Author Topic: Eva – Chinese Girl - Notting Hill - 007 Escorts  (Read 2487 times)


10 review(s) for Miss Lan (1 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by stuart.]

Offline simplystu

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I debated about giving Eva a negative review, but there were a few positives with hindsight.

Price

£160 for an hour + £30 for DFK.

Comms

I wanted a Chinese girl specifically and my first choice Min on 007 wasn’t available.  I didn’t like the look of Lin, and Jasmine at 007 said Eva was the only other Chinese girl they had.  I suggested a time and asked Jasmine to confirm whether Eva offers DFK.  Text back fairly promptly saying my time was OK and DFK was £30.  I confirmed the booking.

Location

1st floor flat close to tube, shared with another escort apparently.  Eva’s bedroom had a closed curtain across the middle, but what I saw was clean and serviceable.

Girl

Definitely the girl on the agency’s website.  Initially dressed in the usual cosplay school outfit that suits petite Asians so well, but that soon came off to reveal her rather stunning body with perfect small natural tits and a small mound of pubic hair.  Her knowledge of English is basic.

Action

She took me to the bathroom first and gave me some mouthwash, even though my oral hygiene is fine, then to the bedroom and she told me to take off my clothes while she undressed.  I expected some kisses and cuddles before we got onto the bed, then more when we were there.  But it was straight onto the bed and she kept turning her head away when I tried to kiss her.  When I asked her for a kiss she let me brush her lips with mine for around 15-20 seconds, then turned away again.

Eva offered me a massage, which I declined, so she started to go down on me.  I asked for OWO, which she was OK about but preceded her actions with lots of spray soap and wet wipes.  Her OWO was much softer than I like and when I asked her to turn round for 69, she said no.

After a brief few minutes she stopped and put a condom on me.  I reminded her that I had booked a whole hour in case she thought I was there for a ‘quickie’.  But no change.  I tried to kiss her again but she turned away again.  I reminded her that I had paid £30 for DFK, and she said that I had already had it!  I was incredulous and started going soft at the thought that I was being ripped-off.

Nevertheless she got me hard again and straddled me CG-style.  I was pleasantly surprised at how great she felt then – wonderfully tight and moist.  She started making obviously fake moans, which I actually found quite sexy, then suddenly tripled her speed and pressure on me, and I came in a couple of minutes, just after thinking how the session was turning-out to be a total waste of time and money.

She cleaned me up then turned her back on me to reply to a text.  I asked for some kisses and cuddles, which she declined again, but offered me a massage, which I declined again.  Then she went back to her phone.  I lay there for a couple more minutes then gave up and went home.

All told, I was in there for 30 minutes, and it was the first time I have ever left a punt so early.

Positives

Eva has a wonderful body and the few minutes of actual sex we had were fantastic!

Negatives

Most disappointing was the promised and specifically paid-for DFK never really happened, and Eva’s service was generally impersonal and cold. I also missed 69 or RO – I’ve never had anyone refuse them before. 

Would I go back?  No way!  But a small consolation – I fed my disappointment back to Jasmine at 007 and she has promised me a £30 discount on my next booking.  She also said that I should have told her my likes in the first place, and she would have advised me on who to book.


Offline Muzmuz

Thanks for the review. I think you’ve been very generous to give a neutral rating considering she didn’t properly provide the service you had paid extra for. Well done though for complaining to the agency and getting a discount on your next punt. :hi:

I’ve added a link to her other reviews which also has her Adultwork profile.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=20826

Offline LLPunting

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Thanks for the review  :drinks:

You're being more than kind by giving this a Neutral.

You paid 190 for 60 mins and only stayed for 30!!!! 

Sure you're getting 30 off the next booking (if you ever use the agency again) but seriously, for the "few minutes of actual sex"?!

Dude, agency should be giving you more than the 30.

Offline simplystu

Thanks for the review. I think you’ve been very generous to give a neutral rating considering she didn’t properly provide the service you had paid extra for. Well done though for complaining to the agency and getting a discount on your next punt. :hi:

I’ve added a link to her other reviews which also has her Adultwork profile.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=20826

Thanks.  She didn't try to charge me extra for OWO, and flatly refused RO and 69.  She let me touch her boobs and pussy.  All different to previous reviewers' experiences, although it is definitely the same girl.  Maybe she just makes up her rules and pricing as she goes along.

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Thanks.  She didn't try to charge me extra for OWO, and flatly refused RO and 69.  She let me touch her boobs and pussy.  All different to previous reviewers' experiences, although it is definitely the same girl.  Maybe she just makes up her rules and pricing as she goes along.

