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Offline AzorAhai19

I am just curious about getting tested since starting punting. I am wondering how regular I should get tested. Do you guys get tested regularly or not so much? I have never even stepped foot into a sexual health clinic in the past, so would not know the first thing about the protocol with them. What are you guys' opinions on getting tested?

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how often do you fuck women? or men?
do you use condoms?

Offline Gas74

Deffo worth getting tested, I didn't at all in my 20's and got lucky I guess, try to go once a quarter but this slips sometimes but at least 3 times a year for the last 10 years. It's not that scary at all once you've broken your duck, I use Tower Hill in Bristol where in my experience it's near impossible to get an appointment so do walk up's on day's I'm either working late or not working. There you Q for an appointment first come first served so need to arrive 30 mins before the doors open, then it turns out like a visit to a mosque, Men go to one reception desk, women to another and you don't see each other from thereon in. I'm imagining the ladies has comfy seats and tasteful décor, the men's is hard plastic chairs and grim walls. You give your name date of birth, address and a tick box history about why you are there. Obvs don't have to use real name etc but need to remember details you give as the nurse gives it can you confirm you DOB Mr X, sure loads of people get caught out on that one. Then you speak to a nurse, absolutely no judgement even when you tell them you shove your cock in working girls arse's several times a month, have a blood test and most of the time a mouth swab and get a txt hopefully saying all your results are negative between 2 and 3 weeks later. In my opinion if you punt regularly and don't go a couple of times a year your a selfish twat, but hey that's only my opinion.

Offline dwaynepaine

Search on here for home testing kits if you don't want to go to a clinic - several threads dealing with this issue. Frequency will depend on what you do, how frequently, who with and how much you worry.

Offline AzorAhai19

how often do you fuck women? or men?
do you use condoms?

Before I started punting (around 3 weeks ago) I had only had two sexual encounters with civvie girls, which were both protected. Before that I was in a relationship. To be honest, I never thought about visiting a clinic before I started using WGs. I think it's a little bit of paranoia now I've started punting. 

Offline myothernameis

I am just curious about getting tested since starting punting. I am wondering how regular I should get tested. Do you guys get tested regularly or not so much? I have never even stepped foot into a sexual health clinic in the past, so would not know the first thing about the protocol with them. What are you guys' opinions on getting tested?

Why exactly are you asking this question, and if you use common sense, like using a condom, and have a good knowledge of how infections work, there no real need to get tested

But if your going to get tested they will push this glass rod, down your japs eye  :scare: :scare:, enough to make your eyes water

Offline akauya

Why exactly are you asking this question, and if you use common sense, like using a condom, and have a good knowledge of how infections work, there no real need to get tested

Seriously?  :rolleyes:

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Anyway, for the rest of the punters out there who think they are safe because they used condoms but demand OWO I would suggest get yourselves to a GUM clinic regularly. How regularly depends on you. Once a month, every other month or every three months.

It's just common sense.

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Before I started punting (around 3 weeks ago) I had only had two sexual encounters with civvie girls, which were both protected. Before that I was in a relationship. To be honest, I never thought about visiting a clinic before I started using WGs. I think it's a little bit of paranoia now I've started punting.

Did you have sex in the relationship?

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Then they post results to your home in an envelope printed with ' clap clinic results enclosed'...  :D

Offline B4bcock

OP,  you started punting 3 weeks ago and, according to your reviews, in that period you have already seen 3 WG's, one of them twice.   If you maintain that frequency, getting regular tests is a no brainer.   Also, if you visit a clinic and are honest about what you do they will probably suggest you have Hep B vaccinations - another good idea for regular punters.   I've never yet had a glass tube in my jap's eye, only blood, urine and mouth swab tests.    Also, you can choose how to receive results - I get a text to my punting phone.

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Why exactly are you asking this question, and if you use common sense, like using a condom, and have a good knowledge of how infections work, there no real need to get tested

But if your going to get tested they will push this glass rod, down your japs eye  :scare: :scare:, enough to make your eyes water

What utter crap!

