Phone 07455 899448
11 Frimley Road Camberley
Date 8th September 2019
Rang up and booked a 30 min appointment. Arrived on time and was let in by Daisy Chinese (about 40 years old 5 ft tall nothing special) who asked me for £30 for the 30 min booking. She said she works there occasionally and will be back there in November.
Shown to the room asked to undress and Daisy returned after a few minutes I asked for Medium massage, massage started on back (it was average). Then progressed to legs but no CC swipes or anything vaguely erotic.
I was asked to turn over after 10 min ! and asked if I wanted anything else, I said HE she asked me how much I was willing to pay I said £20 she said ok.
HE was average but did the job, I looked at the time 15 min !. She then asked me if I wanted her to continue the massage, I was about to say yes when her phone rang and she answered it in Chinese and became quite animated.
Then the door bell rang and there were knocks on the door, I said its ok I would just leave, there was a shower but I didn't bother.
It turns out that the booking is done offsite and three people had been double booked (or arrived very early) and there was one walk in. So there were now four horny punters at the door !
, the front door is on a narrow pavement in full glare of passing traffic so the punters were knocking and ringing frantically (? to avoid being seen by a neighbour or friend on a passing bus or Car ?).
Daisy called to her friend/colleague who was doing an hours booking downstairs and between them they tried to concoct a cunning plan, she came back in and collected her£20 and said "booking system mess up !".
When I had finished dressing I walked out to find two punters standing miserably in the corridor and two waiting in reception, everybody had their head bowed and was looking intently at their phones !. The joys of a sunday afternoon rub and tug !.
I found it hilarious ! it made up for the average massage
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I've given it a neutral because it wasn't Daisy's fault that chaos ensued.
Boffin
