Author Topic: Hanna Lorde Nottingham - excellent service continues  (Read 2528 times)


53 review(s) for Hanna Lorde (51 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Derrick101]

Offline poundstock

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Since leaving the agency and going independent Hanna has collected a mountain of UKP positive reviews. I decided to take a look for myself and found nothing that would contradict previous reviewers. I contacted her through AW, asking for a 90 minute GFE booking at £180. She  accepted and requested I phone her to confirm details. I am aware that Hanna offers services beyond GFE but on this occasion I was sticking with GFE.

The in call venue was a good quality hotel in the vicinity of Nottingham railway station. No problem with passing the disinterested reception staff and entering the lift. The door opened and I was greeted with a round of snogging by a good looking milf, aged about 40, size 12 with a gym-toned body. Sexy, amiable and a good start to the meeting.

I handed over the cash and showered. Off came Hanna’s robe to reveal a superb milf body. I asked for and received copious amounts of kissing and touching, RO, face sitting, hand relief, OWO, CIM, cow girl, cow girl squat and doggie. All delivered with smiles and good humour.
 
Hanna is the consummate professional. She gets her clients thinking she is immensely enjoying herself and for our allotted time we are all special. That is how it should be.

Offline NervousJ

You say gym fit, the previous review says slight tummy.

I must admit though, she’s high up my list to see.

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you can tell from this pic she isn't gym fit.  Her tits are saggy as well.

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you can tell from this pic she isn't gym fit.  Her tits are saggy as well.

That's a bit harsh....jeez

Offline poundstock

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you can tell from this pic she isn't gym fit.  Her tits are saggy as well.
I stand by what I say. Everything firm.

Offline geoff 1171

Hanna is in better shape than 99+% of women her age, she knows how to take sensational photos of herself and perhaps they do raise expectations a little too high. Her recent post on here showed good humour but also indicated she was a little hurt/angered by some of the comments, probably better for SPs to steer clear of reading their reviews. Hanna is one of the best and her reviews show that.

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Thank you all for your kind words and the lovely review.

My comments on my last review were very tongue n cheek. The comment on here doesn’t really bother me either, I agree my tummy isn’t the flattest and I don’t think it ever will be as I do workout a lot already (maybe giving up wine would help) but I don’t think my tits have ever been referred to as saggy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion though and I’m not going to be everyone’s cup of tea.

Offline gbyld87

No amount of tummy is worth giving up wine for.  Life's far too short for that kind of thinking.

Offline Barabus

You can sit on my face anytime, in fact must put words into action!  :D

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Offline MajorPayne

Thank you all for your kind words and the lovely review.

My comments on my last review were very tongue n cheek. The comment on here doesn’t really bother me either, I agree my tummy isn’t the flattest and I don’t think it ever will be as I do workout a lot already (maybe giving up wine would help) but I don’t think my tits have ever been referred to as saggy. Everyone is entitled to their opinion though and I’m not going to be everyone’s cup of tea.
Your pictures on AW look great, I've no complaints and I'd bet a heap of money that you are a lot more attractive than "gbyld87".  Definitely on my "to see" list if ever I can afford £80/30 minutes - prices in Northampton are £60/30 minutes and it's not worth me spending more as I generally only ever do oral.

Offline simon07

I guess I am not a Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise lookalike either.
 
On the one hand, you can have the great figure gals, all the attitude with fake boobs and pumped up fishlips saying 'no cannot touch me there, or there and no kissing'.
On the other hand Hanna looks great for her years and oh boy she gives you a punt! My suggestion is eat some marathon bars before you see her  ;)

Offline NervousJ

I like an SP with a bit of banter.. :D

Call me weird, but I reckon it should be in the Likes list..

Online Jones614

What’s not to like? From what I can see she has everything in place! Tits good 😛ass good 😝 body in great shape seen girls half her age in and around town that would envy hers and from the sounds of it she gives a great service! So I say again what’s not to like?

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I like an SP with a bit of banter.. :D

Call me weird, but I reckon it should be in the Likes list..
You know that I’m with you here, Jimmy, regarding good banter.  Hanna has as a “nice personality” as you-know-who.  :thumbsup:

Offline gbyld87

Your pictures on AW look great, I've no complaints and I'd bet a heap of money that you are a lot more attractive than "gbyld87".
Hey what have I got to do with this, not my review!  True though, I'm as rough as a camel's ballsack.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2019, 07:22:45 pm by gbyld87 »

Offline MajorPayne

Hey what have I got to do with this, not my review!  True though, I'm as rough as a camel's ballsack.
Guessed as much (lol)  :yahoo: :D  :dance:

Offline CoolTiger

I guess I am not a Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise lookalike either.
 
On the one hand, you can have the great figure gals, all the attitude with fake boobs and pumped up fishlips saying 'no cannot touch me there, or there and no kissing'.
On the other hand Hanna looks great for her years and oh boy she gives you a punt! My suggestion is eat some marathon bars before you see her  ;)

In our neck of the woods, the saying was you needed to eat three shredded wheats for breakfast  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Charliehutton

Hanna has as a “nice personality” as you-know-who.  :thumbsup:

Ah, but do you get Haribo sweets afterwards? If so, I might have to have another expedition up north.