Author Topic: Mai Lin 55 year old Thai - Jewellery Quarter - Birmingham  (Read 3995 times)

Offline Rook69

As the review police have been hounding me of late I thought I had better keep to my terms of bail and post one.

Went to see the reasonably well reviewed Mai Lin over at the Jewellery quarter for an hour session yesterday afternoon as I had a free afternoon and some cash burning a hole.

Comms - excellent, she replied to texts within minutes and all arrangements made. Address sent quickly.

Parking:- Was expecting a real problem but managed to grab a pay and display street park very easily. I could have probably found a free space but didn't want to chance getting lost or stuck in traffic.

Meeting:- Her place is a little difficult to find but a quick call and she will guide you in (she can see you from the window and punters must be very conspicuous lol). Mai is a small, mid to late fifties Thai and was wearing a little black dress with bra and thong (as I quickly found out). She is very nice and polite and I was very relaxed with her company. Agreed on the hour massage that started with me stripping off and lying face down - she stripped down to aforementioned undies and started the massage with a foot wash (which was weird but pleasant). The massage was more sensual than therapeutic but I was given the option so I can't comment on her proper massage ability. She did a lot of CC swipes and hand slides underneath - so if that's what your looking for, you won't be disappointed.
At length I turned over and she fully stripped to show a body that was I found very nice to look at. I think she was a little self conscious as she commented on her age and how its affected her - perhaps some nasty comments from another punter, I don't know, but she advertised her age very clearly so don't be a dick.
Agreed HE which she did with oil and a gloved finger teasing my ass. No complaints.
Had a shower, with her in the bathroom with me. Not assisted but the bathroom is shared with another flat so she stays with you to make sure it's all clear.
Lots of cuddles and.promises from her about how much fun the next visit will be, her private number and a bottle of water plus a few choccys.

Verdict:- Massage, fun and a HE for £60. Will I return, very.possibly, the only issue is getting there but as much as it's a pain with traffic and parking - I think she probably provides a better experience than a lot of what's on offer for the same cash.

Review done, the review police will probably be over to give me a congratulatory shoeing later.  :D


Offline Rook69

Thanks - posting links from my phone never seems to work.

Offline seandana

As the review police have been hounding me of late I thought I had better keep to my terms of bail and post one.

Went to see the reasonably well reviewed Mai Lin over at the Jewellery quarter for an hour session yesterday afternoon as I had a free afternoon and some cash burning a hole.

Comms - excellent, she replied to texts within minutes and all arrangements made. Address sent quickly.

Parking:- Was expecting a real problem but managed to grab a pay and display street park very easily. I could have probably found a free space but didn't want to chance getting lost or stuck in traffic.

Meeting:- Her place is a little difficult to find but a quick call and she will guide you in (she can see you from the window and punters must be very conspicuous lol). Mai is a small, mid to late fifties Thai and was wearing a little black dress with bra and thong (as I quickly found out). She is very nice and polite and I was very relaxed with her company. Agreed on the hour massage that started with me stripping off and lying face down - she stripped down to aforementioned undies and started the massage with a foot wash (which was weird but pleasant). The massage was more sensual than therapeutic but I was given the option so I can't comment on her proper massage ability. She did a lot of CC swipes and hand slides underneath - so if that's what your looking for, you won't be disappointed.
At length I turned over and she fully stripped to show a body that was I found very nice to look at. I think she was a little self conscious as she commented on her age and how its affected her - perhaps some nasty comments from another punter, I don't know, but she advertised her age very clearly so don't be a dick.
Agreed HE which she did with oil and a gloved finger teasing my ass. No complaints.
Had a shower, with her in the bathroom with me. Not assisted but the bathroom is shared with another flat so she stays with you to make sure it's all clear.
Lots of cuddles and.promises from her about how much fun the next visit will be, her private number and a bottle of water plus a few choccys.

