After reading some of the fellow punter reviews, decided to try Thai Lisa. Was quite intrigued by some of the comments about her slow striptease and ‘boom boom’ reference. This is about 6 weeks ago.
External Link/Members OnlyBooking: Made via text message and relatively easy to book. Agreed the rate and 1hr B2B for £80 on the phone.
Location: About 7min walk from the Stratford station. Texted her close to the mentioned postcode and she guided me to her small flat. Was a quite afternoon, so no issues. The room was small bed-sit and bit cluttered, however clean.
Looks: As others mentioned, seems around 40 with passable looks, heavily make-up face, nice rack and a nice smile.
Service: Was greeted warmly and immediately being seated in the small couch and offered water. We sorted paperwork. I was quite horny already and wanted to get started but she was in no hurry at all. She does her (what I consider a really amusing) slow strip tease taking off her black leather skirt, showing her ass and then slowly opening her bra to show her very good size boobs. I immediately wanted to suck them, but was discouraged. I felt she wasn’t really interested in getting her nipples sucked. By that time half of my excitement had gone, and I thought let me go with her flow.
Asked to lay on my back on the massage table. The massage was average, with some hard elbow rubbing after I pointed that my shoulder needs attention. I think I drifted into sleep mode after about 20’. So I would say the massage was good, though no way close to some of the more experienced massages I have experienced at Osterley girls. Her oily boobs were definitely registered as they moved up and down my body, while she was still standing.
Asked to turn around after about 40’ post some nice CC swipes. Immediately attention went to the little fella. I tried to suck her nipples, but by this time they were too oily. What followed was some very amusing vocals from Lisa while she was trying hard to make me cum. I had honestly lost my interest but was definitely keen to have a blast.
I eventually decided to take natter in my left hand, while I used my right hand to explore her body. At that time she started to suck at my nipples, which eventually made me cum.
Then quick cleaning and I went into the shower for a quick wash before I head back to work.
Overall just about an ok experience. Would not return.
Won’t call it negative because I think Lisa tried in her own way to make it an exciting event, but this just didn’t click with me.
