Author Topic: Louisa Smith - Quintessential filth: ignore if easily appalled: Plymouth (Read 7399 times)

Colston36 · « **on:** August 28, 2019, 02:29:53 pm »

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You know the tab that says alternative on AW? That's her.

She is just extraordinary. I hunt up and down the land for genuinely filthy experiences, but she takes the biscuit.

I have had some memorable and unusual experiences in the last few years - but none better, or more extreme than this with her. I save her for filthy treats.

The first time we met I dominated her, complete with chains, whips and the usual vicious, painful extras.

The last time we met she was with another girl I know and there was a lot of watersports involved. OK, I was nearly drowned.

This time I could have made a lot of filthy and depraved demands – but I didn’t have to bother, because she suggested them first.

Without going into sordid details there were a LOT of bodily fluids and strong scents involved, and what made it special was the dirty way she described what reactions she wanted to see when she inflicted her mess on me.

I have never had a “normal” session with her; she is not ordinary and you should expect the extraordinary and special, because that’s what she specialises in. The only thing I don't think she likes is HS.

One reason I think she is unusual is that she doesn't just see anybody. Not because she's full of herself - she's extremely charming and quiet to meet - but she only sees people she thinks she will get on with, who will get on with her.

If you look at her AW profile you will see she is not cheap. But if you want to book her you will also see she is extremely popular. Okay, not one of the £300 an hour lot, but very pricey for Plymouth, and usually a waiting list.

The reason is she is amazingly imaginative.

Sorry if this sounds OTT but I have rather extreme tastes and go to a lot of trouble to find the unusual ones who will satisfy them.

And don't worry about her pretending. She has enough sex drive to keep a whole street happy. She's also very funny.

Waterhouse · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2019, 02:46:05 pm »

Colston... I love reading your reviews, depraved or otherwise. Thanks for this. One question though, if she's not into HS then I can only imagine that the ‘strong scents’ came from the same region in a gaseous form?

Cheers again

winkywanky · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:11:07 pm »

Nice review Colston.

I think you should supplement your review with some more of the actual sordid details though please.

Don't worry, we're unshockable

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winkywanky · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:12:39 pm »

Worth noting too, that she's visiting South London a couple of times in the coming weeks.

Waterhouse · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:23:24 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 28, 2019, 03:11:07 pm

Nice review Colston.

I think you should supplement your review with some more of the actual sordid details though please.

Don't worry, we're unshockable .

I have to second that motion, Colston, details please - she sounds very dirty and a huge amount of fun.

Cornish_Wanderer · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:45:40 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 28, 2019, 03:11:07 pm

Nice review Colston.

I think you should supplement your review with some more of the actual sordid details though please.

Don't worry, we're unshockable .

I don't wish to jump on the sordid filth bandwagon...ok I really do

Colston36 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2019, 04:20:59 pm »

What a bunch of perverts you lot are.

It wasn't gaseous emissions, Waterhouse, you shocker.

She was coming onto her period and wasn't planning to wipe her arse either.

Just wanted to see my face smeared with a rainbow combination. I'm planning to see her again, but she really is a busy bee.

For those who ARE scat-bent, my faves are Kelly_Anne_Kink and Morgan of Cheltenham who will whip you to death too.

I have a very tasteful shot somewhere of her pulling clothes pegs off my scrotum with her teeth. I still cross my legs when I think of that

Class!

The work of art is me under Kelly_Ann or one of her friends.

Actually is Gypsy from South Hams, who squirts for England.

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Cornish_Wanderer · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2019, 04:25:20 pm »

Quote from: Colston36 on August 28, 2019, 04:20:59 pm

What a bunch of perverts you lot are.

It wasn't gaseous emissions, Waterhouse, you shocker.

She was coming onto her period and wasn't planning to wipe her arse either.

Just wanted to see my face smeared with a rainbow combination. I'm planning to see her again, but she really is a busy bee.

For those who ARE scat-bent, my faves are Kelly_Anne_Kink and Morgan of Cheltenham who will whip you to death too.

I have a very tasteful shot somewhere of her pulling clothes pegs off my scrotum with her teeth. I still cross my legs when I think of that

Class!

The work of art is me under Kelly_Ann or one of her friends. Not sure which.

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Note to self: jump off the sordid filth bandwagon before it reaches the final destination

Dare I say thank you for clarifying?