If you punt regularly then you ought to get tested regularly - especially if you’re seeing different girls; if you punt infrequently then get tested semi-regularly/infrequently.

Not sure where this 'glass rod' is coming from either.  The clinic will typically only dip a plastic swab into your urethra (usually only up to about a centimetre down) if you are exhibiting or tell them you have symptoms. They may also do this if you’re worried about anything or ask them to also take a swab.  Otherwise the routine tests for no symptoms are a quick blood test (syphilis and HIV) and a urine sample (chlamydia and gonorrhoea).

Everything is treated in confidence and test results are normally texted to you privately.

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What utter crap!

If you punt regularly then you ought to get tested regularly - especially if you’re seeing different girls; if you punt infrequently then get tested semi-regularly/infrequently.

Not sure where this 'glass rod' is coming from either.  The clinic will typically only dip a plastic swab into your urethra (usually only up to about a centimetre down) if you are exhibiting or tell them you have symptoms. They may also do this if you’re worried about anything or ask them to also take a swab.  Otherwise the routine tests for no symptoms are a quick blood test (syphilis and HIV) and a urine sample (chlamydia and gonorrhoea).

Everything is treated in confidence and test results are normally texted to you privately.

Some also have oral swabs, which may require pretending to give oral to men.

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Not sure where this 'glass rod' is coming from either. 

Wonder if it might stem from hearing about the treatments from years ago? Being of a certain age, I remember going for a test at a hospital 40 odd years ago. They put a thin metal rod like thing way down into my Jap's eye. Got the all clear thankfully but when I had my first pee after the test it stung like you wouldn't believe. I think this was known as "the umbrella treatment". Thankfully things have now moved on in the world of medical science......

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Some also have oral swabs, which may require pretending to give oral to men.
Yes.... Oral swab is usually only done routinely for gay guys.  I normally just ask nicely at my clinic to do this and haven’t been refused yet.

Offline snaitram99

Why exactly are you asking this question, and if you use common sense, like using a condom, and have a good knowledge of how infections work, there no real need to get tested

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But if your going to get tested they will push this glass rod, down your japs eye  :scare: :scare:, enough to make your eyes water

Have you ever been tested?

Offline Arbetare

Roughly every 3 months.

I always use protection for sex or anal, but do like OWO/RO/Rimming. The chances of me catching anything are low, according to the clinics I've been to.

I tell them that I have sex with other men (a lie) so that I can get mouth and anal swabs.

If you go for a full suite of tests, they'll take blood from your arm, a urine sample and wipe a cotton bud-thing in your mouth and on your arse. Stories about things being shoved down your urethra are bullshit, and help no one.
You'll get results, typically within 2 weeks to your phone, so use your punting phone.
You'll have to fill in a details form when you get there. I use my Punting Name and DOB, cross through home address and give details of a doctors surgery in my home town that I don't use. Also, be open about seeing sex-workers, they'll give advice on staying safe and are non-judgemental.

I'm wary of using home testing as I'm not a trained healthcare professional, and would hate to do the tests wrong and get a false result.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2019, 12:00:04 pm by Arbetare »

Offline cotton

Roughly every 3 months.

I always use protection for sex or anal, but do like OWO/RO/Rimming. The chances of me catching anything are low, according to the clinics I've been to.

I tell them that I have sex with other men (a lie) so that I can get mouth and anal swabs.

If you go for a full suite of tests, they'll take blood from your arm, a urine sample and wipe a cotton bud-thing in your mouth and on your arse. Stories about things being shoved down your urethra are bullshit, and help no one.
You'll get results, typically within 2 weeks to your phone, so use your punting phone.
You'll have to fill in a details form when you get there. I use my Punting Name and DOB, cross through home address and give details of a doctors surgery in my home town that I don't use. Also, be open about seeing sex-workers, they'll give advice on staying safe and are non-judgemental.

