External Link/Members OnlyComms were good. In a gated location behind a Tesco Express. Like fucking Fort Knox. Very difficult place to park your car, so be aware. Shit hole of an area, but then Grays isn't that pleasant.
First of all, this is a Hungarian / Romanian granny and most definitely not a milf! The age of 38 on her profile is absolutely ridiculous and she must be easily in her early 50s!
She also looks like she's fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down from 100ft!
Far larger than the profile pictures suggest, which I think are years old. She is categorically not size 8 and more like size 16, with big droopy tits. I can't stress enough how ugly she is.
I could've walked but to be honest and in respect I should have. However, I fully expected that she wouldn't match the profile and was just looking to see if she was as dirty as other reviewers have suggested. I fancied fucking some woman's arse hard that day, so at least in that respect, I wasn't disappointed.
Most definitely an avid clock watcher and was giving me the countdown from 5 minutes into the meet. Hardened pro, who's been around the block many times. Most comical moment was when I let her guide me into her arse, from behind and I started to fuck her hard. I actually thought she was trying to pull a fast one and had guided me into her pussy instead. I actually spread her fat arse cheeks to check and I was actually fucking her arse! That has to be the loosest arse that I've ever fucked! God knows what her pussy was like... I never tried!
Asked to see me again and when was I coming back?! I didn't have the heart to tell her... "you must be fucking joking"!
Blatant lies on her profile about age and size. Clock watcher and extremely overpriced at the £50 I paid. Absolutely worth no more than £30 at best.