Waterhouse · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2019, 04:44:58 pm »

Colston... I have say you are a nasty, disgusting and depraved pervert!!!
I salute you, Sir.

Legend.

Chatte Noir · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2019, 05:05:58 pm »

Hi Colston , Do you take your own Miners Light to face sitting sessions you legend ?

finn5555 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2019, 05:20:06 pm »

She sounds a game girl

Colston36 · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2019, 05:34:45 pm »

Quote from: Chatte Noir on August 28, 2019, 05:05:58 pm

Hi Colston , Do you take your own Miners Light to face sitting sessions you legend ?

Actually that was Kelly-Ann's editing, not the natural refulgence of my countenance. She is a nifty photographer, has a lot of camera gear at her place.

winkywanky · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2019, 06:53:03 pm »

Quote from: Colston36 on August 28, 2019, 04:20:59 pm

What a bunch of perverts you lot are.

It wasn't gaseous emissions, Waterhouse, you shocker.

She was coming onto her period and wasn't planning to wipe her arse either.

Just wanted to see my face smeared with a rainbow combination. I'm planning to see her again, but she really is a busy bee.

The work of art is me under Kelly_Ann or one of her friends.

Actually is Gypsy from South Hams, who squirts for England.

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That's better!

Love. The. Photo!!

In that situation obviously a safe word would be no good, but presumably if your blood oxygen level got so low you were blacking out, you'd tap her on the arm or something?

Colston36 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:33:49 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 28, 2019, 06:53:03 pm

That's better!

Love. The. Photo!! In that situation obviously a safe word would be no good, but presumably if your blood oxygen level got so low you were blacking out, you'd tap her on the arm or something?

To be honest Gypsy doesn't tend to stay still for very long. I may have seen and done more interesting things with her than anyone I can think of.

She is the most imaginative deviser of orgiastic scenes I know, besides deep-throating for England.

I have helped another vicious creature - Bad Girl Tara - apply a few crops quite savagely to see how spectacularly we could mark her arse, before lying under her while she was dildo-fucked. Oh; and I seem to recall a lot of candle wax was involved.

I like her enormously. She once stuck me in a bath full of floating filth while pissing all over me, and did much the same with exotic variations provided by Kelly-Ann not long ago.

We had three foursome lick-and-fuck fests with another girl - once it was Tara but on another occasion Mandy from Newton Abbot, can't remember who else - and a sporty bisexual who has a most spectacular cock.

What larks!

winkywanky · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:35:58 pm »

Is it something in the water down there Colston?

MT balls · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:38:50 pm »

Just read all of this thread .
I really have led a sheltered life , compared to some of you guys .
Good on yer mate

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M T .

PeachyAssFan · « **Reply #16 on:** August 30, 2019, 11:45:40 pm »

Quote from: MT balls on August 28, 2019, 10:38:50 pm

Just read all of this thread .
I really have led a sheltered life , compared to some of you guys .
Good on yer mate .
M T .

Me too - about the sheltered life, but glad of it!
Each to their own though.

ulstersubbie · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2019, 05:19:59 pm »

F**k me, what a thread. I may be an experienced BDSM player but Colston old chap you make me look like a wimp. I may have to visit this woman myself, wow just WOW!!

Cornish_Wanderer · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2019, 05:30:27 pm »

Quote from: ulstersubbie on August 31, 2019, 05:19:59 pm

F**k me, what a thread. I may be an experienced BDSM player but Colston old chap you make me look like a wimp. I may have to visit this woman myself, wow just WOW!!

Haha. I've got over 25 years experience in the BDSM Scene and Colston made me feel like a Girl Guide

Colston36 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2019, 10:20:04 pm »

Quote from: ulstersubbie on August 31, 2019, 05:19:59 pm

F**k me, what a thread. I may be an experienced BDSM player but Colston old chap you make me look like a wimp. I may have to visit this woman myself, wow just WOW!!

Reading through your reviews I would recommend Morgan of Cheltenham to you as a better fit. She does what you seem to like to perfection, besides some utter filth as in scat. Also she is cheaper than Louisa and not so far away from you.

Sorry her pic came out sideways. No idea why. But she has a very good figure for her age. And if your reviews are any guide you would be enchanted by what she can do with whips, clothes-pegs. testicles and her teeth.
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ulstersubbie · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2019, 11:21:07 pm »

Appreciated mate, will definitely consider Morgan, cheers.

winkywanky · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2019, 03:52:54 pm »

Quote from: Colston36 on August 31, 2019, 10:20:04 pm

Sorry her pic came out sideways. No idea why.
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When clicked on to enlarge to full size, it comes out the right way up

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Colston36 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 01, 2019, 04:56:50 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on September 01, 2019, 03:52:54 pm

When clicked on to enlarge to full size, it comes out the right way up .

Thank you! It's Sunday afternoon ... I look at that and think if I had any sense of duty I'd get my tongue climbing up there this week ...

winkywanky · « **Reply #23 on:** September 01, 2019, 04:58:01 pm »

Well have a nice lazy Sunday Colston.

And then see if you wake up tomorrow with a hard-on

Mr_Pink · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2019, 08:03:54 pm »

Yeah I like Louisa as well when I get chance to book her.

Plan R · « **Reply #25 on:** September 26, 2019, 07:42:58 pm »

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Assesment of my punting exploits after reading this thread

Rimmington · « **Reply #26 on:** September 27, 2019, 11:06:01 am »

Quote from: Colston36 on August 31, 2019, 10:20:04 pm

Reading through your reviews I would recommend Morgan of Cheltenham to you as a better fit. She does what you seem to like to perfection, besides some utter filth as in scat. Also she is cheaper than Louisa and not so far away from you.

Morgan used to be a regular of mine (and I have reviewed). She is indeed filthy and highly skilled. But......

I stopped seeing her for 2 reasons:

Her working flat has a strong, damp, mouldy smell that gets into my clothes sufficiently to be noticed after I left (and required some explaining later!).
I used to enjoy estim urethral sounding with her. Unfortunately my last session resulted in a nasty urinary track infection. Being a typical bloke, I tried ignoring it in the hope it would go away - it didn't, it got worse and spread, needing a trip to Doc and antibiotics.

But if you are not planning on having her stick things down your jap's eye, and are going to ask her to shit on you anyway, neither of the above should put you off.

Colston36 · « **Reply #27 on:** September 27, 2019, 06:04:25 pm »

Quote from: Rimmington on September 27, 2019, 11:06:01 am

Morgan used to be a regular of mine (and I have reviewed). She is indeed filthy and highly skilled. But......

I stopped seeing her for 2 reasons:

Her working flat has a strong, damp, mouldy smell that gets into my clothes sufficiently to be noticed after I left (and required some explaining later!).
I used to enjoy estim urethral sounding with her. Unfortunately my last session resulted in a nasty urinary track infection. Being a typical bloke, I tried ignoring it in the hope it would go away - it didn't, it got worse and spread, needing a trip to Doc and antibiotics.

But if you are not planning on having her stick things down your jap's eye, and are going to ask her to shit on you anyway, neither of the above should put you off.

I've been sounded quite a few times but only enjoyed it with one girl who (weeps silently into paisley-patterned hanky) has retired, and she did it with a waxed cord.

I've never noticed any damp smell at Morgan's and I think I've been going there regularly for over three years. I'm really surprised and a bit shocked.

winkywanky · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2019, 07:53:45 pm »

Quote from: Rimmington on September 27, 2019, 11:06:01 am

Morgan used to be a regular of mine (and I have reviewed). She is indeed filthy and highly skilled. But......

I stopped seeing her for 2 reasons:

Her working flat has a strong, damp, mouldy smell that gets into my clothes sufficiently to be noticed after I left (and required some explaining later!).
I used to enjoy estim urethral sounding with her. Unfortunately my last session resulted in a nasty urinary track infection. Being a typical bloke, I tried ignoring it in the hope it would go away - it didn't, it got worse and spread, needing a trip to Doc and antibiotics.

But if you are not planning on having her stick things down your jap's eye, and are going to ask her to shit on you anyway, neither of the above should put you off.

Regardless of cleanliness of a WG or her surroundings, sticking things down your urethra carries a risk of urinary tract (not 'track') infection.

If you choose to stick things down there then there's a possibility this will happen. All part of the joys of punting in its many forms.

Jop · « **Reply #29 on:** September 28, 2019, 09:24:54 pm »

Any regular penile opening by foreign objects, even sterile instruments brings with it real risks. They range from urethral strictures, chronic fibrosis/scarring (narrowing of the tube), to tissue erosion, infections and bleeding...…………….

