

Hi Winky,

Not a full on storker, more a semi-lobb. A few touches of my balls when face down (when she was massaging inner thighs), and then her forearm brushed my todger when I was lying on my back - she used her forearms to massage my thighs and hip,  rather than her fingers or hands.

Maybe she's one of those ladies who doesn't offer, but expects you to ask? As I said, she wasn't really my cup of tea so I didn't ask.

Good luck if you decide to give her a go, mate

Nicko


Offline KingCrowley

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Been here recently,usually one lady in reception  and another one doing the massages.
I had the reception lady this time as the other lady has finished her shift. Slim and quite tall for a chinese,mid 30s i would say,her name is Jojo if i remember correctly. Really good quality massage for about 40 min and then the question has been asked. £20/40 for HE and B2B. I opted for the b2b,as i said slim,no belly A cup maybe and a small ass. B2b wasn't any good a few swipes while i was laying on my front and a few more when i turned over. She didn't mind me playing and licking her niples and some play with  her pussy on the outside. Another lady started there on Sunday and will be there for 2 weeks,but im not sure about her looks.
Would go back for the massage and HE but not for the b2b.

Offline KingCrowley

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I have seen Joy in the last 2 weeks or so as a plan B. She is located in a hairdressers where you can enter trough  the back or front.
She is thai,around  40's i would say milfy looking,small but chubby.. 
She stays with you while you undress,and the starts the massage, a choice of different oils. Massage is good,classic strong thai massage with stretching and different techniques. She talks a lot so that might be a problem for some. With about 20 minutes left she asks the question,hj for £30 £ 40 for B2B and £50 for a blowjob. I choose the b2b which she was trying to do from the side of the table  until i asked her to get on the table which she was ok with. Nothing impressive about her b2b and i feel like it was a waste of money,she made me cum with a combination of Hj and boob job. Would see her again for her massage and maybe to try her orals skills.

Offline welllucky

popped in to Thai Herb Hatfield for old times' sake... not been for six months. Anyone know ...Have the staff changed? The receptionist looked quite striking and have not seen her before... puffed up lips and heavily made up... 25(?)... Not unattractive If you are into ladyboys you might think she was a good looking one if you get my drift. I would have had a massage ther but they were booked up for at least an hour.

Also anyone been to this one in Hemel? Its new to me:
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Offline triggs91

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I have seen Joy in the last 2 weeks or so as a plan B. She is located in a hairdressers where you can enter trough  the back or front.
She is thai,around  40's i would say milfy looking,small but chubby.. 
She stays with you while you undress,and the starts the massage, a choice of different oils. Massage is good,classic strong thai massage with stretching and different techniques. She talks a lot so that might be a problem for some. With about 20 minutes left she asks the question,hj for £30 £ 40 for B2B and £50 for a blowjob. I choose the b2b which she was trying to do from the side of the table  until i asked her to get on the table which she was ok with. Nothing impressive about her b2b and i feel like it was a waste of money,she made me cum with a combination of Hj and boob job. Would see her again for her massage and maybe to try her orals skills.
I always feel like B2B is a bit of a waste of time, but always take it when its offered  :dash:why?! - any indication if the bj would have been covered?

Offline KingCrowley

I always feel like B2B is a bit of a waste of time, but always take it when its offered  :dash:why?! - any indication if the bj would have been covered?
I haven't asked unfortunately

Offline Sebstyles7

Went to Juntara in Hertford Saturday for a massage and to see what else is on offer. In a word nothing do not done a full review.  The massage itself was really good. Went for deep tissue massage, £45 for the hour (£5 off for first time customer). Booked on phone and got a text to confirm with message saying cash only (signs of extras promise). Attractive young Thai girl in the reception who sadly didn’t perform the massage. Taken upstairs and told to undress but leave underwear on so knew from then on no happy ending on the cards.  Still great firm massage. Seems completely legit. Really relaxed as I left though so nice time anyway.

