Author Topic: Karldyne - Hampshire - Anyone seen this lady?  (Read 1120 times)

Offline sadolddeejay

Hi,

I'm thinking of TOFTT with this lady next week, as part of my quest to push myself to see slightly larger girls than the skinny minnies I usually go for. Also those nipples and areolae look yummy.

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

It always amazes me when a girl has quite a bit of AW feedback but nothing on UKP. So I am aiming to make up for that.

Anyone been meaning to review but not got a round tuit?


Offline Bonker

She wouldn't see me cos I have a large sick house.

"Rude aroggant and Ill manored men with poor hygiene is a big turn off for me."

Offline sadolddeejay

I wonder how she feels about smelling pistakes?
Btw, out of interest I read a couple of your reviews and the humour had me laughing out loud, which was a bit of a risk as I was lying next to my wife at the time. Luckily she had just dozed off, or I might have had a problem answering the inevitable "What are you laughing at?" 

Thanks for the laughs Bonker - I've not laughed like that since granny got her left tit caught in the mangle...
:lol:

Offline Bonker

Thank you dj.

I like the detail in your reviews, I'm left in no doubt whether to see a girl you've reviewed.

Granny's tit eh? Bet you've milked that story over the years.