This is a report on a visit that took place at the beginning of August.
I’ve plumped for neutral but could have gone for any of the 3 ratings – will try and summarise at the end my reasons for this.
I was close to Dudley and found myself with some time to kill. I could have sat in a café with a paper but decided on a different way to pass the time. Although I wasn’t able to access UKP on the day I was aware from previous reports, comments etc that Dudley offers little to nothing worthwhile. I was aware that there had been some positive reports on Brierley Hill but couldn’t remember clear details so had a look via Gumtree – I often prefer massage with extras - and found Thai Spa Centre (
External Link/Members Only) on the High street. Made the phone call to check and the woman at the other end told me she would text details. These included price etc. Also told that it was a ‘professional massage’ and no FS or BJ!! Enquired if HE or HJ was available and got positive response back. So, putting 2 and 2 together I concluded that it would be a ‘professional HJ’!!!!!
Thai Spa is located at the end of a pretty depressing high street. I parked in surrounding street but think that parking at Asda at the other end is possible. I had booked and was a little early so had to wait a few minutes in main waiting area. Assumed this was because only 2 women working – the woman on the reception desk (who I got) and one other who was busy and they didn’t want to leave the desk empty rather than all rooms being taken. While waiting, someone came into the shop but was told to come back later so glad I had booked rather than chance a ‘walk in’. Waiting area quite public to anyone walking into or, indeed, out of the shop so, if you like privacy might not be ideal.
I did ask for 45 minutes but was told this was the same price as a full hour so, instead, opted for 30 minutes at (I think) £25. Shown to the room which was really tiny – made me appreciate the spacious rooms at Old Lode Lane which I’d visited previously. Similar with the shower which I used at the end which was tiny, cramped and awkward! Before you get to the room you have to leave your shoes by the reception desk. Not sure if this is to save the carpets which looked quite new or to prevent you doing a runner at the end if you haven’t paid.
Woman I had seemed to be the manager, possibly 35 – 45 years old, petite , dressed in dress and long cardigan. Not able to comment on body as no clothes came off and I was told that no touching was allowed. I’m not sure on her name. I initially thought she said Lillian but when I repeated that back she said it was something like Likita which sounds more EE than Thai. Stripped off and got onto the massage table. This was one with no hole for your head and so not very comfortable. Don’t remember being given an option for the massage but then it was a massage that was very forgettable. However, asked right from the off if I would like HJ. I thought that this was an offer to start with HJ but she just wanted to check how the massage was going to go so no WSWS! She asked for £30 up front. said I only pay £20. her reply was “that’s for a wank this is special”!! Decided to go with the flow but had to get off the table to get the money. While a real pain at least it was before we got started and not halfway through.
As soon as I was back on the table she reached between my legs and grabbed a handful of cock and balls – so no subtly there!! On to the massage which was cursory at best. I like a good massage but accept that’s not always going to happen. However, this was the worst I’ve ever had – just a light rub up and down my body, no pressure, no heat. And she only did that down the left side of my body – the right side got no attention at all!! I did try and stroke her leg but got told pretty quickly that wasn’t happening.
Things then improved as she moved onto the next bit. She soaked a cloth in what I think was tiger balm and washed my crack and sack which really felt good and tingly. She also did my neck and back of my head – hopefully with not the same cloth but I expect it was! She then got me up on all fours on the massage table and working from the back reached between my legs and gave me a fantastic hand job – certainly no average wank! – resulting in a really intense orgasm.
After that a quick clean up, into the awful shower and on my way in less than the 30 minutes.
So in summary:
terrible massage and short-changed on time – definite negative
fantastic HJ – positive
averaging out to neutral although, depending upon criteria different people use, it could have been any of the 3 rankings.
Not sure I could really recommend and I would only return if there was a WIHJ on offer.
