JadeKiss (AW/Indigo Nile) Whitefield - Very Meh

[Kool Keef]

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  My punt kinda mirrors Sir Wanksalot's experience with Jade, very meh.
I give her a neutral & not a neg just for the owo BJ, the only redeeming part of the session.

Comms were simple, a phone call to I.N to book & hey presto.

Jade's photos are accurate, a tall blonde, long legs, slim, nice sized natural boobs, nice bum.
Quite plain facially, filler lips, late 30s imo.
Pleasant demeanour but i got no idea of a real personality behind the professional manner.

Don't feel I ever 'clicked' with Jade, she was nice but there was a noticeable distance that made me aware I was always just getting a service if you know what I mean.

Out of the shower & onto the bed.
Had to ask for kissing, it was piss poor, hesitant, very light FK, made worse by the fact I didn't particularly fancy her facially anyway.

She knows the old brass tricks, wouldn't spread wide in Mish so I couldn't  go deep & postioned herself awkwardly for Doggy to prevent me going deep again, this made both positions unenjoyable.
Slight fake moans as well.
Looked good in CG tho.
She was clean in RO but this was poor because I could tell she wasn't particularly enjoying it.
She allowed a finger but then said I was stretching her, I wasn't, it was quite gentle fingerplay but whatever... 
I think she has trouble letting herself go or did with me anyway, very bland.

Her BJ scrapes this to a grey & not a red, nothing spectacular but quite enjoyable with good rhythm & pressure (not much DT) & she was happy to suck away til I was ready to pop (seeing as the kissing, sex & RO were shite I was left with little option but to lie back & let her suck).
She didn't shower afterwards btw.

Didn't feel like jumping in front of a bus after coming out but also wasn't on cloud 9 either so neutral it is, just though.

£60 for 30 mins

Definitely won't return, much better girls at Indigo Nile imo.


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[manfox]

Similar to my recent experience.

Few things to add, re the kissing from a conversation with her I think she is worried about catching bugs but she will swallow your cum for a tenner! Bizarre.

Facially very average. Body has a lot of thread veins and the bottom of her back was quite spotty/marked. Also had eczema on her elbow which looked sore.

I was looking forward to meeting her but felt disappointed after.

[Kool Keef]

Similar to my recent experience.

Few things to add, re the kissing from a conversation with her I think she is worried about catching bugs but she will swallow your cum for a tenner! Bizarre.

Facially very average. Body has a lot of thread veins and the bottom of her back was quite spotty/marked. Also had eczema on her elbow which looked sore.

I was looking forward to meeting her but felt disappointed after.

Worried about catching bugs off punters but doesn't or didn't with me anyway, shower after a punt 
Didn't notice the marks on her back or eczema, but in Doggy i was constantly, unsuccessfully, trying to get a better angle than the one she'd postioned herself in

[sir wanksalot]

Similar to my recent experience.

Few things to add, re the kissing from a conversation with her I think she is worried about catching bugs but she will swallow your cum for a tenner! Bizarre.

Facially very average. Body has a lot of thread veins and the bottom of her back was quite spotty/marked. Also had eczema on her elbow which looked sore.

I was looking forward to meeting her but felt disappointed after.

The eczema is only on her elbow and to be fair doesn't detract from what is quite a fit body. She did have some odd marks on the bottom of her back which I just put down to perhaps a tattoo removal but it didn't really bother me.

The OP articulated her service better than me. Jade is very professional and seems to try to be friendly and warm but it comes across as insincere. Trying to think of a comparison I think the best way to compare her is she sounds like one of those telesales operators that ring you up from time to time. Voice is very chirpy but you can tell there's no sincere warmth to it.

I am happy to stick with my negative

[samneil15]

Thanks for the review KK - I'll stick with Tiff and Layla

[manfox]

The eczema is only on her elbow and to be fair doesn't detract from what is quite a fit body. She did have some odd marks on the bottom of her back which I just put down to perhaps a tattoo removal but it didn't really bother me.

I disagree looks nothing like a tattoo removal and when youre fucking someone a red raw, sore looking elbow isnt the most pleasant sight especially when payment is involved.

[winkywanky]

Could they not be carpet burns?

[manfox]

Nope definitely not carpet burns tbf it may not bother some people and thats understandable but it put me off somewhat.

[winkywanky]

Sorry, I was being facetious  .

Used to have childhood eczema meself, but luckily grew out of it (asthma too, they often go together apparently).

[winkywanky]

A long time ago since my eczema (and I'm no expert), but I do remember mine tended to be on the inside of my knees/elbows, not the outside. I'm wondering whether her condition is actually psoriasis?

Academic really though, and of course neither are contagious so nothing to worry about on that score.

[sir wanksalot]

A long time ago since my eczema (and I'm no expert), but I do remember mine tended to be on the inside of my knees/elbows, not the outside. I'm wondering whether her condition is actually psoriasis?

Academic really though, and of course neither are contagious so nothing to worry about on that score.

Don't you mean, "nothing to worry about on that sore" ?

I'll get me coat..........

[winkywanky]