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Went to Juntara in Hertford Saturday for a massage and to see what else is on offer. In a word nothing do not done a full review.  The massage itself was really good. Went for deep tissue massage, £45 for the hour (£5 off for first time customer). Booked on phone and got a text to confirm with message saying cash only (signs of extras promise). Attractive young Thai girl in the reception who sadly didn’t perform the massage. Taken upstairs and told to undress but leave underwear on so knew from then on no happy ending on the cards.  Still great firm massage. Seems completely legit. Really relaxed as I left though so nice time anyway.

In a lot of places go there once or twice when you more "known" then the nicer extras are offered:)...

Offline Sebstyles7

That was in my thinking and the massage was good enough that I will go back too!  Will keep you all posted if I get anything else.

Offline welllucky

Thanks Seb and Watts. Went in today and they had no spaces at all. Will try again another day.

Offline stekan


 Paid a visit to Joy Massage in Stevenage today, treatment room is in the back of a Hairdressers salon, booked an hour, full review in the relevant section.  :cool:

Offline Chorley

Paid a visit to Joy Massage in Stevenage today, treatment room is in the back of a Hairdressers salon, booked an hour, full review in the relevant section.  :cool:
No it's not  :unknown:

Offline stekan

No it's not  :unknown:

Sorry Chorley, I'm a bit of a slow typist, have a look now.  :)

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Sorry Chorley, I'm a bit of a slow typist, have a look now.  :)
:thumbsup:

Offline stekan

Tried out this one.

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Quite recent Gumtree advert.

Arranged by text. £45 for 60 mins.

Residential address in Stevenage, house garage converted into nice therapy room. NB no shower available.

Asked me to fill out a contact sheet and medical questionnaire - yeah right....Mr Michael Mouse, fake number, fake email address etc.

Masseuse is called Om. She said she used to work in a salon in St Alban's. She's quite short, small, thin, wirey. Quite dark for a Thai lady. Wore a mask so difficult to age but probs c50.

Massage on table was ok. I asked for strong but got mostly vigorous. Quite frantic rubbing at times, and not in a good way. Some walking on my back which was nice.

Not really sensual, though there were a few 'accidental' touches of my gonads.

Don't know if anything else was on offer but to be honest I wasn't interested. She didn't offer and I didn't ask.

Nice lady, but not my type at all. It's probably unfair, but with her short hair I just kept thinking she reminded me of Angel Di Maria!!

I won't return and it wouldn't surprise me if this was a legit place.

Nicko

 For all you guys looking for Massage with Extras in this area, thought I'd TOFTT and check this one out. Indeed legit, but Excellent Massage.
Have given a full review in the relevant section.

Offline winkywanky

Hi Winky,

Not a full on storker, more a semi-lobb. A few touches of my balls when face down (when she was massaging inner thighs), and then her forearm brushed my todger when I was lying on my back - she used her forearms to massage my thighs and hip,  rather than her fingers or hands.

Maybe she's one of those ladies who doesn't offer, but expects you to ask? As I said, she wasn't really my cup of tea so I didn't ask.

Good luck if you decide to give her a go, mate

Nicko


To me that clearly suggests she's waiting for you to ask. She touched your balls and brushed your semi-hard cock?

Offline stekan


To me that clearly suggests she's waiting for you to ask. She touched your balls and brushed your semi-hard cock?

 Sorry if I didn't make this clear, as in my review. I asked, she said no. :(

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Offline Sebstyles7

Has anyone been to this place in Hertford yet?

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Look above at my post earlier.  Been back since and still no hint of any extras, if fact told to keep underwear on!!!!

Offline welllucky

Oh thank you Seb. Beginning to think will have to venture outside of Hertfordshire!

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Offline triggs91

Anyone been to see 'Jane' in Sawbridgeworth?
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Nope, was thinking of giving it a go, but I think getting wanked off in a shed in her garden is probably a step too far for me

Offline Webby581

Hmm
I thought that shed and the setup inside looked pretty good!  :lol:

I have definitely been wanked off in less attractive settings than that.
If HR is even included in this one ...... which was what I was hoping to establish here really.

