Author Topic: aliciathaimassage (Did Not Happen x3) in N1 (Angel)  (Read 4351 times)

Offline tantraman

Alicia had been on my FBSM HL for well over a year, thanks to a heads-up review from galloways …

My pleasure, galloways :hi: ... I too very much appreciate your FBSM reviews. In fact, I believe it was your goodself that first brought Alicia (the now famed Thai masseuse in Angel) to UKP's attention ... I have yet to secure a session with her.

To date, I have failed to slip under her oily body and climax within her famed footjob, not for want of trying for the best part of a year …


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Logistics:

Alicia never answered any calls, and would be slow to reply to texts. I soon realized that she was not an SP that I could feasibly book on-the-day, when opportunities arose, as is my usual practice …

Thanks for this extra intel, OP :thumbsup: ... I've been trying to book her for ages, but always call on the day and no-one picks up. I can now see that Alicia is one to be sorted out via text in advance.

I thus looked ahead in my diary to see when I had business around Angel, and slow back-and-forth texts eventually resulted in confirmed 60min bookings on three separate occasions over the course of the last year.


Location:

Alicia works from a pad, which is a 10min stroll east from Angel tube station. It’s on a quiet residential road. I sadly can’t describe much more, as I never made it off the goddamn road!


Looks:

I can only presume she looks like these photos on UKP already …

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Services (lack of):

After three confirmed 60min meetings, I suffered three last minute cancellations …

Meeting 1 (Nov 2018)

I texted on the morning of the booked meeting for that afternoon, just to confirm the postcode. Around an hour later, I received a text from Alicia … no postcode, but an apology that she was feeling sick and had to cancel.
Fair enough, I thought, these things of course happen :kissgirl: ... I wished her a polite ‘Get well soon’, and promised to try her again.

Meeting 2 (Jan 2019)

This was a lunchtime meeting, and I already had received Alicia’s postcode from the night before. I exited Angel station, and started making tracks to her pad. I felt a text buzz in my right trouser pocket … this was the closest Alicia got to moving my cock, as she was letting me know that she was feeling sick and had to cancel.
Hmm, I thought … benefit of the doubt … these things may happen :unknown: ... I texted my disappointment, reminding Alicia that this was the second time I was missing out on her services. She apologized, and promised to make it up to me. I thus duly promised to try her again.


Meeting 3 (May 2019)

Another lunchtime meeting, organised via text the day before. I actually made it to Alicia’s postcode this time, a few minutes early. I texted for her flat number … nothing … I texted on the hour of our planned meet … nothing … as I walked around the block, trying not to look suspect, I texted 5mins later … still nothing. No calls were answered either. By 15mins into my booked session, I found myself trudging back toward Angel station … and then feel that familiar Alicia text-buzz in my pants … you’ve guessed it … she was feeling sick and had to cancel!
FFS, I thought … these things do not keep happening :dash: ... I texted back my disappointment and indeed disbelief … asking her to be honest, and simply admit that she was either extending or dumping me for a regular. She didn’t, and claimed food poisoning from the night before. Bollocks, I thought, as she of course could’ve texted me to cancel that morning. In no mood to argue, I unsincerely wished her well … and promised not to try her ever again. She texted back a feeble “Sorry x”.


Conclusion:

I am gutted not to have enjoyed Alicia Thai Massage, as her FBSM sounds up right up my greased street. And I was gagging to sexperience her renowned footjob. However, as she has just informed LondonPunter90s …

... "I don't do this no more" ...

… I now have no good reason to bother with her anymore. I really ought to have dropped this Negative back in May, but I guess a weak-willed-glutton-for-punishment part of me hoped to try again … defo no longer … Alicia can fuck off!

Offline galloways

Really sorry to hear this Tantraman. I kind of feel guilty for recommending her to you now.
3 times with the same excuse just isn't right.

Offline tantraman

Really sorry to hear this Tantraman. I kind of feel guilty for recommending her to you now.
3 times with the same excuse just isn't right.

Not at all, galloways! :hi: ... By all accounts, Alicia has been a worthy masseuse, and it was her fab footwork that I really wanted to try. It was actually the yesterday's bump of LondonPunter90s's review, where I read ...

She has also double booked me in the past and made me travel all the way there to get told "I am sorry" by text  :unknown:

... and I thought I can't let Alicia's lax Logistics and tendency to dump newbies for regulars go unnoticed.

Onwards, upwards and slip-sidewards! ;)

Offline Global_Punter



Sorry to hear of your x 3 bad experience, Thai girls do deliver a good massage.

As stated earlier its a case of more demand than supply, we just need more quality providers in the UK to help maintain rate and consistent service...

Offline Massuk

Really sorry to hear that this didn’t happen.
I have seen her a few times, the last being with B2B and she is one of my preferred providers!
She has an amazing body and she is beautiful.

But I agree, often difficult to catch...

Offline Lennysrabbits

She has cancelled on me a few times, it’s a shame because she was pretty good . I’m pretty sure she is in a relationship now hence why the sudden cancelled appointments. I’ve give up, trying to find a new provider .

Offline Kingbilly74

Think you dodged a bullet Tantraman.
I saw her and reviewed a while back, theoretically she ticks all the boxes for me.
Sadly, I found the massage cold, not enthusiastic and she didn’t seem to have any warmth or humour.
Others may have had a better experience, but I wouldn’t return.
Had some issues getting in the building as well.

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Think you dodged a bullet Tantraman.
I saw her and reviewed a while back, theoretically she ticks all the boxes for me.
Sadly, I found the massage cold, not enthusiastic and she didn’t seem to have any warmth or humour.
Others may have had a better experience, but I wouldn’t return.
Had some issues getting in the building as well.

So now you're saying that the service you had was less than positive per your preference?

Offline Barny

Same problem. Two recent appointments initially accepted, then told "sorry no longer available"

Offline Global_Punter



Haha, the cause of marketing and publicity - probably fully booked, while some folks lament some are getting a bit of rub & tug  ;) :P 

Offline whoya.kiddin

Think you dodged a bullet Tantraman.
I saw her and reviewed a while back, theoretically she ticks all the boxes for me.
Sadly, I found the massage cold, not enthusiastic and she didn’t seem to have any warmth or humour.
Others may have had a better experience, but I wouldn’t return.
Had some issues getting in the building as well.

Similarly saw her last year and past the sensual massage I thought the "happy" ending lacked skill and energy.  She could not get me off - just not trying hard enough.

Offline Global_Punter

 
Down hill from here then ?  :unknown: maybe she's made enough $$$

Offline wazzadam401293

I've been having issues with bookings too... anyone else care to suggest possible replacement candidates?

The holy grail would be a FBSM provider who can also deliver a footjob finale. The first name that comes to mind for me is Pretty99999 (Anita): External Link/Members Only

She does a very raunchy B2B for £100/hour and will often incorporate a footjob into the routine (once to completion even for me)

Still, Alicia would be very difficult to replace