Author Topic: Gorgeous Linda - User ID 2375441  (Read 5777 times)


8 review(s) for Gorgeous_Linda (4 positive, 3 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

incognitomosquito

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In summary to my review - Linda has a gorgeous face but unfortunately her lack of confidence, her overly sensitive clit and her lacklustre performance during mish and doggy marred the whole experience.  She is a lovely and friendly lass with a great husky voice, which was under-utilised.

Also she has a huge birth mark all over her left breast, which was fine for me but I would suspect that it might disappoint some punters expecting perfect like skin all over.  It does look like a bruise of some sort and initially when I couldn't see the whole breast I thought it was scars from some kind of chest acne.  The rest of her body is fine complexion wise...so if you can get over the birth mark, physically she's fine...a bit soft, but fine.

The Blemished Eva Mendes
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Positives

- Locations was great.  She operates in an apartment located very close to where Butterfly Karen does but it's not on the same street.  Apartment was clean and well facilitated.

- AW pictures are certainly representative and especially for her face.  What you see is ALMOST what you get.  Almost...

- Her face is gorgeous and it does look a little similar to Eva Mendes...ofc her body does not .  She's a soft woman with some flesh on her but don't expect toned and slim. When she lies down and relaxes though, it looks very attractive.  However because she is attractive, you notice those imperfections ever so more. Well I do anyways!

- OWO was on offer and she allowed me to do RO.  There was some light FK and she was passionate during some parts of the deed.  Not enough though!

- I did have a good release!

- Very friendly lass, who tries very hard to communicate despite her English being pretty less than mediocre.  She's also very accommodating during sex and after.  Anything and everything I requested, she did comply with. 

Negatives

- She doesn't answer the phone herself.  A young and sexy handler does it.  False advertising! Grrrr. It's very minor though.  The real gorgeous Linda has a deeper and huskier voice.  It's still feminine though.

- OWO technique was a bit weird.  I was very rock hard during it though and her gorgeous face sucking my cock did make me think 'wow' during the act, but it was intermittent and she stopped before I instructed her to do so.

- I asked for doggy...and we had to stop because she became ridiculously sensitive.  I did ask if she was in pain, but she reassured me she wasn't.  Then during mish, I felt like her performance really fell flat at times.  Don't get me wrong, when she thought I was going to cum, she'd moan and kiss me passionately and was sensual.  However when I went slow to enjoy myself and to please her somewhat, she look like she was in pain and I felt like she just wanted the 'ordeal' to be over.  At this point (and luckily my cock was still hard) I had to imagine a milf scenario yet again to help with the release.

- She faked orgasm.  No bloody need!
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So in the end, a real shame to be honest. I always dislike having to imagine a scenario to make myself to cum, but then to be fair to her, I did see another lass before hand and I was feeling a little tired and dehydrated.  If the mish and doggy was more passionate and sensual, this would have easily been marked as a positive.  I possibly may have caught her on a bad day...since she did seem a little sore down there.  But if she could develop her sensual-ness and use her natural beauty to her advantage she could have been a fantastic punt.
« Last Edit: March 08, 2014, 08:58:38 pm by incognitomosquito »

incognitomosquito

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Right...quoted myself when I wanted to modify....oh dear!
« Last Edit: March 08, 2014, 08:59:51 pm by incognitomosquito »

dilettante

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I've just seen her IM - on the train back I remembered you'd written about her so was looking forward to comparing notes when I got home.  I'll hopefully do a FR shortly.  I had hoped to see Amanda but she no longer had a free slot when I finally decided to go for it, thus I was stuck at XXX station thumbing down the contacts in my punting phone and thought I'd give her a shot in preference to one of Stapler's massooses.  An hour later I was being greeted at the door by one gorgeous girl in just her underwear that had me thumbing an hour's worth of notes out of my wallet as quickly as I could get them onto the bed.   I always start waxing lyrical given half a chance so I'll just summarise -

- very very friendly, there's really no hostility or negativity or anything in her face, very soulful eyes
- I found her very voluptuous, I've met plenty of girls like her I've really wanted to fuck, when her age, quite fleshy yes.  Lovely breasts.
- Quite responsive sexually, seemed to be enjoying it and let me finger her too

Yes she was a bit 'touchy' - didn't like my watch against her body when necking, didn't like my short facial hair against her during RO, I tried to rim her but it would have been easier to catch an eel with my tongue so just gave up on that.

Had a cracking orgasm (6 weeks' worth), she just let me lie there for ages afterwards, very warm and cuddly.

Finished with a massage (quite a short hour really but no chance of popping twice and very cheap), was able to hold a reasonable conversation with her.

If I'd paid £90 or £100 I might be a bit pissed off but as it is am very satisfied.

incognitomosquito

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Glad you enjoyed her, re-reading my review, I'm a little surprised that I wasn't as negative as I initially thought and I bloody forgot who I saw earlier in the day too...

I've been sinking all my beans into Beautiful Anna a few times this week already...who I'm totally enchanted by, despite the fact that on paper her personality, her likes and what not are not my cup of tea at all.  In fact some of her views are pretty detestable.  Her breath was also a little smelly for two out of the four meets, but her gorgeous lines as she lies there all seductively, the sight of that no go zone pussy and the fact she looks like some high and mighty Arabian princess when I'm drilling her and she refuses to look at me and hides her upper body are strangely huge turn ons...still having trouble on the release front, so I've decided to give it a rest for a while....

dilettante

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Sorry to hear that IM, yes good idea to have a rest for a few weeks, I will be now.  Anna's on my HL too but I'll wait and see what other reports she gets before seeing her I think.

FR for Linda - External Link/Members Only.  Should also mention she sent me a really sweet reply to my thank-you email - goes a long way considering how many girls rave about you on the job then ignore any correspondence afterwards.

incognitomosquito

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Fantastic, poetic and a truly joyful read as always.

Thank you.

And believe it or not, if I could afford to be next to Anna, every day of the week...having that rather superficial companionship and listen to her shallow views and contradictory comments, of which I am guilty of myself, I would do so in an instant...I'm glad you found Linda to be as attractive as you've described, she's certainly worthy of those comments and I might return to this lady one day, who find's my 'by the way' statement hilarious.

dilettante

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Likewise your own, we say a lot of the same things, eg the way she sort of folds into the space on the bed.

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 :D
Same situation with LINDA!
She is absolutely arogant girl! She look different in real and really don't like girls who just talk too much and don't want work! I pay for sex NO for talking!

 Faked orgasm! It was funny!

yorkshire123

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Same situation with LINDA!
She is absolutely arogant girl! She look different in real and really don't like girls who just talk too much and don't want work! I pay for sex NO for talking!

 Faked orgasm! It was funny!

Ignore this cunt, he/she is a fucking idiot
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=33156.0;topicseen

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according to her profile she is still on holiday ?!

broksonic

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Same situation with LINDA!
She is absolutely arogant girl! She look different in real and really don't like girls who just talk too much and don't want work! I pay for sex NO for talking!

 Faked orgasm! It was funny!

Your review on Gorgeous linda was vindictive ,and I doubt you have even really seen her.    incognitomosquito review on the other hand is very helpful, and obviously he has seen her.