Lorna , coatbridge

[Thepunteruk]

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£60 , 30 minutes.

Hi all.
First contribution. Sadly a negative.

Booked Lorna on the strength of her pictures and the possibility to try anal.
Her pictures are a bit misleading. She's reluctant to strip fully and just pulls her top down to cover her belly. Her rather large belly.

Meet took place in some high flats in coatbridge. Not the nicest area but it was during the day. If it was dark I would have probably driven away.

She asks to you take the lift to a floor below and then walk up the stairs. Not sure why.

Anyway , the meet started with some reasonable kissing and I was hopeful of what was to follow.
Sadly the afore mentioned belly hiding and incredibly slack fanny meant I didn't even try anal. I could hardly feel my cock hitting the sides. Also the tits went south rather quickly when released from her basque.
Strikes me as a long time hardened pro (although she seemed a nice person) , just hanging on to her last few years and fucking by numbers. Slight whiff of BO from her armpits. I just wanked off over her tits as she held them together. Gravity definitely was her enemy.

No chance of return visit. Disappointed with the body. Service ok but just not value for money. I set a high standard and Lorna came nowhere near.

[Punterperson1971]

First Review and it’s a negative and you only joined a month ago I smell BS,2 positives and 3 negatives is still ok for this lady.

[Matrix]

First Review and it’s a negative and you only joined a month ago I smell BS,2 positives and 3 negatives is still ok for this lady.

I can't see anything wrong with the review, can you?

[Uncle Buck]

First Review and it’s a negative and you only joined a month ago I smell BS,2 positives and 3 negatives is still ok for this lady.

Whats the problem wit his first review being a negative and whether he joined a month ago?
Am I missing your point?
It’s the OPs take on the meet and his experience. Surely that’s the point of reviewing. You sense of smell is questionable in my opinion.

UB

[Matrix]

Sounds like he's half pissed!

This is her first negative!

[David1970]

Before I joined this site I visited this SP, I have to agree with the OP review.

That was about 5 years ago, can't see her getting younger or losing that belly.

Fanny and ass hole slack, she looked in her late 50s when I saw her.

Don't understand the criticism of the review.

[Cash up front]

I agree David with you. Saw her about 3 years ago in the same flat. The OP's review reflects my experience as well.

[1980Tam]

I recently reveiwed lorna , also negative , she had her prime 30 years ago , slackest ass I have seen . Not worth it .

[oldboy73]

I concur with the 3 gentlemen above and the OP, seen her once in her gr Glasgow flat and save to say I'll never book her again!

I'd forgotten about the bo whiff until the OP mentioned it, not pleasant!!

[FBman78]

The whole get a lift to a different floor is usually for high rises to throw off the concierge or anyone looking at CCTV footage.

[man1970]

thanks for review-the pics on aw look good,shows how they can flatter/be photoshopped
the whiff of bo and slack snatch are incredibly offputting

[1980Tam]

The whole get a lift to a different floor is usually for high rises to throw off the concierge or anyone looking at CCTV footage.

The lift thing is because the lifts dont go to the 2 top floors everybody has to walk up

[The_Rose_age]

First Review and it’s a negative and you only joined a month ago I smell BS,2 positives and 3 negatives is still ok for this lady.

Assume you mean 3 neutrals ?

Absolutely nothing wrong with this review in my eyes

[David1970]

First Review and it’s a negative and you only joined a month ago I smell BS,2 positives and 3 negatives is still ok for this lady.

Can I ask why someone who is based in the West Midlands of England, interested in a Coatbridge review?
Do you have experience of this SP that is contradictory to the OP review?

[OFD]

The OP review is accurate. I had the misfortune of her a few years ago. Came in her mouth with swallow twice as ‘downstairs’ was a complete waste of time! No shower either - just a bath! Never again