I'm wary of using home testing as I'm not a trained healthcare professional, and would hate to do the tests wrong and get a false result.
I went to my local gum clinic which used to be the type described by Gas74 with women and guys completely separate but theyve now changed it to then all in together type so its just you and a load of women  :thumbsdown: , anyway i had symptoms and they did put a swab down my urethra , didnt bother me but i could definitely feel it.

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Did you have sex in the relationship?
hehe... I think maybe you are detecting a slight whiff of BS there Strawberry? You’ve been quite good at spotting them if I remember correctly.

Offline Arbetare

I went to my local gum clinic which used to be the type described by Gas74 with women and guys completely separate but theyve now changed it to then all in together type so its just you and a load of women  :thumbsdown: , anyway i had symptoms and they did put a swab down my urethra , didnt bother me but i could definitely feel it.

I think the symptoms thing may be the difference in testing technique. Might ask the next time I go.

I do use a variety of clinics, and not had the test you describe anywhere.

Offline Thephoenix

Why exactly are you asking this question, and if you use common sense, like using a condom, and have a good knowledge of how infections work, there no real need to get tested

But if your going to get tested they will push this glass rod, down your japs eye  :scare: :scare:, enough to make your eyes water

I only have hand jobs and I bring my own pre boiled rubber gloves.

I also bring my own towel to lie on and don't allow any skin to skin contact.

I also insist on the masseuse wearing a surgical face mask.

I don't touch any door knobs or sit on the toilet seat.

So if you're careful like me you don't need to be tested 😶

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I punt on the assumption that everyone is barebacking everyone else, so I get tested every 2/3 months. I tell them I suck cock and get the throat swabs as well. All very easy and efficient in my experience. People obviously do what they want, but I can't see why you wouldn't get tested if you're active.

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Offline Silver Birch

I tell them that I have sex with other men (a lie) so that I can get mouth and anal swabs.

If you go for a full suite of tests, they'll take blood from your arm, a urine sample and wipe a cotton bud-thing in your mouth and on your arse. Stories about things being shoved down your urethra are bullshit, and help no one.

Not bullshit!
The first time I went to a GUM clinic, I confirmed I visited 'sex-workers' and they were very thorough, including taking a sample from my urethra. They didn't take a swab from my arse, but they did from my mouth, plus blood and urine samples.

I haven't had anything shoved down my urethra since, but I can assure you it did happen on that first occasion  :scare:

Offline Arbetare


Not bullshit!
The first time I went to a GUM clinic, I confirmed I visited 'sex-workers' and they were very thorough, including taking a sample from my urethra. They didn't take a swab from my arse, but they did from my mouth, plus blood and urine samples.

I haven't had anything shoved down my urethra since, but I can assure you it did happen on that first occasion  :scare:

The first time you went, so Last week? Last Month?, Last Year or Last Decade?

What I'm saying is that it doesn't appear to be a standard test now, which is probably of more relevance to the OP than what used to happen in the past OR when symptoms are displayed. Standard testing in the present day doesn't use this method in my experience.

What it does do is put people off getting tested, increasing the likelihood of infections spreading.

Offline woulddoanything

Standard practice is to only take blood and urine for a check-up. In recent years they've only used a swab once, when I presented symptoms which thankfully was only thrush. It's a tiny swab, just feels a bit dry.
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Offline mike63

Every three months. Why wouldn't you? I've found the people in the clinic to be so matter of fact about everything it's easy. The first time I went they thanked me profusely for telling them I visited escorts 'it makes our job so much easier'. Hep B vaccination as well, they text me a reminder every three months and results arrive by text.

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The first time you went, so Last week? Last Month?, Last Year or Last Decade?

What I'm saying is that it doesn't appear to be a standard test now, which is probably of more relevance to the OP than what used to happen in the past OR when symptoms are displayed. Standard testing in the present day doesn't use this method in my experience.

