(Warning: This is a review of a TS masseuse. If this isn’t your kind of thing probably best you close the tab now.)
Crazy Bonnie (the artist formerly known as Nong Kluay) is another masseuse I’ve seen a couple of times over the last few months but haven’t reviewed yet because I’m a lazy ass. Given these meets have sort of blurred into a mishmash of memories it’s probably best if I give highlights/general impressions then a blow by blow account of everything that happened.
Link:
Bonnie did have a link on
External Link/Members Only but it’s no longer there. She has a website here:
External Link/Members OnlyPrice:
£80 for 1 hour massage and hr.
Location:
Changes every month or so, usually around Edgware Road.
Comms:
Replies prompt and easy to arrange times with.
Meets:
Due to accommodation issues Bonnie has had to move about. In general it seems she tries to keep around Edgware Road, but has had to move father afield. The times I’ve visited her she’s been living in tower blocks that aren’t the most pleasant in the world, but not somewhere you’d be worried about any trouble from the locals.
Bonnie was the first TS I’ve had a sexual encounter with, hell, probably the first I’ve interacted with face to face unless my ability to judge these things is faulty. On my first visit she asked if I’d seen a TS before and when I said no was more than happy to ease me into the experience. Anyway, while with Bonnie you can tell she used to be a he I found her to be attractive in person with nice breast implants which your availability to see seems to depend on her mood at the time. Bonnie performs her massages with her clothing on, but one time this could be a tank top, or just a bra, or some sexy (and expensive) lingerie which was slightly see-through. During the massage Bonnie doesn’t seem to like showing her tits, but one time was perfectly fine changing her top in front of me so that I saw them anyway, which seems a bit odd but hey-ho. Each time she wore just panties which allows you to see her bulge.
Bonnie always welcomes you warmly. She performs her massages on a proper massage table, and once you’ve stripped off she asks you to lay down on it. One thing I will say is that she certainly knows her stuff when it comes to massages and the human body. While of course there’s the element of sensuality with lingering touches and CC swipes she’s methodical in her approach, pairing the massage with stretches that work to get the body feeling more limber. So in that regard if you’re looking for a straight massage I would recommend her. Bonnie’s well-versed in the body’s nerves, circulation, how the muscles work, etc, so much so that it felt like I was getting a free biology lesson thrown in on top. Bonnie can be very chatty and while that may not be everyone’s cup of tea I found her to be very friendly and personable and hey, I learnt a thing or two so I can’t complain.
While she’s performing the massage she’ll sometimes (almost certainly deliberately) let her cock graze your hand. While I didn’t attempt to play with it I did let my fingers run across it to which she didn’t seem to have an issue. I was also allowed to touch her ass and legs when she was wanking me off. I’m 99.9% sure that nothing else is on offer, no B2B and definitely no FS as she’s talked about having been an escort in the past and giving it up to focus on being a masseuse, which she seems to enjoy a lot more than her previous escorting.
As for the happy ending itself the technique is generally good but if you’re taking too long to blow your load she can fall into the trap of going a bit too fast. However Bonnie tends to alternate her technique so she it only ever becomes a passing issue.
Conclusion:
I apologise that I haven’t placed my thoughts in a more coherent manner but that’s a pitfall of not reviewing after your first visit (or I’m just gash at this reviewing lark). Anyway, Bonnie is a friendly and very competent masseuses who can satisfy both the legitimate and sensual aspects of a massage. At £80 I believe she’s very VFM, especially as she’s pretty much the complete opposite of a clock-watcher. She takes her time, working through the massage before getting to the happy ending, even if it goes over the hour mark. One time I was there just over 2 hours! but she didn’t mind in the slightest. If TSs are your thing or even if you’re feeling slightly curious, I suggest trying Bonnie and seeing if its for you.
Would I Return:
Absolutely.