Offline triggs91

I'm not far from there, I might try and visit as an experiment for you when I next get some time to myself - the working hours she's stated do make it difficult though

Offline Chorley

Nope, was thinking of giving it a go, but I think getting wanked off in a shed in her garden is probably a step too far for me
Grim!  :thumbsdown:

Offline Ollieman

Anyone been to see 'Jane' in Sawbridgeworth?
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I have seen her but she is incredibly flakey and massages on a caravan site (small traveller site in Sawbridgeworth opposite the maltings, place is safe enough).
Massage was good but only HJ nothing else on offer. Massage from memory was alright nothing special, worth a punt to make your own mind up.

Offline Webby581

Thanks for the Intel Ollieman.
The words "Traveller Site" have put me right off  :scare:

I will pass.

Offline bobby1973

been looking for a while now
how ever not found anywhere new
or with reasonable price's
may have to start traveling out of the area

Offline stekan


 Joy Massage in Stevenage now only advertises woman and couples only now ?  :(

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Offline bixxybxy1397

Joy Massage in Stevenage now only advertises woman and couples only now ?  :(

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I actually saw her two weeks ago in her new venue - very discreet.
We had a normal session, pleasant convo and stuff. Normal services offered with HE but then I noticed she blocked me after the session which has confused the hell out of me  :unknown: . Fingers crossed I find a good, reliable alternative locally cos she was good…at massaging and the extra stuff. Worth noting that she received a number of calls before and after the session but upon hearing the male voice, would either hang up and block or notify about the women and couples only thing…seems like she’s quite serious about it then… :timeout:

Offline hugo.freeman

Could have sworn I've seen MSGs in this thread since 2022, have they been deleted?

Any new updates for Herts shops
?

Offline simon07

It seems all quiet in Herts. Maybe the owners dare not risk their licenses from the council.
No ding dong locally it seems.

Offline No Muff Too Tough

Although I've not been to Naturist Massage in Royston for some years now, mainly due to the coconut oil leaving a bit of an after scent, I read that Valentina is now back.

She always used to be fantastic, a bit quirky but in a sexy way. I would go back to see if she is still just as good (it's easily been 4 or 5 years since she was last there) but Valentina is only there after 5pm Friday and all day Saturday which are no good for to me.

Offline KingCrowley

Although I've not been to Naturist Massage in Royston for some years now, mainly due to the coconut oil leaving a bit of an after scent, I read that Valentina is now back.
Could you give more details about this place ? Thanks

She always used to be fantastic, a bit quirky but in a sexy way. I would go back to see if she is still just as good (it's easily been 4 or 5 years since she was last there) but Valentina is only there after 5pm Friday and all day Saturday which are no good for to me.

Offline No Muff Too Tough

External Link/Members Only - all of the info is on here.

Parking near by can be tricky as it's in a residential area but the venue is discreet and it's easily walked to from the station. It is pricey but then it's quite unique, clean, safe with a good rota of ladies. I stopped going because the oil leaves a slight scent despite a shower after the massage otherwise I would still visit. Services are strictly massage and HR too, no FS.

Offline simon07

£90/hr - that seems a bit steep for this place and its location.
Is Thai Herb still insisting you keep your boxers on?

Offline welllucky

Went to Thai Herb just for old time's sake... thought I'd try 30 minutes in case it was crap... met by two older women 50 plus one on reception.
Receptionist said they no longer do half hour sessions - so I made my excuses and left.

Offline KingCrowley

Went to Thai Herb just for old time's sake... thought I'd try 30 minutes in case it was crap... met by two older women 50 plus one on reception.
Receptionist said they no longer do half hour sessions - so I made my excuses and left.
They also charge £55 an hour which is steep for this area.

Offline simon07

The fun side of massage has gone!

No more younger attractive gals *Usually more Thai than Chinese) and  now £30-40 for a HJ.
The age and body shape makes me less likely to even consider B2B.

In USA Korean massage parlours offer a good service, not sure of any around here.