What it does do is put people off getting tested, increasing the likelihood of infections spreading.
Silver Birch is telling the truth I've had that test as well, was probably about a decade ago. They also asked more questions, I was embarrassed as fuck.

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I get tested every 6 months although OWO is the only risk I generally take.  They do bloods and urine sample.  There's a "review your GUM" thread on the former sister site that may be of interest to anyone wondering what goes on. 

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Usually 3 or 4 times a years depending how much sex I have; if I go dry for six months I won't have a test if I had one six months before. I also have a test prior to starting a relationship with a civvy, but that's like finding a snowflake in hell.

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Couple of times a year.  Not caught any sti yet but have been treated by gp for giardia caught from rimming. 

Offline Arbetare

Silver Birch is telling the truth I've had that test as well, was probably about a decade ago. They also asked more questions, I was embarrassed as fuck.

I wasn't questioning if he was telling the truth, but as I said in my reply, whether bringing up this method of testing is relevant now, in the present day.


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I wasn't questioning if he was telling the truth, but as I said in my reply, whether bringing up this method of testing is relevant now, in the present day.
I think it's still listed as a testing method.

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I think it's still listed as a testing method.

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True, it's still used, but not as a standard STI check for peace of mind. I think the link above specifically is for Urethritis.

There's quite a few 'reviews' of Sexual Health Clinics elsewhere, as mentioned up above, and none mention this test.

Anyhow, I'll not labour a point.

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OP I would say as a guide every 3-4 months but as a bare minimum 6 monthly intervals.

If you are not showing any signs than it's a simple urine sample plus blood test. This will capture all the muck you need to know about.

Insofar as the questionnaire entirely up to you if you want to reveal you are fucking prossies. If you find that embarrassing then just say you are a player and regularly have unprotected sex.

I find it strange when I hear/read guys who punt don't get tested regularly but each to their own.

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True, it's still used, but not as a standard STI check for peace of mind. I think the link above specifically is for Urethritis.

There's quite a few 'reviews' of Sexual Health Clinics elsewhere, as mentioned up above, and none mention this test.

Anyhow, I'll not labour a point.
I'll agree to disagree. Like I say the test has been greatly simplified as well as the questions asked, whether you had anal sex was a question they asked. Now they just ask your sexuality and if there's any symptoms. I've also noticed more people in there which isn't a bad thing as they are taking sexual health seriously.

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I posted in the past saying I wouldn’t contribute to these STI threads anymore because of the amount of ignorance/bad advice/paranoia etc they contain. However as Tailseeker who used to give good knowledgeable and balanced input seems to have disappeared? I feel the need to chip in again.

Re the swabs. Urine tests have improved in accuracy over the last decade and are now the first choice method for asymtomatic men for gonorrhoea/chlamydia (but not women where swabs are still required) However urethral swabs may still be taken for men if symptoms are present, as unlike the urine test it can determine which is the most effective antibiotic regime to prescribe especially in cases of antibiotic resistance. The urethral swabs are small and are inserted only about 2 or 3 cms into the urethra. Maybe slightly uncomfortable for some at worst and not a big issue, but psychologically many men have always struggled irrationally with japs eye insertions. That is why the urine test development in accuracy has the advantage. The tests are more expensive than the swabs though and for 100% accuracy you should not have had  a pee for at least two hours prior to the sample being taken.

Regarding the OP question ... firstly anyone with any symptoms must get tested at the earliest opportunity. With regard to screening it is much less clear cut. We know many STIs are symptomless and with a professional hat on I should therefore say yes it is important. But is there any actual real benefit in doing so? Firstly the reality is that most punters do not get tested regularly. (I won't even begin to discuss SPs where uptake is also dubious?)

People are quoting every 3 months or 6 months etc but there is no one size fits all. The starting point will depend entirely on your sexual history/activity and whether you fall into a truly high risk group? Ethnicity should also be considered. The vast majority of punters will not as they are having protected penetrative sex with women only. On that note it disturbs me that people are lying about having sex with men etc in order to have totally unnecessary tests carried out. Waste of resources for an NHS system under strain and with its GUM budget cut back.

