Storm9696:Birmingham:Good punt with a big-arsed,v.attractive youngster,but......

[lagosmargaret]

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Ok ok,really pushed the boat out with this one.Me paying 100/H:H is as rare as teethed hens pecking giant beanstalk seeds out of unicorn manure.But..... was curious,having read several reviews,her being fresh on the scene, and seeing her profile pop up in Brum......


Airwaves:
Mostly texting.  Articulate + prompt replies . Services confirmed . Wanted regular feedback on my progress to hers.Phoned her on arrival.
9.5/10 

         
Splodge Lodge:
Shabby Brum area. Between Cape Hill/City Hospital.
OK re. safety (daytime).Could be dodgy at night. Street parking . Nearby 87 bus stop.
Air BnB  in terraced house.Clean + modern room with en-suite.Pity about location.
Clean towel(or should it be facecloth? Small!)

8/10   

Splash Cash :   £100 : H/H      7.5/10 

Promised Naughties: FK : OWO : CIM : RO :  suited vag porking  : A-Levels ( *not delivered) : rimming on me (*not delivered) . 7.5/10

Storm's Form :

Not more than early 20s IMO                   V. Slight olive skin tinge                                 Furless furrow           
5'4" or 5"                                               Didn't  notice tatts                                         Good hygiene

If you've knobbed Andrea Meddan,she's got a similar build,just a shorter version.Bigger downstairs than pics.
Size 8/10 upper half.  Size 12  thicc lower half.    Defo PAWG class .  BIG + wide bum,with puppy fat.
V.v.small boobs + milk valves-26/28A?   Thicc legs.    Smallish waist .   No real tummy.

Facially,a much younger + prettier version of Bjork,with less eye + eyebrow slant.Fresh-faced,very-to-exceptionally attractive IMO.Long dark hair . Filled lips .Minimal makeup.

Intelligent : well spoken : neutral accent : patient : friendly : time chilled 

9.5/10 


Goodbyes to my century (in Brum,not Lord's) on the way to shower...


Fun + Games

With her peach-coloured bra + panties still on,lay facing each other in the spoons position,cuddling + lightly kissing.Mainly lip ,occasional tongue tips.This ratcheted up the sexual tension a bit, led to underwear being divested.The half cup bra had promised at least  semi-handfuls,but these were tiny bee stings,from an OAP bee with weak venom,whose stings had barely penetrated.Storm in a v.small A cup,not Storm in a T-cup ....Ah well,not really a tit man anyway.....

Continued like this, with me lightly running a finger along her crotch notch,tantalising her button,whilst kissing and breaking off to lip tease her nips.Multi-tasker,me.S eventually went down south for some oral work after tying her hair up.Reasonable,but not electrifying.Decent depth + sloppy,but a tad one-dimensional with a fast,vertical action.Needs to introduce some variation ,handle the todger more delicately + mix it up a bit - inexperience, perhaps? No rimming mentioned/forthcoming.........

Raincoat worn in anticipation of the impending storming of Storm.First, had her from behind.Hey ! What a bumper  ! Came off a juggernaut !  Could have a picnic on it ! Biiiiig,wide,shapely,but not firm,some pigmentation along the cleft.I  grabbed a handful of padding on each bulging bum globe, leaving smutty handprints as I  energetically split her slit for some time.Some gasps + dirty urgings from her.She's got a  pretty,minimal asshole.Remembering her A-level text confirmation (used to come in a white sweat-inducing envelope from the postman in my time!),asked  if she was up for it.Turned down + told it was only available in the 1hr+ booking    .Her refusal right of course,but felt I'd been misled.Had looked forward to ragging her ringpiece....Dampener.....

Onto CG,quite enthusiastic with her riding,but she tended to stay bolt upright and tilt her head away.Could've generated more "intimacy" through eye contact/ leaning in and kissing/allowing some nip-sucking.We started to get tired,so  some more bare cock work with her facing away,coupled with ballpouch licking.Asked her to turn her ass more towards me so I could twist to lap at her flaps.A neat,pinkish,appetising split peach  .Saturated clouds gathered in my bollox,felt ready to rain,so onto the spout into her trout pout.Blasted my bolts into her waiting mouth,one of those CIMs where the girl ladles out the cum with her tongue + lips as quickly as it's spurting in.Formed a puddle on my groin. She went to spit the stragglers.

Recovered + the usual post-shag blag, her life,origins blah blah.Nice,friendly girl.Showered ,departure lip kiss + gone.

7.5/10

A  good ,but not really barnSTORMing meet with a v.good looking,v.young,amiable Kardashian-assed girl.

