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Hi everyone

Im new to the site which i found on google and wish i had found this site before i had paid t.i.n.k.e.r.b.e.l.l visit!

Just to start off with i like my women with a bit of meat on, big arse big tits ect ect.....

So i thought i would like t.i.n.k.e.r.b.e.l.l but when she opened the door i was in for a shock! she massive!!! she more than a BBW, she burn your arse on a light bulb sort of thing, she must be pushing 25-30 stone! her pictures must be 4 or 5 years out of date! but for some reason i didnt walk away which i should of done! So i walk up to her flat which is a little bit tatty but not too bad and pay her for an hour session £90 and before i even had a chance to try and get hard she took all her clothes off and it was the last thing i wanted really! she got a massive belly! and misshaped boobs and arse, so i get on the bed and i thought i'll try to turn it into a blowjob-rimjob and facial session because i didn't want to fuck her or give her any oral sex which i had planned to do. Anyway she was trying her hardest to give me a hardon no matter what she did it wasn't happening! she tired sucking me off and then a rimjob which felt ok but  everytime i got a semi hardon i looked down at her and it went soft again mainly because I'm 6ft with a decent build but i felt so small compared to her just having this massive planet on the end of my nob! After about 35 min i said to her it aint going to happen and started to get dressed, as i was getting dressed she said to me loads of blokes have not got hardons in the past (i thought to myself i wonder why that is!!) i did think about asking for some money back but i just wanted to get out of there! plus i did make her lick my ring-hole haha.

Positives: She was a nice person and she did try very hard to make it work and i think she would do anything you would ask.

THE NEGATIVES: she far too big! if you like a meaty girl then shes not for you trust me! save yourself the money! but if you like them massive times 2! then crack on!  and i forgot to say she also got a hairy top lip!  :vomit:








2 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Roland D Hay

That sounds like a horrendous experience. We've all been there but you've got to learn to say thanks but no thanks before walking away. I've even taking to printing a picture off their profile page to take along with me in case she disagrees that she's not like her profile pics.
She was big even on her profile pics so she must have been fucking enormous.

Yeah. I have been there with tinkerbell myself. Should've walked. Didn't. She tried her best and so did I but christ almighty that is a big unit. She's a three man job at best. Lovely girl, but she'll be dead at 45 if she doesn't put the pies down.

That sounds like a horrendous experience. We've all been there but you've got to learn to say thanks but no thanks before walking away. I've even taking to printing a picture off their profile page to take along with me in case she disagrees that she's not like her profile pics.
She was big even on her profile pics so she must have been fucking enormous.

Thats a good idea. She was about my limit in her pictures plus it was a rush booking right time right place sort of thing. Thinking back what the fuck was i thinking! i still have the nightmares now! I had to come on here and get it off my chest and hopefully and stop some poor bloke doing the same.

jcdmj12

That's shame, she's a really pretty girl in her photos.  She should really be more honest with her pics, as there are some guys who are into seriously huge women who would be delighted, I'm sure.

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Offline spz1234

I have seen Tinkerbell and yes, she was somewhat bigger than I expected. I still had a good time but appreciate that she certainly isn't for everyone.

been a follower on here since a painful falling out/breakup with my regular girl end of last year, thought i'd weigh in on this one as tink was my 2nd ever punt around 3 years back, have to agree she is a bigger girl than her photos suggest and i found her a bit grumpy if memory serves although a nice genuine girl with it, as so often its a case of knowing what you're getting and the photos should reflect that

been a follower on here since a painful falling out/breakup with my regular girl end of last year, thought i'd weigh in on this one as tink was my 2nd ever punt around 3 years back, have to agree she is a bigger girl than her photos suggest and i found her a bit grumpy if memory serves although a nice genuine girl with it, as so often its a case of knowing what you're getting and the photos should reflect that

she must of been hungry!  :lol:

lol from the size of her i suspect thats the norm with tink i don't know if shes any bigger than she was 3 years back but even then she looked like she'd swallowed an armchair  :D


lol from the size of her i suspect thats the norm with tink i don't know if shes any bigger than she was 3 years back but even then she looked like she'd swallowed an armchair  :D
how on earth has she got away with it on adultwork ratings! we cant be the only blokes who think the same or some bloke must be very easy to please!

ilove2lick (8)   13/12/2011 21:09   Seeking Services
    lovely woman, curves in all the right places and is awesome at oral. Will definitely visit again, thanks for a great time.

got to be fucking joking!

how on earth has she got away with it on adultwork ratings! we cant be the only blokes who think the same or some bloke must be very easy to please!
well have to say i'm a sucker for a pretty face its what counts to me above all else so being a bit on the big side or a bit too skinny i'll generally forgive but despite being a looker tinks space-hopper sized belly and mountainous arse were a bridge too far even for me  :thumbsdown:

Offline daffon

I'm astonished at the disparity between the pics of this girl and the reviews. We are all familiar with bait and switch or photoshop, even with pictures which are a couple of years old. However the profile shows a girl who is bordering on anorexic with a very hot youthful skinny body and the reports describe a huge gross woman.

I'm sorry for her (as well as myself, selfishly) that this should have happened to her. Happened to one of my favourite porn girls 'lil candy' too - from waif to butterball.

Oh well, at least I won't be traipsing over to Harwich to be let down.

I'm astonished at the disparity between the pics of this girl and the reviews. We are all familiar with bait and switch or photoshop, even with pictures which are a couple of years old. However the profile shows a girl who is bordering on anorexic with a very hot youthful skinny body and the reports describe a huge gross woman.

I'm sorry for her (as well as myself, selfishly) that this should have happened to her. Happened to one of my favourite porn girls 'lil candy' too - from waif to butterball.

Oh well, at least I won't be traipsing over to Harwich to be let down.
did you click on the link in the o.p. daffon? even the pics of tink on her profile show her to be a long way from anorexic and in real life she's well bigger  ;)

I saw tink about 3 or 4 years back too. I was absolutely gagging to blow my load and she was cheap and available. Definitely fatter than advertised, even back then, but it was a lesson learnt as every bbw I've seen has been a fat munter rather than a curvy goddess!
Anyway, normally I would have taken 5 mins to blow my load but her smelly pits and sweaty minge  :vomit: slowed me right down and I lasted the full half hour of trying to shove my cock down her throat before I sprayed a big load over her face.
It was a very good session actually, I still remember it as being one of the best punts I've had in the 'cheap slut' category. Funnily enough I haven't been back though. 

Offline meinster

Hi I went to see Tinkerbell in June 2014' I think it was the worst experience possible the smell was awful couldn't take anything  but hand job she wasn't interested and did as little as possible . would have left but she grabbed the cash
so I wanted something glad get home and have a shower in Dettol.
Absolutely horrendous this was my first punt and nearly gave up altogether.she seems to have disappeared thank god!
Hopefully this will help to warn others STEER CLEAR you have been warned

Offline blue80

I'm so pleased you have dragged up a topic that has been dead for 18 months to tell us about something that happened 18 months ago on a profile that is no longer active

Your 1st post is perfect can't wait to see what post number 2 brings

Online samsung1

I'm so pleased you have dragged up a topic that has been dead for 18 months to tell us about something that happened 18 months ago on a profile that is no longer active

Your 1st post is perfect can't wait to see what post number 2 brings


Any info/ intelligence is always welcome on a wg.  :mad:




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