The numbers of people attending UK STI clinics has risen by I think about a third over the last 5+ years. Some will have symptoms to partly account for the increase but some will just be for screening and yet the rate of STIs (apart from HIV) has also increased over that same period. This calls into question the role of screening tests and their true effectiveness.

In the US the same has happened but on a much larger scale and the CDC has now drawn up a protocol for priority testing. This is an attempt to best use limited resources more effectively on what is a serious public health issue. As a result this no longer includes asymptomatic heterosexual males who are sexually active although each case will be judged individually. The high risk groups are now restricted to MSM and under 25s or pregnant females. (the under 25s account for the vast majority of cases of chlamydia and also with the highest rate of increase). Females are considered higher risk because gonorrhoea and chlamydia are potentially more harmful to them than males. External Link/Members Only

So as I said with my professional hat on I should encourage punters to get tested and if no symptoms and no incidents (eg condom breakage) 12 months is a likely to be suitable for most and even that is probably not necessary for a significant number whose sexual history does not warrant it?

If however you consider best use of limited NHS resources to tackle a health problem which the current system is failing to control then it is a whole different debate?

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@ Doc Holliday

I was asked the ethnicity of women I had sex with years ago. That doesn't happen anymore.

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Great post Doc, pleased don't be 'afraid' to post on this stuff, for obvious reasons you have a much better idea than most and you actually explain what you've written.

Ali, interesting point about the SP ethnicity question no longer being asked, I hope that's not for PC reasons.

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I was asked the ethnicity of women I had sex with years ago. That doesn't happen anymore.

This highlights another issue which is the lack of standardisation in taking sexual history. Some healthcare professionals will consider it important and include it others won't.

In the context of this thread I meant more the ethnicity of the punter as part of the risk assessment. This relates to this External Link/Members Only

That said it is likely to be only a secondary risk factor if associated with other high risk activity?

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The first time you went, so Last week? Last Month?, Last Year or Last Decade?

Fair point. Probably was about 6+ years ago. But even back then there were people claiming that particular test didn't happen anymore, when it did.

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My guess is that in the old days they used to make the test quite horrible, either out of necessity or a sense of moral condemnation. Maybe pharmacology and attitudes have moved on and they’re more respectful and quite pleasant. The waiting rooms are possibly the worst part.

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Thing is, for a urethral infection to be found with a pee test, as Doc H. says it relies on you having not peed for a couple of hours (I think because if you have peed in that time the bugs get washed away and need to time to re-establish?) And so the test relies to an extent on the honesty/memory of the punter.

With a swab test you actually take away a small amount of surface tissue from the urethra, so if there's an infection there's more chance of detecting it. So possibly more reliable?

Is that correct Doc?

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Thing is, for a urethral infection to be found with a pee test, as Doc H. says it relies on you having not peed for a couple of hours (I think because if you have peed in that time the bugs get washed away and need to time to re-establish?) And so the test relies to an extent on the honesty/memory of the punter.

With a swab test you actually take away a small amount of surface tissue from the urethra, so if there's an infection there's more chance of detecting it. So possibly more reliable?

Is that correct Doc?

I understand that the swab is only marginally more accurate in diagnosis than the current urine test both are 95+%. The main advantage of the swab is that any bacteria found can be cultured in the lab and tested for antibiotic sensitivity although in practice I'm not sure how often that is utilised?


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Before I started punting (around 3 weeks ago) I had only had two sexual encounters with civvie girls, which were both protected. Before that I was in a relationship. To be honest, I never thought about visiting a clinic before I started using WGs. I think it's a little bit of paranoia now I've started punting.


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Great post Doc, pleased don't be 'afraid' to post on this stuff, for obvious reasons you have a much better idea than most and you actually explain what you've written.

