Author Topic: Hannah Lorde - Nottingham  (Read 4515 times)


53 review(s) for Hanna Lorde (51 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by OutForJustice80]

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Who: External Link/Members Only

Where: Moderately swanky hotel in Nottingham City Centre

How much: £180 for 90 minutes

Services: DFK, OWO, RO, CIM, Swallow (accidentally I think but still!), Strap on, Sex

The girl: As in her pictures. Being critical she was slightly older looking than I expected and her tummy is a little more pronounced but I was very happy with what I saw. The type of woman I’d like to have a steamy affair with if I saw her at tennis club.

Would I return: Absolutely

TLDR: Hannah is another one who I’ve had my eye on ever since she started posting on the former sister site. I took advantage of some excuses to be up in her area to stop by on my way back to London. Very glad I did. As I mentioned above, Hannah has exactly the kind of looks I tend to be attracted to. Not so stunning as to be intimidating and definitely not unattractive. To me she’s like Goldilocks’ porridge and she is a dirtbag as well which is my favourite thing.

Showered up, took care of the money and indulged in a lot of kissing, great technique, nice and sensual. Mixed up the amount of tongue. Thumbs up. Went down on her for a long time, this is weird to say but she had a really nice pussy. Sometimes the shape precludes easy and clear access to the clit or it’s so small it’s hard to feel with your tongue. She then returned the favour until I came in her mouth which she accidentally swallowed while reaching for the wet wipes! Her oral technique was pretty good, slower and more intense with the suction than I’ve experienced of late with a lot of girls going straight for the ‘fuck my mouth’ vibe so this was an interesting change of pace.

I’d mentioned I enjoy the occasional bit of butt sex and Hannah seems to take great pleasure in donning a strap on which she duly ploughed me with for a while before I told her to place her elbows on a counter in front of a mirror for some standing doggy. Little chap wasn’t playing ball entirely so we ended up back in oral country to get him back in the game before she rode me to completion. Great chat in between rounds and a lot of sensual touching and stroking which I enjoyed. This was the most GFE punt I’ve had in ages and I really liked the shift in attitude and style so maybe I’ll veer away from my no holds barred approach for a little while.

Great fun this girl. Great attitude and fantastic overall experience.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2019, 12:02:40 pm by OutForJustice80 »

Offline The Highwayman

TBH OutforJustice, I do believe we are spoiled in this area.

The thing about Hannah is she absolutely loves sex, there's no 'going through the motions' with her and if it's mutual pleasure you're after then it is guaranteed with Hannah.

Hence why your last line, is spot on...

"Great fun this girl. Great attitude and fantastic overall experience"

Offline OutForJustice80

TBH OutforJustice, I do believe we are spoiled in this area.

The thing about Hannah is she absolutely loves sex, there's no 'going through the motions' with her and if it's mutual pleasure you're after then it is guaranteed with Hannah.

Hence why your last line, is spot on...

"Great fun this girl. Great attitude and fantastic overall experience"
Yeah she’s a good un. She enjoyed/performed quite a spectacular orgasm at the end of the RO. Whether real or fake I appreciate the drama

Offline jsnsummer

She is my go-to punt of choice. And she posts some great pictures on UKE proper wank material when you know what she's like in RL.

:) All in all I think she is very popular in these parts!

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Always good to read that a travelling punter enjoyed themselves in the East Mids  :hi:

Offline OutForJustice80

Always good to read that a travelling punter enjoyed themselves in the East Mids  :hi:
Are you the self-appointed Sheriff of Nottingham?  :rolleyes:

Offline Cuntminion

Are you the self-appointed Sheriff of Nottingham?  :rolleyes:

Maybe on the tourist board? Titadvisor? Or just simply likes to mark his patch

Did you pay tribute accordingly and make vroom vroom noises during climax?

As for your review

Can't beleive you had a good time

Ruined my day

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Maybe on the tourist board? Titadvisor? Or just simply likes to mark his patch

Did you pay tribute accordingly and make vroom vroom noises during climax?

As for your review

Can't beleive you had a good time

Ruined my day

Oh Coma!!! Have you let the cat out of the bag?

Clearly the EM has been honoured with forum royalty  :sarcastic:

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Oh Coma!!! Have you let the cat out of the bag?