Oh crap, she really didn't want you hanging about!   :thumbsdown:

Really hope the next one is much better.  Have you tried the Thai agencies?  The reviews seem to be fairly good at the moment.  Or the new Chinese girl CiCi everyone was excited about until a neg rolled in?   :unknown:

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CiCi was going to be my next, but I saw the B&S review.  I really fancied her from the initial positive, especially as I am hoping to find a good Chinese girl at the moment.  I will try another 007 girl next week to use my discount.  Jasmine recommended Patty, who has positive reviews.

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Thanks for the review.

This is a stonewall negative for me I don't care how hot she looks. A total rip off!
Banned reason: Previously banned (Sean70) - Pimp, dangerous and using UKP review threats to demand extra services
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Offline simplystu

Is there a standard for positive/neutral/negative?  I have seen some girls being given negatives because they wouldn't do certain things, eg ws, but that wouldn't be a turn-off for me.  And vice-versa, girls not doing things that the reviewer didn't care about that would be a deal-breaker for me.  I know everyone is different and that we are all looking for something slightly different from everyone else.  There can't be a 'one size fits all'.

I was thinking of giving a positive when the punt was good.  Neutral if the punt went ahead but was a mix of good and bad.  Negative if the punt didn't happen for some reason other than illness and suchlike.

However, if you think my meeting with Eva deserved a negative review, I will adjust my thinking accordingly.

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So, you paid £190 and...
* She refused 69
* Rushed service
* Refused kissing (which you paid extra for!)
* Used her phone (and obviously wanted you to GTFO so she could steal money from the next sucker)
* Declined kisses and cuddles
* Used her phone again (WTF?!!)
* The paid for 1-hour session obviously ended at 30 minutes

In other words, the type of shitty rushed vanilla service you could get with a £60 young Romanian. Sounds like a huge rip-off and shit service. She was on my hotlist, but no longer with that ripoff price and crap service. I'll save money with the Thais and get anal and CIM for 150/hour, or see two or nearly three budget Chinese girls for that price.



Is there a standard for positive/neutral/negative?  I have seen some girls being given negatives because they wouldn't do certain things, eg ws, but that wouldn't be a turn-off for me.  And vice-versa, girls not doing things that the reviewer didn't care about that would be a deal-breaker for me.  I know everyone is different and that we are all looking for something slightly different from everyone else.  There can't be a 'one size fits all'.

I was thinking of giving a positive when the punt was good.  Neutral if the punt went ahead but was a mix of good and bad.  Negative if the punt didn't happen for some reason other than illness and suchlike.

However, if you think my meeting with Eva deserved a negative review, I will adjust my thinking accordingly.
It's also important to think of the experience within the context of what you paid. If you had only paid £60-70 it *might* be a positive. But you paid her £190 (£380 per hour) which is way over what a even a high end girl would charge, yet you got poor service.

You can still change the review to negative if you'd like.
« Last Edit: August 17, 2019, 10:18:00 pm by JayEZ2K »

Offline simplystu

You can still change the review to negative if you'd like.

Thanks JayEZ2K.  I can see that the review should be negative. Can I amend my original review, or should I post another?  Sorry, I'm fairly new to being active on here.

I have also uploaded a negative review on 007's website, but I don't expect them to publish it.

Offline Fully Sated

Thanks JayEZ2K.  I can see that the review should be negative. Can I amend my original review, or should I post another?  Sorry, I'm fairly new to being active on here.

I have also uploaded a negative review on 007's website, but I don't expect them to publish it.

I have changed the rating to negative for you Simplystu.

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Thanks JayEZ2K.  I can see that the review should be negative. Can I amend my original review, or should I post another?  Sorry, I'm fairly new to being active on here.

I have also uploaded a negative review on 007's website, but I don't expect them to publish it.
Thanks for reviewing, BTW. And not only does it help us, others' advice will also help you along to get the best experiences and VFM. (Just as everyone here has helped me along.)

Offline nervyfooker

I have had numerous punts with Thai agency girls over the years and have
never been been asked extra for anything.They either offer a service within
150/hr or they don't.Always confirm with the girl before handing over the cash
and do not pay extra.

Offline simplystu

I have changed the rating to negative for you Simplystu.

Many thanks Fully Sated, and thanks to everyone for the advice.  I can see me getting more from being on here by being active rather than just lurking.

Offline simplystu

Just to round this thread off, I saw Patty (007’s recommendation after my negative experience with Eva), and had a good time.  I’ll post a positive review shortly.  There was no problem getting the £30 discount 007 promised me.

And surprise surprise, 007 published my negative feedback of Eva, on their website:  External Link/Members Only