Ali, interesting point about the SP ethnicity question no longer being asked, I hope that's not for PC reasons.
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Straight white men don't tend to suck African cock. 🔥

Your avatar is half black half pussy so maybe just a quick lick is ok for some?  :cool:

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Your avatar is half black half pussy so maybe just a quick lick is ok for some?  :cool:
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My guess is that in the old days they used to make the test quite horrible, either out of necessity or a sense of moral condemnation. Maybe pharmacology and attitudes have moved on and they’re more respectful and quite pleasant. The waiting rooms are possibly the worst part.

I have occasionally experienced some heavy-handedness, usually associated to go along with very rare encounters with staff who appeared to be harbouring slight prejudice.

Regards swabs it's always swabs for for me vaginal and oral with anal tagged on last couple of times, I guess the difference is for men everything passes down the urethral (pee tube) so makes more sense. I don't partake in anal but have been advised to consider testing that area on the basis that saliva from reverse oral/receiving oral could dribble down.

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I posted in the past saying I wouldn’t contribute to these STI threads anymore because of the amount of ignorance/bad advice/paranoia etc they contain. However as Tailseeker who used to give good knowledgeable and balanced input seems to have disappeared? I feel the need to chip in again.

Re the swabs. Urine tests have improved in accuracy over the last decade and are now the first choice method for asymtomatic men for gonorrhoea/chlamydia (but not women where swabs are still required) However urethral swabs may still be taken for men if symptoms are present, as unlike the urine test it can determine which is the most effective antibiotic regime to prescribe especially in cases of antibiotic resistance. The urethral swabs are small and are inserted only about 2 or 3 cms into the urethra. Maybe slightly uncomfortable for some at worst and not a big issue, but psychologically many men have always struggled irrationally with japs eye insertions. That is why the urine test development in accuracy has the advantage. The tests are more expensive than the swabs though and for 100% accuracy you should not have had  a pee for at least two hours prior to the sample being taken.

Regarding the OP question ... firstly anyone with any symptoms must get tested at the earliest opportunity. With regard to screening it is much less clear cut. We know many STIs are symptomless and with a professional hat on I should therefore say yes it is important. But is there any actual real benefit in doing so? Firstly the reality is that most punters do not get tested regularly. (I won't even begin to discuss SPs where uptake is also dubious?)

People are quoting every 3 months or 6 months etc but there is no one size fits all. The starting point will depend entirely on your sexual history/activity and whether you fall into a truly high risk group? Ethnicity should also be considered. The vast majority of punters will not as they are having protected penetrative sex with women only. On that note it disturbs me that people are lying about having sex with men etc in order to have totally unnecessary tests carried out. Waste of resources for an NHS system under strain and with its GUM budget cut back.

The numbers of people attending UK STI clinics has risen by I think about a third over the last 5+ years. Some will have symptoms to partly account for the increase but some will just be for screening and yet the rate of STIs (apart from HIV) has also increased over that same period. This calls into question the role of screening tests and their true effectiveness.

In the US the same has happened but on a much larger scale and the CDC has now drawn up a protocol for priority testing. This is an attempt to best use limited resources more effectively on what is a serious public health issue. As a result this no longer includes asymptomatic heterosexual males who are sexually active although each case will be judged individually. The high risk groups are now restricted to MSM and under 25s or pregnant females. (the under 25s account for the vast majority of cases of chlamydia and also with the highest rate of increase). Females are considered higher risk because gonorrhoea and chlamydia are potentially more harmful to them than males. External Link/Members Only

So as I said with my professional hat on I should encourage punters to get tested and if no symptoms and no incidents (eg condom breakage) 12 months is a likely to be suitable for most and even that is probably not necessary for a significant number whose sexual history does not warrant it?

If however you consider best use of limited NHS resources to tackle a health problem which the current system is failing to control then it is a whole different debate?
Good real world perspective doc , makes sense that guys having protected sex with women are low risk.
Id agree that most people just go to the GUM when they have symptoms and they have to go.