Rimmington · « **Reply #30 on:** September 30, 2019, 07:24:50 am »

Quote from: winkywanky on September 28, 2019, 07:53:45 pm

Regardless of cleanliness of a WG or her surroundings, sticking things down your urethra carries a risk of urinary tract (not 'track') infection.

If you choose to stick things down there then there's a possibility this will happen. All part of the joys of punting in its many forms.

Yeah - I was aware of the risk. I had numerous enjoyable sounding sessions over a few years before then with different ladies and without any problems. Luck ran out that time!

But if I wanted a risk-free life, I wouldn't go punting.

Plan R · « **Reply #31 on:** September 30, 2019, 10:53:35 am »

This is in no way a criticism or asking you to justify anything gents... but...
having had a catheter fitted once for a few days, (for a bladder infection when I was a kid),
do you think you could shed some light on how this is a source of enjoyment please?

A plastic tube up the japs 35 years ago ranks as one of the worst and most traumatic
experiences of my life - and still gives me the shudders at a distance of 3.5 decades

Colston36 · « **Reply #32 on:** September 30, 2019, 05:56:37 pm »

Quote from: Plan R on September 30, 2019, 10:53:35 am

This is in no way a criticism or asking you to justify anything gents... but...
having had a catheter fitted once for a few days, (for a bladder infection when I was a kid),
do you think you could shed some light on how this is a source of enjoyment please?

A plastic tube up the japs 35 years ago ranks as one of the worst and most traumatic
experiences of my life - and still gives me the shudders at a distance of 3.5 decades

I tend to agree; the one time I enjoyed it I was surprised. Someone else did it to me while I was blindfolded a month or so back; no pleasure at all.

finn5555 · « **Reply #33 on:** September 30, 2019, 06:02:47 pm »

Quote from: Plan R on September 30, 2019, 10:53:35 am

This is in no way a criticism or asking you to justify anything gents... but...
having had a catheter fitted once for a few days, (for a bladder infection when I was a kid),
do you think you could shed some light on how this is a source of enjoyment please?

A plastic tube up the japs 35 years ago ranks as one of the worst and most traumatic
experiences of my life - and still gives me the shudders at a distance of 3.5 decades

I'm with you on this one, I would like to say i am open minded but the thought of something alien going in my japs eye sends shivers down my spine

Waterhouse · « **Reply #34 on:** September 30, 2019, 06:36:45 pm »

Quote from: finn5555 on September 30, 2019, 06:02:47 pm

I'm with you on this one, I would like to say i am open minded but the thought of something alien going in my japs eye sends shivers down my spine

Don't always agree with you (the beauty of the Forum), but on this 100% concur. I honestly cannot image what pleasure is derived from this practice. Did you know you can get chained sounds that go all the way into the bladder, and e-stim ones that can electrify and shock your cock from the inside?

Sounds (pun intended)like absolute torture to me. Stuff of nightmares. Bad enough when the GUM folks stick a small plastic swab a centimetre or two down there.

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Cornish_Wanderer · « **Reply #35 on:** September 30, 2019, 07:12:57 pm »

Quote from: Waterhouse on September 30, 2019, 06:36:45 pm

Don't always agree with you (the beauty of the Forum), but on this 100% concur. I honestly cannot image what pleasure is derived from this practice. Did you know you can get chained sounds that go all the way into the bladder, and e-stim ones that can electrify and shock your cock from the inside?

Sounds (pun intended)like absolute torture to me. Stuff of nightmares. Bad enough when the GUM folks stick a small plastic swab a centimetre or two down there.

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I had the 'pleasure' of a cystosocopy in May. It was nothing like Christmas morning believe me. It felt like I was pissing shards of glass for days afterwards and it's always alarming to piss blood (quite normal as she told me this would happen. Not normal for me sweetcheeks). The next time you have to go to the GYM clinic and they stick a swab down there just imagine the swab is thicker than a pencil and goes right down through into your bladder.

Merry fucking Christmas.

Mr_Pink · « **Reply #36 on:** October 10, 2019, 09:16:56 pm »

Love Louisa, she ended up putting her fist in my ass while giving me head. It was the most crazy and intense session I have ever had. Proper filth!

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