Author Topic: CandiKayneUK - Bury BL9 - maybe, maybe not, now you see me, now you don't!  (Read 1960 times)


22 review(s) for CandiKayneUK (17 positive, 1 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by threechilliman]

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I'd had my eye on Candi Kayne for a considerable period of time as she popped up locally from time to time but never got the real urge to make contact. I've 'reviewed' some of her porn and liked what I saw - a filthy bird with a filthy gob on her, my kind of thing when the mood takes me. Indeed I even went to the lengths of creating a HL for girls who toured to my area so I could quickly find those of interest and get a heads up on when they were likely to be in the area. The only real issue was pricing - £200/hr is just too much even for a porn star these days, although her half hour rate at £100 was slightly more palatable (whilst still bloody expensive) but even so, the price had prevented me from booking what would have been a half hour. I was studying my little list one evening when I clicked on her profile and noticed that those rates had taken a tumble - 80 quid for a half hour, 150 for an hour - must be short of bookings. OK I can wear that, so reckoned I'd book her next time she was about...........which took a bit of doing!


She moves around and those prices go up and down faster than her knickers. Next time I looked we were back to a ton per half hour but that was in London. Then we were back down again and at this stage I messaged her to see when she'd next be back in my area, to which she replied quite promptly, although she actually pitched up the day before she said in the end which was no good to me (attempt No 1). She does post where she's visiting on her profile, but the plan doesn't always become reality as I found out a couple of weeks later. I'd taken note that she wasn't going to be in my area that week, then during one of my routine morning searches her face pops up. As I'd planned for 'being ready' I quickly fired off an AW message to check whether she were free at the time I wanted and waited to hear back - which I did, but only after a near 12 hour wait and long after the time I wanted (attempt No 2). In fairness she did say she'd been fully booked (some of you guys must have inside info cos there were nowt on her profile advertising it until her profile appeared) so I just replied by saying I'd keep a lookout for her. Could be that she's got busy (porn star with rates comparable to A N Other WG??) so I reckoned I'd need to up my game to get a booking - a challenge which I sometimes enjoy. Made me laugh actually as it added something of 'the thrill of the chase' to things. Last one I remember being as difficult to nail down were that sexyrebecca11 bird - fuck me she were hard work. Well folks, Frau Kayne has old Rebecca on toast.....


Now there's no guidance on her profile as to the best way of arranging a booking - simply call, text or message, but what I recall had worked with SR11 was that texting on the day was best, so I made this my plan. A week or two later I had another stab at pinning her down - price this time was £90 for half an hour. I saw the day before she were going to be around so thought I'd just text on the day and chance my arm. Checked first thing and her location was as predicted, then her green light went on. 'I'm in here' I thought so after making a brew, I find my punting phone and am about to text her when I notice her location has changed - now she's in fucking Warrington! (attempt No 3).


The following week she showed availability in advance, so I sent her a message via AW. She responded some time later to say the time and date were fine so I just said I'd text on the day and and she confirmed all was OK. I checked her profile for updates the night before and saw her location set to Cheadle and also her half hour rate was back to a hundred quid. 'Well, if it stays at that rate tomorrow, she'll be getting a knock back' I thought. The following day she was still showing as per the previous evening but I sent the confirmation text anyway, just in case - if she was free we'd be having a discussion about price before I went ahead. The text was met with radio silence...... (attempt No 4)


Now I guess some will be wondering why I persevere? Put simply, my scope for punting is generally very limited both in terms of time and location these days so it's basically a case of 'making the best of a bad job'. Of all the girls available to me, I've either seen them or they're of no interest once they've been run through the UKP DD filter. So it's really a case of seeing who turns up day-to-day at the local whoretel and going from there. If I said plan A was to try Candi Kayne and plan B was not to punt at all, perhaps that'd make sense.


Another week or two and the night before I see her location is once again set to Bury. OK, a text in the morning will be sent and indeed it was. I didn't have long to wait for a reply either, confirming that she was available when I wanted. I texted back to say 'See you later' and then sat back to wonder what her excuse would be this time. About ten minutes later a text from her appeared and my word, this was a belter. Ever had that feeling you might have been bumped? No need to wonder for me, she just came out with it - she were cancelling my booking due to somebody else wanting a much longer booking. So that was that (attempt No 5). At least she's honest...


So there we have it. How some of the previous reviewers have made a booking stick with this girl defeats me. A complete waste of time IMO and a girl who takes bookings with no regard for where or indeed, if she's going to be working. Put simply, easily the worst comm's and organisation I've experienced with a girl in 5 years punting. In summary, arrogant and ignorant in equal measure - and I'll bet I'm not the first to experience this with her.......


So, a big, fat red one from me.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2019, 06:08:19 pm by threechilliman »

Offline Steve McQueen

Thanks for the review TCM. I admire your perseverance and patience. I also have limited availability at the moment so it is good to know who to avoid. SM

Offline frankc

Thanks for the review Pal, that's a lot of fucking about...at least you've saved yourself a few bob

Offline Tonyg

tbh pal, in retrospect Id have given her a positive for not turning up!
Banned reason: Abusive to other members.
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Offline lewisjones23

at least she was honest about it and didnt give the usuals

- sick family member  :dash:
- car broken down  :dash:  :dash:
- landlord turned up (even touring WG staying in hotels use that  :lol::dash:  :dash:  :dash:

Sounds like she isnt worth the trouble

Offline Moby Dick

You do right to bring her shut comms and booking difficulties to our attention :thumbsup:
Hopefully she will take note and become more reliable and professional.
A few more negs and she will be need of a good booking :sarcastic:

Offline Clitheroelad

Given Tonyg's FR I reckon you dodged a bullet there 3CM. Another one who thinks fucking on a cheap Sony camcorder from Currys makes her an LA porn star.

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Given Tonyg's FR I reckon you dodged a bullet there 3CM. Another one who thinks fucking on a cheap Sony camcorder from Currys makes her an LA porn star.

That pisses me off too, these WG'S who have done a couple of shitty low budget British pron scenes & then think they're fkn Jenna Jameson or Stormy Daniels & charging ridiculous rates  :wackogirl: