Bogies

[maxxblue]

I am scrupulously clean, almost to the point of having OCD. Before a punt I make sure that I am completely hygienic (as I'm sure most fellow punters are too!).

I am giving this background information to set the scene, as my last punt earlier this week was perfect. Well, almost perfect. She had nice long legs. Her pussy was perfect! And her arse was peachy and just so mmmmm! Her personality was nice, and her face was pretty.

I was enjoying some doggy, and fancied some mish, and that was when it happened. She laid on her back, and exposed a great big, soggy, greeny-brown bogey, dangling from her left nostril. Worse still, was the way it moved every time she breathed. Ughh!

What sort of dirty, skanky, scunning, flea-ridden, scruffy, disgusting, unhygienic, fuck-wit would allow this to happen, I thought.

It was one of the worse punting experiences I have had.

I made my excuses and left as quickly as I could.

I got back to my car.

I checked myself in the car mirror, as you do.

And that is when I realised...

...I too, had a bogey hanging out of my nose.

(I've no plans to see her again!)

[vorian]

Any chance of a review of this girl,  i'm hoping the nasal issues aren't constant and the rest of your description sounds promising.

[Mr Br1ghts1de]

Pity she didn't have any wet wipes or tissues on the bed!

[Urban_G]

She laid on her back, and exposed a great big, soggy, greeny-brown bogey, dangling from her left nostril. Worse still, was the way it moved every time she breathed. Ughh!

What sort of dirty, skanky, scunning, flea-ridden, scruffy, disgusting, unhygienic, fuck-wit would allow this to happen, I thought.

I checked myself in the car mirror, as you do.

And that is when I realised...

...I too, had a bogey hanging out of my nose.

What sort of dirty, skanky, scunning, flea-ridden, scruffy, disgusting, unhygienic, fuck-wit would allow this to happen?

Seriously though, sure it's not nice but, that's a bit of an over reaction to a bogey isn't it?

Did you kiss her at all? Maybe the bogey swapped from her nose to yours!

[sparrow]

What sort of dirty, skanky, scunning, flea-ridden, scruffy, disgusting, unhygienic, fuck-wit would allow this to happen?

Seriously though, sure it's not nice but, that's a bit of an over reaction to a bogey isn't it?

Did you kiss her at all? Maybe the bogey swapped from her nose to yours!

I think he was exaggerating his reaction for comic effect, to enhance the denouement.

[k]

I think I'm going to stop reading UKP when eating breakfast.

[broksonic]

Why not just of told her that she needs to blow her nose.  You didn't know that you had a bogie dangling when you looked in your car mirror.  She may not of known either

[the pussy man]

Why not just of told her that she needs to blow her nose.  You didn't know that you had a bogie dangling when you looked in your car mirror.  She may not of known either

exactly.  you're far too squeemish for punting FFS 

[hollysbeenabadgirl]

Not trying to be funny, but why not just tell her diplomatically? If you are punting 'properly' you could be covered in spunk, cum, squirt and sweat. You can be buried nostril deep in an ass or snatch but not tell her she needs to blow/wipe her nose? 

[pokenn]

It was one of the worse punting experiences I have had.

If that's the worst then you're bloody lucky mate.

[vorian]

If that's the worst then you're bloody lucky mate.

If it was that bad it would be helpful to have a review.

[Madone1]

I think you need to find a new hobby if your put of by a bit of snot then going down on total strangers might not be for you.

[Matty24579]

Just like my ex lol