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My first punt in the UK for a couple years, so here's my review.

Communication
Sent a her a text message and got a reply after a few minutes with prices and what was included. She requested that I call when I got to the post code for more exact address information which I did. Easy.

The location
The famous terraced house near Tottenham Hale, the BP garage nearby has been demolished.

This took place during a 34 degree mini heatwave. I arrived to the location and banged on the door, couldn't see a door knob or bell. Got a big smile from the upstairs window telling me to wait a second but it seemed like a minute or two before she got down. She opened up the door and I was pleasantly surprised. Shes similar to her photos, no big surprises. Her hair was damp, must have just got out of the shower and she had this black one piece sheer outfit on.

We go upstairs to the bedroom, no-one else in the house, all the bedroom doors were open and empty. As I was fumbling for my notes she set up the music. Paperwork sorted, £80 for 1 hour which in her text included, OWO, full sex, cum twice, I think thats all. I was offered a drink and shower, both I gladly took.

Back upstairs I stripped off, her too, had a little kiss and hug and then massage. Her massage wasn't great, average. I was offered oil or cream for it, I asked her which was the best (she said cream and giggled) so I took that. She was very chatty, her English isn't perfect but good enough to understand most of it. Anyway, she got me to turn over, we both smiled at each other and we got down to some kissing, sucking, touching, rubbing, you know. Also a tit wank. Then I rubbered up and took her missionary. Pussy is clean shaven. Changed positions, cowgirl, spooning, then doggy where I blew my load in the 'dom.  She states on AW 'no anal', and as I tried to slip a finger in her bum she moved it away, fair enough.

After a few minute break talking and sweating still, I asked for another shower. Once upstairs again, onto round 2. We started with a BJ (covered, I requested) for a few minutes. I could feel that it would be harder to cum again. We moved onto doggy and gave her a good workout, myself too. However it was so bloody hot, sweat dripping off me that I collapsed on the bed and ask for a handjob instead, I was knackered, lol. She whipped off the condom and gave me a relaxing handjob.  I cum over her tits, this time it felt even better than the 1st pop as she kept wanking me fast during cumming and afterwards. We cleaned up and I took another shower. We chatted a little to cool down, she offered me some fruit, banana and strawberries, which I ate as I was totally spent.

Shes a really friendly person, smiley and tries to make you feel good. I enjoyed this punt. Shes in her 50s but still has a pretty face. Her body is plump, but has big tits and an allover tan. She is Hungarian.
I would return because I had a good time, delivered everything I expected and we built a good rapport. She didnt clock watch either. The end.


Offline Wozel

Sounds like I need to add her to the ever growing HL. Cheers op.

Offline DubCee

Great review OP. This Hungarian MILF has been on my hl. Got to take the plunge soon and report back

Online Mr Rollison

Thanks for a timely review.
I will be in that area soon and this might save me travelling to far.

Nice to hear she is older that the 45 mentioned.

I think the answer will be no but does she have big or small nipples?

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Good question.
I'm also curious to know how plump she is. Would she qualify as a bbw? Or just curvy?
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This is the latest profile for this ol' gal who has been around a good few years.  The super-sleuths will no doubt dig up her past here.

She was down in SW London for a bit and the East End or was it West London?

Offline rbizaro

Thanks for a timely review.
I will be in that area soon and this might save me travelling to far.

Nice to hear she is older that the 45 mentioned.

I think the answer will be no but does she have big or small nipples?

Normal size nipples. Definitely not saucer nips, but not small either.

Offline rbizaro

Good question.
I'm also curious to know how plump she is. Would she qualify as a bbw? Or just curvy?

I wouldn't say bbw. She states shes  a size 14, weighs 13 stone, seems about right, maybe size 16. Shes a petitish frame but got some extra pounds.

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I wouldn't say bbw. She states shes  a size 14, weighs 13 stone, seems about right, maybe size 16. Shes a petitish frame but got some extra pounds.

13 stone and 165cm, that's quite a bit of heft she's slinging about around her middle, arse and thighs.

Back fat, upper arms, proportion of arse and positioning of boa are cautionary warnings against anything less than a well upholstered GILF of a flapper.  Age likely 50+.  IF she's avoiding under 25s she could be avoiding her grandson's cohort.

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My first punt in the UK for a couple years, so here's my review.

Communication
Sent a her a text message and got a reply after a few minutes with prices and what was included. She requested that I call when I got to the post code for more exact address information which I did. Easy.

The location
The famous terraced house near Tottenham Hale, the BP garage nearby has been demolished.