Verdict:- Massage, fun and a HE for £60. Will I return, very.possibly, the only issue is getting there but as much as it's a pain with traffic and parking - I think she probably provides a better experience than a lot of what's on offer for the same cash.

Review done, the review police will probably be over to give me a congratulatory shoeing later.  :D

cheers for the review definitely one for my hit list  :thumbsup:

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Rock,
The acid test will be if she does offer more on the next visit. Let us know please.

Offline Rook69

Will do - I did think it might be the usual "love you long time next time" stuff but who knows.
Could be fun finding out.  :)

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Thanks Rook, very witty re ‘review police’.....they do seem to get a tad excited but I guess it is a review site. 👍👍


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A lot of guys might pay well for a good shoeing.  :rolleyes:

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I am trying to see her today
We won't be expecting a review from you

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I have seen her on last Thursday, unfortunately she is the worst massage therapist I have ever had, very talktive, and kicked me out within 40 minutes, I really regretted to not go for my regular Li in Coventry.

She was not even massaging me, she was only putting her hands on my back, she was answering the phone unstoppable.

Everyone to his own view, but I will never ever go back to her again indeed, I wish she will refund my money back, Albeit I am regretting that I travelled 30 miles of my worst experience
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Entirely different experience to mine.

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I have seen her on last Thursday, unfortunately she is the worst massage therapist I have ever had, very talktive, and kicked me out within 40 minutes, I really regretted to not go for my regular Li in Coventry.

She was not even massaging me, she was only putting her hands on my back, she was answering the phone unstoppable.

Everyone to his own view, but I will never ever go back to her again indeed, I wish she will refund my money back, Albeit I am regretting that I travelled 30 miles of my worst experience

You're half way to a review there. A chance to break your duck.

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You're half way to a review there. A chance to break your duck.

I thought you knew, Oscar doesn't do reviews, he just enjoys reading others :thumbsdown:

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I thought you knew, Oscar doesn't do reviews, he just enjoys reading others :thumbsdown:

Perhaps I was too subtle. After 18 months he should get on with it before the cull.

Offline Rook69

Sorry to hear you had a crap time, she must have been having a bad day. She only used her phone for music and I had the full hour if not a little more.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2019, 09:22:24 am by Rook69 »

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Me too.
I notice from Oscars posts that he is a difficult man to please!

Offline narcos84

Had similar experience to Rook69, easy enough to find and went on the evening so parking was free. Shes near the Tesco Express and guided me to her door over the phone. Massage was okay, maybe a little older for me but was nice enough to chat too. Provided HE, did not really ask for any more. Was there longer than the hour booked partly because I mentioned my recent trip to Macau and the casinos I went too, apparently she loves a good gamble and was trying to get me to take her to a casino next time I go :(. Also, and thought this was a bit strange, but she started showing me photos of her daughter who she does not speak to any more and was pretty hot. Probably won't go back, still fairly new to FBSM meets but know there is better out there but for the price could not complain too much.

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Offline temptation

She is the worst of the worst
I think you are the only person who has been short changed on time by her, maybe you just didn't get on.

Offline Hoping

Message for Oscar 1.  She didn't like you!  We don't like you!  Do I detect a common thread?

Online shiptonlad

He accused Sammy of having bad personal hygiene. Anyone who has seen her knows both she and her flat are spotlessly clean almost to the point of paranoia. I suspect he goes with bad attitude and then gets the hump when they don't deliver.

Offline Demistify

I love the idea of an older Asian woman...Anyone ever broached FS with her?

Offline temptation

I love the idea of an older Asian woman...Anyone ever broached FS with her?
She hinted to me it might be available on future visits, only been once so far though.

Offline Rook69

I'm hoping to see her again soon (payday where are you) and as a returning customer it will be interesting to see what's on offer (if anything extra). In answer to Oscar's comment that she is the worst of the worst - having read some of the reviews here, she didn't try to rob me, wasn't bonkers and performed what I asked for in a way I would consider to be enjoyable... So not the worst, perhaps not the best but there are definitely worse.