External Link/Members OnlyHit London quite a lot recently and have had a number of massages to report on. Was looking forward to seeing Hana as has some nice pics and comms well!
Comms
All by text, no issues. Asked what options and it was either sensual or b2b the standard offerings these days. B2b with HE for the hour was expensive at £150 so opted for the latter also very expensive 30 mins at £100, although I thought at that price I was going to get a bloody good service.
Venue
Keeps changing. Although the same areas of South Kensington, Earls Court areas she seems to mainly work out of hotels for a few days at a time. I saw her at a hotel in Earls Court but said she was moving later that day back to Kensington area.
Hotel was nice, entrance had a few tourists checking in but can imagine it being awkward waslking oast reception when it’s quiet. Managed to skip in the lift without looking up at anyone.
Room was spacious and decent. Had a shower which was offered before and after.
The Girl
Brazilian, dark, toned and a nice face. Pictures are accurate I would say. Boobs were a let down though, would say b/c cup but are droopy like there’s nothing inside of them :
The Service
She was however relaxed and friendly. As I came out the shower she reconfirmed what I wanted, sorted paperwork and then asked me to lay face down. She then stripped down to her knickers but not in any sexy way.
Knew right then and there how this was going to go.
Mediocre massage starting on the legs, few cc swipes, light b2b up the back, asked to flip over within 7 mins, frantically wanking me off, some light cuddles and neck kissing but nothing to shout about. Came and then showered.
Was probably in and out within 25 mins incl two showers.
If you’re going to charge that sort of cash then you need to give a bloody good service and this was just rubbish. Would normally get this level of service at £60 ph from a dozy Romanian bird!
Return Visit
No thanks. Another girl just trying to do as little as possible for as much as possible. One to avoid in my opinion.
