Author Topic: Check out the bathroom on this one wolf whistle..... (Read 3105 times)

jeanphillipe · « **on:** August 19, 2019, 02:59:19 pm »

...said absolutely noone.

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i must admit i do like tidy digs when vising an escort, but it should come as standard. wasn't expecting a tour on the aw profile...

great ass - check
does owo - check
has a glam kitchen fitted by a competent carpenter - erm..

Waterhouse · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:03:06 pm »

Rightmove.Zoopla

jimmymac · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:15:03 pm »

WTF?
No one cares about your kitchen love, they are there to use your bathroom to shower and piss in, and the bedroom to fuck you in.
We want to see photos of you naked, not your kitchen and bathroom!

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:15:48 pm »

WTF

Glam Kitchen, too small to stick her on the counter top and boff her after you've made her dribble on the countertop

Bedroom, sure is a nice sized bed, but no-where to tie her to it, and that furry throw over is going to get fucking hot mid action

Bathroom, sure looks nice and clean, but barely enough room to scratch your ass in that shower, forget about a pre-fun grapple in there with her.

Living Room, again, not a sofa in sight to boff her on, over the arm of the chair it is then, at least she has some throws over them, so you won't be moisturising the leather

now what did the girl look like again (i actually need to go back and look

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Jonestown · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:25:28 pm »

You can probably see the rest of her luxurious drum in her Private Gallery.

houseboot · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:44:19 pm »

AW rating 970

UKP Reviews 4

A bit of a mismatch.

Must be all those Rightmove/Zoopla viewings.

winkywanky · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2019, 03:53:47 pm »

...just wait until the Landlord logs on to AW and recognises his property being used as a house of ill repute

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Avg_Joe · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2019, 04:10:53 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 19, 2019, 03:53:47 pm

...just wait until the Landlord logs on to AW and recognises his property being used as a house of ill repute .

Kerching.... Discount

Ali Katt · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2019, 06:24:45 pm »

Should have gone with black tiles and silver units.

delete · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2019, 11:34:33 pm »

I wonder if she does AirBnb too

r1965h · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2019, 12:00:31 am »

She's almost impossible to book. Always let's people down and notorious at cancelling the days when she says she's go9ng to work.

Also not the brightest. She's been working in Shrewsbury for years and still doesn't know how to spell it.

On the plus side she does have a fantastic body and is extremely attractive and does provide a great service. That's if you ever manage to see her.

Waterhouse · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2019, 12:11:06 am »

Quote from: r1965h on August 20, 2019, 12:00:31 am

She's almost impossible to book. Always let's people down and notorious at cancelling the days when she says she's go9ng to work.

Give her a break... she's quite obviously far too busy dealing with interior designers, property photographers and estate agents.

bhudda · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2019, 12:53:47 am »

Quote from: Waterhouse on August 20, 2019, 12:11:06 am

Give her a break... she's quite obviously far too busy dealing with interior designers, property photographers and estate agents.

not to mention having the painters in

Bonker · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2019, 01:18:52 am »

Not impressed

She hasn't cleaned her mingey hair off the shower floor in ages.

jeanphillipe · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:55:29 am »

Quote from: winkywanky on August 19, 2019, 03:53:47 pm

...just wait until the Landlord logs on to AW and recognises his property being used as a house of ill repute .

She claim to own it!

Her private gallery is too expensive i usually reserve a freeview for anything over 3 credits. It better not be full of appartment pics

Ive actually added her to my hotlist after reading the reviews .

winkywanky · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:57:34 am »

Perhaps her unreliability is due to her grouting all those tiles?

Takes frickin' ages if you want to do it right

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Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2019, 10:15:32 am »

What a let down. Doesn't look that glam at all. Pretty average IMO, and pokey. What's with the towels and shoes on the bedroom floor? I might have invested in a smaller bed (a king would've been fine) to give space and tidy up that clutter. Tsk.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2019, 11:06:22 am »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on August 20, 2019, 10:15:32 am

What a let down. Doesn't look that glam at all. Pretty average IMO, and pokey. What's with the towels and shoes on the bedroom floor? I might have invested in a smaller bed (a king would've been fine) to give space and tidy up that clutter. Tsk.

Smart curtains in the living room.

Litmwa · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:45:15 pm »

I can imagine this chick. Wanted to talk about decoration while your pounding her.

Moby Dick · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:58:33 pm »

Quote from: r1965h on August 20, 2019, 12:00:31 am

She's almost impossible to book. Always let's people down and notorious at cancelling the days when she says she's go9ng to work.

Also not the brightest. She's been working in Shrewsbury for years and still doesn't know how to spell it.

On the plus side she does have a fantastic body and is extremely attractive and does provide a great service. That's if you ever manage to see her.

Sorry r1965h I dont see any Negs on here?

Did she have a different profile when you reviewed her?

Or were you fitting the kitchen when these bookings got cancelled?

Ali Katt · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2019, 03:59:06 pm »

Quote from: Litmwa on August 20, 2019, 03:45:15 pm

I can imagine this chick. Wanted to talk about decoration while your pounding her.

I heard that's why some men see Roma - no English.

Plan R · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2019, 04:59:55 pm »

The gloss white kitchens gave me a semi

Waterhouse · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:07:52 pm »

Quote from: Plan R on August 20, 2019, 04:59:55 pm

The gloss white kitchens gave me a semi

As in 'detached'?

winkywanky · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2019, 05:44:37 pm »

Quote from: Plan R on August 20, 2019, 04:59:55 pm

The gloss white kitchens gave me a semi

...in that case the granite worktops must have pushed you over the edge!

The Owl · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2019, 06:44:14 pm »

In all fairness to the escort she does have a nice working space come home. I've seen enough reviews on here where the venue has been described as revolting to see that she may have a point even if she's overdone it. Maybe a few more pictures of her Zoopla will have the punters Purplebricks bulging enough for them to make the Rightmove on her, after all she is On The Market.

winkywanky · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2019, 06:46:08 pm »

...have you ever considered a career as a scriptwriter Owl? You're wasted on here

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WhackDaddy · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2019, 07:00:47 pm »

What's she doing flogging her house or her fanny?

r1965h · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:24:17 pm »

Quote from: Moby Dick on August 20, 2019, 03:58:33 pm

Sorry r1965h I dont see any Negs on here?
Did she have a different profile when you reviewed her?

Or were you fitting the kitchen when these bookings got cancelled?

She has been discussed loads in the West Midlands section. Look at the Stunning Emma Shrewsbury thread.

As I've said she provides a great service if you actually manage to get to see her. Likes to use lots of oil. Great for a tit want.

r1965h · « **Reply #28 on:** August 20, 2019, 09:25:50 pm »

She used to work out of a fantastic 5 bedroom detached house about 5-6 years ago. Now that would have been worth posting pictures of.

Plan R · « **Reply #29 on:** August 20, 2019, 11:49:44 pm »

Quote from: r1965h on August 20, 2019, 12:00:31 am

She's almost impossible to book. Always let's people down and notorious at cancelling the days when she says she's go9ng to work.

'Would suit DIY enthusiast'

Bonker · « **Reply #30 on:** August 20, 2019, 11:54:39 pm »

Is her pussy compact and bizou?
Or extensive grounds mainly laid to lawn.

LLPunting · « **Reply #31 on:** August 21, 2019, 12:06:22 am »

If that's her own home she's got no sense of fucking style. I wouldn't be able to do a thing with her whilst being put off by the living room palette and the tatty shower mat!

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #32 on:** August 21, 2019, 09:55:16 am »

Quote from: LLPunting on August 21, 2019, 12:06:22 am

If that's her own home she's got no sense of fucking style. I wouldn't be able to do a thing with her whilst being put off by the living room palette and the tatty shower mat!

You'll have stepped on much worse in a massage shop, LLP!

LLPunting · « **Reply #33 on:** August 21, 2019, 03:05:59 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on August 21, 2019, 09:55:16 am

You'll have stepped on much worse in a massage shop, LLP!

That's why I know have bionic feet, titanium endoskeleton with biomimetic polyalloy overlay, or what not.

Avg_Joe · « **Reply #34 on:** August 22, 2019, 12:45:23 am »

Quote from: LLPunting on August 21, 2019, 03:05:59 pm

That's why I know have bionic feet, titanium endoskeleton with biomimetic polyalloy overlay, or what not.

that's just dried jiz

CheeseBoard · « **Reply #35 on:** August 22, 2019, 09:58:41 pm »

Quote from: Waterhouse on August 19, 2019, 03:03:06 pm

Rightmove.Zoopla

If you go on zoopla, you'll see how much the last punter paid and the average for that street

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