Isabelle_sexy1 - Bristol

[Gas74]

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NO NO NO, sometimes I wonder why I do these things, this one was a nightmare, looked on the purple site, £50 for half an hour with a 42 year old with a decent likes list, I'll have a bit of that. Called, she picked up right away and arranged half an hour the following afternoon, text of postcode which gave me some suspicion as was close to the massive Salvation Army building near Old Market, a street where I'd had a bad punt a few years ago with a miserable skank. Anyway got there, called again and given door number to newish build flat, top floor. Everything clean in the building until you get to the number given where the door has obviously been kicked in a few times and is patched up with what looks like cardboard boxes, should have run at this point but no like a fool I went in, can't accurately describe what she looked like, skinny as fuck with a face like coco the clown there was that much make up caked on, she seemed really together and not spaced out on drugs so thought service might be good so lets go for it, room was an absolute tip filled with crap and rubbish everywhere. She came back in told me to undress and we went though the motions of a punt for a few minutes, after she'd given oral (with a condom) for a few minutes which was doing nothing for me as my head was just saying why did you do this she said fuck me, just looked at her on the bed and couldn't go through with it, limpish dick to start with and her with a  cunt looking like a badly packed kebab I just made my excuses threw on my cloths and ran, £50 lighter but was able to live with myself after not fucking it. Really have seen some bad looking girls in my time but this one took the biscuit, save your money chaps, I'm pretty sure that she used to work in Topps years ago but time hasn't been kind *and don't think I ever availed of her services as there was always a choice thankfully

[Cornish_Wanderer]

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NO NO NO, sometimes I wonder why I do these things, this one was a nightmare, looked on the purple site, £50 for half an hour with a 42 year old with a decent likes list, I'll have a bit of that. Called, she picked up right away and arranged half an hour the following afternoon, text of postcode which gave me some suspicion as was close to the massive Salvation Army building near Old Market, a street where I'd had a bad punt a few years ago with a miserable skank. Anyway got there, called again and given door number to newish build flat, top floor. Everything clean in the building until you get to the number given where the door has obviously been kicked in a few times and is patched up with what looks like cardboard boxes, should have run at this point but no like a fool I went in, can't accurately describe what she looked like, skinny as fuck with a face like coco the clown there was that much make up caked on, she seemed really together and not spaced out on drugs so thought service might be good so lets go for it, room was an absolute tip filled with crap and rubbish everywhere. She came back in told me to undress and we went though the motions of a punt for a few minutes, after she'd given oral (with a condom) for a few minutes which was doing nothing for me as my head was just saying why did you do this she said fuck me, just looked at her on the bed and couldn't go through with it, limpish dick to start with and her with a  cunt looking like a badly packed kebab I just made my excuses threw on my cloths and ran, £50 lighter but was able to live with myself after not fucking it. Really have seen some bad looking girls in my time but this one took the biscuit, save your money chaps, I'm pretty sure that she used to work in Topps years ago but time hasn't been kind *and don't think I ever availed of her services as there was always a choice thankfully

I'm sorry to hear you had a shite punt but 'with a  cunt looking like a badly packed kebab' made me spit my coffee out laughing. 

[TerryTibbs]

Wow....that sounded awful.

Well done for walking....or running.

CoCo the clown......made me laugh :-)

Cheers

Terry 

[bdyno]

Just stumbled across this girl's ad on vivastreet - she has a different phone number on there, so had to do a bit of digging to find the matching AW profile & then this review.  For the benefit of future searchers here are the potential phone numbers she has listed:
AW - +447508978515 (or 07508978515)
VS - +447487761427 (or 07487761427)

Got to admit, despite the only review being negative part of me is still tempted as she looks like she could be a nicely dirty bitch - just a shame it sounds like the place is dirty too as that's always a major put off for me.

[bdyno]

Probably just as well you didn't go through with it.

She turned up on Adultseek recently:  External Link/Members Only

Only £70ph there (same on VS now too, AW is still £100).  But she has this in her FAQs....

Do you do bareback?    Ring me!

That's enough for me to assume the answer is yes.

[Daffodil]

That was the best review I’ve seen in a long time 

[scutty brown]

now showing Birmingham, not Bristol

some of those gallery photos suggest sudden weight loss, would stop me going near her

[bdyno]

I noticed that.  Probably too high on drugs & put B1 instead of BS1 as the postcode, she's still listed in Bristol everywhere else.

[joninbristol]

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Everything clean in the building until you get to the number given where the door has obviously been kicked in a few times and is patched up with what looks like cardboard boxes,...

Yep, that would have been my Exit-> sign.

If it's been kicked in before, there's a chance it'll get kicked in again whilst you're there with cash and your bum in the air.
Someone's probably watching, or she's been threatened to tip someone off on pain of a good beating.

Although a cup of warm water and wait two minutes would probably have saved the effort kicking by the sounds of it.

Seriously though, any major warning signs like that, just get the hell out and save your cash and your arse before you get to the door.
Ain't worth risking your personal safety.
Glad to read you made it back safely to write a review, thank you.