This took place during a 34 degree mini heatwave. I arrived to the location and banged on the door, couldn't see a door knob or bell. Got a big smile from the upstairs window telling me to wait a second but it seemed like a minute or two before she got down. She opened up the door and I was pleasantly surprised. Shes similar to her photos, no big surprises. Her hair was damp, must have just got out of the shower and she had this black one piece sheer outfit on.

We go upstairs to the bedroom, no-one else in the house, all the bedroom doors were open and empty. As I was fumbling for my notes she set up the music. Paperwork sorted, £80 for 1 hour which in her text included, OWO, full sex, cum twice, I think thats all. I was offered a drink and shower, both I gladly took.

Back upstairs I stripped off, her too, had a little kiss and hug and then massage. Her massage wasn't great, average. I was offered oil or cream for it, I asked her which was the best (she said cream and giggled) so I took that. She was very chatty, her English isn't perfect but good enough to understand most of it. Anyway, she got me to turn over, we both smiled at each other and we got down to some kissing, sucking, touching, rubbing, you know. Also a tit wank. Then I rubbered up and took her missionary. Pussy is clean shaven. Changed positions, cowgirl, spooning, then doggy where I blew my load in the 'dom.  She states on AW 'no anal', and as I tried to slip a finger in her bum she moved it away, fair enough.

After a few minute break talking and sweating still, I asked for another shower. Once upstairs again, onto round 2. We started with a BJ (covered, I requested) for a few minutes. I could feel that it would be harder to cum again. We moved onto doggy and gave her a good workout, myself too. However it was so bloody hot, sweat dripping off me that I collapsed on the bed and ask for a handjob instead, I was knackered, lol. She whipped off the condom and gave me a relaxing handjob.  I cum over her tits, this time it felt even better than the 1st pop as she kept wanking me fast during cumming and afterwards. We cleaned up and I took another shower. We chatted a little to cool down, she offered me some fruit, banana and strawberries, which I ate as I was totally spent.

Shes a really friendly person, smiley and tries to make you feel good. I enjoyed this punt. Shes in her 50s but still has a pretty face. Her body is plump, but has big tits and an allover tan. She is Hungarian.
I would return because I had a good time, delivered everything I expected and we built a good rapport. She didnt clock watch either. The end.

Probably worth mentioning for the big ass and big hips chunky thigh lovers that she doesn't have a big ass or thick legs or thighs. She was in Southfield's and clapham earlier this year and end of last. She could carry the extra weight better if she had thicker ass thighs and legs. It just looks out of proportion, her face is okay shes just a bit fat in the wrong places but not thick set in lower build so it is not everyone's cup of tea or coffee lattee etc

Offline Dutchmaster

Thinking of seeing her next week, I just hope she looks as good as her profile pictures and they weren’t taken like 10 years ago.

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Normal size nipples. Definitely not saucer nips, but not small either.

Thanks for the information.

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Offline londonguy201997

Anyone else seen her.  Might be making a booking soon.  Does she wear heels and stockings if you ask?

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Yes i have seen her i think she will wear stockings and heels if you ask she is proper old school service GVM
I would only recommend a £60 P&D
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Yes i have seen her i think she will wear stockings and heels if you ask she is proper old school service GVM
I would only recommend a £60 P&D


Thanks mate. New to the forum.   What's p&d?  Also is the area she lives discreet? French kissing any good?
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Thanks mate. New to the forum.   What's p&d? 


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Pump and Dump: A term used to describe a basic, emotionless quickie, often in relation to a massage parlour punt.


Also is the area she lives discreet?

That's up for debate, IMO (and yes I've punted at this location a few times over the years).


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there is a verification pic on her her and she looks a lot different then her aw pictures, are the aw pictures a fair reflection on how she looks like?

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Aw pics are clearly instagrammed - filter, soft focus etc
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there is a verification pic on her her and she looks a lot different then her aw pictures, are the aw pictures a fair reflection on how she looks like?
Yes i would say the AW pictures are a fair representation


Offline rbizaro

To be fair she looks better than her verification photo. Or maybe it was the make up, a lot of women look very different with and without make up. I dont know! :wackogirl: Anyway shes an older bird, don't expect a spring chicken!!
She didnt really do french kissing but I wasn't interested in kissing too much. Got a bit of tongue though,lol.
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Currently advertising in Kent with price increase ! Wonder if she migrated South for safety to avoid the "shit hole Tottenham " or in order to put up her prices  :sarcastic: