Author Topic: What's the furthest you have travelled for a massage /punt?  (Read 1081 times)

Offline Jamie62

Just curious. There must be some stories out there....

Offline dieseldriver

Swindon, Eastbourne, and Gloucester come to mind. But only because I was in them places attending social events. Saying that, there is one in Bexhill and another Margate that's on my must see again list having previously met them.
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Online fatboy

Hungerford, Maidenhead and Exeter (two reviewed) but I was travelling from home in the South Essex area to places
further afield. In fact the Hungerford one was so good I returned recently on a 400 mile round trip.
Would have been Harrogate as well but got pissed instead.
A much more guaranteed way of getting pleasure for your money   :sarcastic:

Offline TheMurloc

Barcelona but that was a holiday too though there was this girl I wanted to see that decided my destination

Offline dieseldriver

Not forgetting Hong Kong while on hols. However, after one tried to take my bumbag containing my money in hotel room didn't pursue any more. Perhaps should have done? Some positive HK reviews here

Offline JR

Cardiff (from mid Norfolk), I was particularly intrigued by the profile, gone now. Did it in a day  :rolleyes:

Offline webpunter

I admire your efforts
More of a day out with fun in the middle
Suppose escaping from the punting wastelands of east anglia [EA] comes with the territory
But to Wales FFS ??
Suppose when you returned home you could at least think that EA ain't that bad after all  :lol:

Cardiff (from mid Norfolk), I was particularly intrigued by the profile, gone now. Did it in a day  :rolleyes:

Offline somethingrandom

About to make a 750 mile round trip to the Scottish borders for a punt. Does that win?

Bank holiday weekend I am expecting it to take 8 hours each way
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Offline oneeyesnake

Think you win it..the furthest i have done is slough from s.essex for a specific WG
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Offline Dick Emeroids

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About to make a 750 mile round trip to the Scottish borders for a punt. Does that win?

Bank holiday weekend I am expecting it to take 8 hours each way
I hope for your sake it proves to be worth the expedition.
 £100+ transport costs just to get to starting gate!
Care to share details of the recipient of your crusade?
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Offline dieseldriver

About to make a 750 mile round trip to the Scottish borders for a punt. Does that win?

Bank holiday weekend I am expecting it to take 8 hours each way

Yes, with stops. I went to a holiday cabin few weeks ago near Jedburgh. AI - A68. However A68 is a scenic route with lots of twists and turns. And speed camera's too! So coming back went A68 - A696 at Elishaw- onto AI near Newcastle. Lot quicker

Offline dieseldriver

I hope for your sake it proves to be worth the expedition.
 £100+ transport costs just to get to starting gate!
Care to share details of the recipient of your crusade?

My trip to Scottish boarders filled up twice each way when my 08 Fiesta was down to quarter tank. Didn't want to chance lower than that as in some parts of north England and Scottish boarders petrol stations can be few and far between

Offline madeinwales56


Offline webpunter

Easier to get a flight to somewhere hot in southern europe
A couple of nights
I'd go for Fuengirola / Estark - not far from malaga airport
And get shagged senseless by fit EE's & south american burds
In for a penny ....

On the other hand you could take a flask of tea & sandwiches in tinfoil for your car journey  :)

About to make a 750 mile round trip to the Scottish borders for a punt. Does that win?

Bank holiday weekend I am expecting it to take 8 hours each way

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6,000 miles Bangkok if overseas counts.
24 miles Stevenage if not.
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Offline Naughtyboyuk

About to make a 750 mile round trip to the Scottish borders for a punt. Does that win?

Bank holiday weekend I am expecting it to take 8 hours each way

Who’s the lucky WG you are going to see ?  and how long is your booking for ?

Good luck and really hope she’s worth it