I know, I know... I said I was done and now I'm back. Well, I wish I had listened to my inner voice. The one that tells you not to be a muppet. I quit after a terrible punt last time out. Call it the icing on a lumpy cake (with only a few tasty mouthfuls along the way). But was I too hasty? I had originally planned to run this escort phase thru to Sept. So maybe I should give another girl ago. It couldn't be as bad as the last one, right? Wrong!
This is the number I contacted...
External Link/Members OnlyThis is the number that responded...
External Link/Members OnlyNotice the age discrepancy. I didn't.
What can I say here? Well, first off, the woman - I can't honestly call her a girl because trades description might be monitoring - wasn't 23, she wasn't even 31, she had to be well into her 40s - either that or she's had a very hard life! 100% not the girl in photos - I mean, not even close. Not even if they were taken 15 years ago. This woman was amiable, basically polite. And that's the only good thing I can say. Now, I don't enjoy sitting here slagging women off like some misogynistic bell-end who has to insult others to make themselves feel good. A playground bully I am not. But with blatantly misleading profiles like that, it would be remiss of me not to point out a few home truths. This woman was not attractive. She looked like someone's mother-in-law. She was short and fat. Had I been the kind of dick who would do such a thing, I'd have told her same and walked, money in pocket. I'm too nice for my own good. I hate to upset people, even at my own cost. I can't even say she was good at her job. What a miserable experience. I may be able to laugh about this one day. But not right now. That absolutely is it. I'm truly done. I should've stuck to my guns. Dundee's the UK's arsehole (in more ways than one). I QUIT. Goodbye all and - seriously - good luck!!
