PLATINUM SHEILA33 Bristol

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Just catching up on a couple of reviews from the last few weeks, got a negative coming up shortly so this one I'm leaving as neutral but on the negative side of it. Felt the urge and was looking for short notice and she was 3rd choice but picked up the phone and could see within half and hour so @ £60 thought why not, should have read reviews on here first but was in a rush etc lesson learned. Clear directions to a nice flat just off Portland Square, opened door and thought this was going to go well, good looking Hungarian late thirties, all positive so far. When we got into the room went downhill, she removed her cloths to reveal a great pair or tits and quite a large pot belly, really did not do it for me, very functional massage delivered with no real enthusiasm, I tried to move of to kissing but was firmly told this was a no (at discretion on likes list) so just asked her to get on with the job, again functional OW (didn't push for without so don't know if this was available) which didn't do much for me so fucked her in mish as hard as I could to get things over with asap. Popped, cloths on and out 25 minutes after arrival. Might be I just didn't click with her but she was quite unfriendly and stony faced after money was handed over (all smiles up to this point). Not the worst punt of my life and reasonably price but no enthusiasm and a belly the was off putting, won't be back.

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Here’s my review when she was in London, you didn’t “just not click”, it’s because shes a complete cant... putting it in London speak.

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This punt was about 10 days ago. £50 for 30mins.

Comms - Good, quick to answer and good english.
Location - Poor parking, very busy traffic wise, you could use the sainsburys which is close by in N17 - I see shes moved to Kingston recently.
House - Nice an clean, a few girls working there, busy place, almost walked into another punter coming out of a room or shower
Service - not bad, OWO was a little mechanical but got as much as I wanted, she changed position as requested, mish, doggy, edge of the bed etc
Looks - is the woman in the pictures late 40s and has put on considerable weight, the pics are a size 10/ 12 but in realisty she is a 12/ 14 I would say.  But still that sexy cougar look, I visit if most recent pics were uploaded.

Attitude - this is what turned the punt from a positive to a neutral defo but poss a negative (perhaps harsh) - she is the most sarkiest and whingy bitch ever - this is contrary to all her reviews but she seemed at have an issue with everything I asked her to do - she did eventually but the childish moaning face and sarky tone of voice totally ruined the mood.  She was a good fuck when her fucking cunty trap was shut but as soon as she talked I wanted timmy mallet to smash her in the face.  I tried to make conversation with her but it just wasnt happening.

Maybe I got her on a bad day, who knows... I wont be going back...