Marked down for not delivering on rimming and,more importantly, changing the A-level goalposts.Understand she's young,fresh,attractive,a tourer etc + hence may command a premium,but is she worth a Ton per Half at the moment if she shirks on confirmed included services? Hmmmmmm ........Maybe I'm a hypercritical tight git...

A slightly shaky,not utterly emphatic, green card waved on account of her youth,looks,character ,energy + effort,+ my philosophy  of giving the benefit of the doubt.

                                                                                             
V.Attractive IMO                                   
PAWG seekers-she's your unicorn                                                 
Fresh + youthful                                                         
Enthusiastic sex                                                       
Gr8 personality

Indifferences          
Big melon guys-not 4 U
Nomadic


Shouldn't promise  A-levels/Rimming + then renege
VFM at 100 ? Without A-Levels,the jury's out....
Location (TBF,said she was moving)
BJ technique needs variation
AW pics don't quite depict how "bottom half heavy" she currently is

                                     
Return ? If she drops to around 85 : 90 H/H without A-levels/rimming "included",may consider.  Recommend ? The floor is yours.

Didn't get my A-level results today   .Ciao.
 
LM   

[slimdude1]

Great review mate.

I saw Storm last month, I personally had a good time with a few minor hiccups.

I do agree regarding price. Unfortunately, it seems £150 p/h rate is the new £120. Prices in Birmingham are going up and £150 is becoming the norm which is a shame.

Similar to the transfer market..I mean Harry Maguire for £80m? 

[Rated123]

Any reason as to why she refused rimming on you as she mentioned via text she offers it within an half hour booking as long as you shower?

[Wood2017]

The appeal of this girl is great however the choice of incall destination (at least when in Birmingham) has been highlighted in two reviews now to be questionable at best.

She really should source accomodation fitting of the prices charged 

[zid]

Fab review. Thanks

[Barney31]

Thanks for the review, looks really interesting. Looks like she has changed her rules now though and is asking for a £100 deposit! Not for me and I suspect many others will be put off by this 

[ScouserRod]

I think the £100 is for Sugar Daddy negotiations not necessarily for AW meets ?

[lagosmargaret]

Great review mate.

I saw Storm last month, I personally had a good time with a few minor hiccups.

I do agree regarding price. Unfortunately, it seems £150 p/h rate is the new £120. Prices in Birmingham are going up and £150 is becoming the norm which is a shame.

Similar to the transfer market..I mean Harry Maguire for £80m? 

Cheers Dude. Robbie Savage should come out of retirement,he would probably be worth 30mill.

[lagosmargaret]

Any reason as to why she refused rimming on you as she mentioned via text she offers it within an half hour booking as long as you shower?

My bad,I didn't explain the rimming non-delivery clearly in my review.She didn't explicitly refuse the rimming ,it wasn't mentioned by her , just didn't happen,+ I made no attempt to ask/remind her!Why did I ask about the A-Levels + not the rimming,then? It was much higher on my priority list,and I feel this service would constitute a higher part of the fee.

It could be that she'd forgotten,but as a "professional" escort she should know what the client requirements are if they are written in a text + she's confirmed them,+ could remind herself regarding these shortly before the meet.I shouldn't need to remind her,especially at a Ton/Half,IMO.Doubt it was hygiene,as I am entirely depilated-genitals/perineum/ass crack/asshole + shower on site seconds before a romp,scrubbing downstairs thoroughly.
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Other alternatives are she just didn't fancy it for whatever personal reason,or she uses rimming as an extra layer of sweetener to draw custom,without much intention of fulfilling.

LM

[lagosmargaret]

The appeal of this girl is great however the choice of incall destination (at least when in Birmingham) has been highlighted in two reviews now to be questionable at best.

She really should source accomodation fitting of the prices charged 

Concur.TBF to her,she said she'd been misled by the AirBnB ad,and was moving after my visit.Zillions of "escort friendly" hotels down the Hagley Rd that could be booked for a reasonable/similar price.

LM 

[lagosmargaret]

Fab review. Thanks

Cheers,Z.

[lagosmargaret]

Thanks for the review, looks really interesting. Looks like she has changed her rules now though and is asking for a £100 deposit! Not for me and I suspect many others will be put off by this 

Cheers,B31.

[The Owl]

Andrea Meddan had (probably still has) a great body, that alone would interest me in this escort but it seems like she doesn't have the same professional attitude to the job. The promising of services then denied along with the looking away and cum dumping during the CIM don't appeal. I think you were right to add the word but at the end of your review title.