Clearly the EM has been honoured with forum royalty  :sarcastic:

It's an empty review covers none of the essentials

Did he get free sex at the end?
What model fan did he take with him? Or a glass dildo?
What sandwiches did he pack? Lobster bisque?

This is why i only rely on your reviews mike, tackles the important stuff
« Last Edit: August 23, 2019, 02:37:39 pm by Cuntminion »

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[quote author :lol:=Cuntminion link=topic=259356.msg2647377#msg2647377 date=1566567423]
It's an empty review covers none of the essentials

Did he get free sex at the end?
What model fan did he take with him? Or a glass dildo?
What sandwiches did he pack? Lobster bisque?

This is why i only rely on your reviews mike, tackles the important stuff
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Hilarious, I have missed you Coma  :lol: :lol:

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Can't talk now, on route to booking

Good for you. Not before time. Might make you a happier cat.

And we all love a happy pussy  :D
« Last Edit: August 23, 2019, 09:04:52 pm by MikeTheBike »

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It's an empty review covers none of the essentials

Did he get free sex at the end?
What model fan did he take with him? Or a glass dildo?
What sandwiches did he pack? Lobster bisque?

This is why i only rely on your reviews mike, tackles the important stuff

You missed a question....does she make the Harem  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline Hanna Lorde (Service Provider)

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Hey boys

Thanks for the almost perfect review, I’m sorry you were disappointed with my stomach, believe me I’m so much more disappointed. My battle started when I was young and my mum wouldn’t let me leave the table until I had eaten every morsel on my plate. I then started to steal my siblings selection boxes when they were playing with their toys. It then moved on to having children and me piling my plate with the same portions as my husband. It’s fine though as I don’t airbrush my pics so as long as I’m standing up it’s a true portrayal of my tum. 

 
« Last Edit: August 29, 2019, 10:52:35 pm by daviemac »

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Hey boys

Thanks for the almost perfect review, I’m sorry you were disappointed with my stomach, believe me I’m so much more disappointed. My battle started when I was young and my mum wouldn’t let me leave the table until I had eaten every morsel on my plate. I then started to steal my siblings selection boxes when they were playing with their toys. It then moved on to having children and me piling my plate with the same portions as my husband. It’s fine though as I don’t airbrush my pics so as long as I’m standing up it’s a true portrayal of my tum.

You need to add Service Provider to your profile  :hi:

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Ah ok, thank you, I missed that.

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Ah ok, thank you, I missed that.

Admin will have to change it, he will be aware when he comes back on.

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Thanks DM. I thought I must be missing something blindly obvious as I couldn’t see where to do this

Offline Lincs.man1

I have no problem with your stomach, its much smaller than mine... :D :lol: :yahoo:

Offline ScouserRod

Sorry to be pedantic but it is "Provider" not "Providor"

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Sorry to be pedantic but it is "Provider" not "Providor"

Haha thank you.  This is on the wrong comment, can you delete comments?
« Last Edit: August 30, 2019, 05:33:14 pm by Hanna Lorde (Service Providor) »

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Sorry to be pedantic but it is "Provider" not "Providor"

I know, I didn’t add it to my profile and can’t change it either

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I have no problem with your stomach, its much smaller than mine... :D :lol: :yahoo:

Haha, thank you.

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Sorry to be pedantic but it is "Provider" not "Providor"

Providor? almost sounds french :D

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Sorry to be pedantic but it is "Provider" not "Providor"

If you report the post Head1 will see the little mistake he's made an no doubt correct it.   :hi:

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Hey boys

Thanks for the almost perfect review, I’m sorry you were disappointed with my stomach, believe me I’m so much more disappointed. My battle started when I was young and my mum wouldn’t let me leave the table until I had eaten every morsel on my plate. I then started to steal my siblings selection boxes when they were playing with their toys. It then moved on to having children and me piling my plate with the same portions as my husband. It’s fine though as I don’t airbrush my pics so as long as I’m standing up it’s a true portrayal of my tum.

Fair play, considering how many do, it's nice to see exactly who you're booking. Detected a slight hint of sarcasm as well which is always fun.  :D

Offline slimdude1

Thanks OP, onto the HL she goes  :rolleyes:

Offline spurs

fantastic lady in all respects highly reccomended