Latina_Julianna - Amazonian goddess Colindale nw11

[neoda1]

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Was in the area and decided to toftt.

Haven’t had Brazilian since the days of Angelia Ginger, and this one seemed so promising but when brain 2 takes over I generally end up having a crap punt.

Anyway hears my summary.

Comms: called an hour or so prior, maid sent address with weblink of working girl. (Link showed a few photos and videos of WG so was pretty confident it was going to be a B&S.

Location:
Dont know the area too well but if you drive parking is a bitch so my advise park at either the Asda or Drive through KFC. New build apartment blah blah blah...

The WG
To my delight 100% girl in the photo and videos. tall fair skinned toned gorgeous Amazonian goddess. Fake tits with phat booty. Need i say more. She was stunning. Minimal English but friendly enough

Paperwork.
This is where it all goes down hill. aW states rate is £140 for the hour and £80 for 1/2hr. She confirmed, for that you only get one pop regardless of full or 1/2hr. And xtra are £40 each. So for 30mins one pop with owo and dfk is gonna set you back £160.
At that stage brain one told me to walk. Now, I could bs and tell you how I listened to brain one, made my excuses and high tailed it out of there to my plan b. But alas.... dat ass...sat ass...and I had blue balls so inevitably brain 2 took charge and handed over £160 of my hard earned. 

The deed:
The £80 xtra for dfk and owo
were  a complete waste.. unsurprisingly owo lasted about 1min and dfk was no more than a few light pecks... brain one is now cursing brain 2!!
Having been short changed on the dfk and owo, I was not gonna let that ass get off so lightly. Soon as the dom went on, i went to work on dat ass. Various booty centric positions. Doggy, standing doggy, reverses cow.. etc finished in probone. To her credit, although she was not particularly engaging, she took the pounding with mimimal complaint. Lasted about 15-20 mins before popping. Usual wet wipes clean down got dressed and was out.

Conclusion
This girl is physically stunning and took me, hook line and sinker... but services on offer are not fulfilled and resemble what you’d receive at any standard Latina parlour. So what should have been a pump and dump for £80 ended up costing me double. But I can only blame my self. I should have walked.... but .....dat ass....dat ass.....

[scutty brown]

her profile just names her as Linda, you've given her a negative, so why have you put the crap about "an Amazonian goddess" in the title?
Makes it look like you're touting her

[LLPunting]

her profile just names her as Linda, you've given her a negative, so why have you put the crap about "an Amazonian goddess" in the title?
Makes it look like you're touting her

Agree a bad choice of subject, perhaps he works in Media?

I put it down to wanting to draw the contrast between being duped by the photos and the disappointment (devastation) of the poor performance.

Thanks OP for the warning.   

[peter purves]

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[neoda1]

her profile just names her as Linda, you've given her a negative, so why have you put the crap about "an Amazonian goddess" in the title?
Makes it look like you're touting her

Sorry scutty but how the fuck did you come to the conclusion I'm a tout having read my review. My guess is you just saw the title couldn't be bothered to read it so made your own lazy conclusions.  Can you please specify what part of that review is toutish.???  I'm sorry but only a half wit would conclude that I was touting having actually read it. If you didn't like my review, then fair play, that's your opinion but to accuse me of touting simply because you lack the intellect to decipher primary school grade irony (in case you didn't know...not all God's are good)  thats just lazy matie.. come on...you're better than that...

[scutty brown]

Sorry scutty but how the fuck did you come to the conclusion I'm a tout having read my review. My guess is you just saw the title couldn't be bothered to read it so made your own lazy conclusions.  Can you please specify what part of that review is toutish.???  I'm sorry but only a half wit would conclude that I was touting having actually read it. If you didn't like my review, then fair play, that's your opinion but to accuse me of touting simply because you lack the intellect to decipher primary school grade irony (in case you didn't know...not all God's are good)  thats just lazy matie.. come on...you're better than that...

We've had plenty of examples of negative reviews being planted here just to raise a girls profile.
As the old adage says, any publicity is good publicity
As for irony, it only works if you let people know you're being ironic. Study Poe's law
Bottom line is its a bloody stupid title for a negative review

[neoda1]

 really sorry I messed up with link on this one.

the girl I actually saw was External Link/Members Only Julianna,
they were both on my hotlist and I simply copied and pasted the wrong one in the review.  The punt was earlier in the week and I did the review yesterday so have just realised my retard mistake. Dont want the wrong girl to get a negative review undeservedly.. (keep your pants on Scutty.. still not touting)
If admin can update it accordingly that would be appreciated.

[Kev40ish]

We've had plenty of examples of negative reviews being planted here just to raise a girls profile.
As the old adage says, any publicity is good publicity
As for irony, it only works if you let people know you're being ironic. Study Poe's law
Bottom line is its a bloody stupid title for a negative review

Really, it’s a clear negative regardless of how she looks..

If you think this review in anyway promotes her you’ve lost the plot...

Not sure why your criticising the OP for posting a negative.. yes the title maybe ironic, but according to the Op she does look like that.. it doesn’t change the fact he posted a negative..


I am sure there are more obvious touts, lurkers you could be targeting rather than clutching at straws that this is an obscure form of negative touting..

[neoda1]

We've had plenty of examples of negative reviews being planted here just to raise a girls profile.
As the old adage says, any publicity is good publicity
As for irony, it only works if you let people know you're being ironic. Study Poe's law
Bottom line is its a bloody stupid title for a negative review

Hey Scutty take your Poes law and shove it up your ass.  I think if anything is "bloody Stupid" it's your moronic response to my review. And quoting Poes law does not make your response any less idiotic.

[sunnyj]

WGs from this group is only good for a quick P&D but £80 is too costly for the shitty service they provide.
Another comment on this WG

Saw her in Edgware last month (Jun19). Pretty hot, little less toned than the pics/vid, but defo a bubble butt. Face pet pics. However, I didn’t really rate the punt because her English was bad and she didn’t seem interested at all ... more a pump & dump rather than any gfe or other good service provider. Shame... because again, she is pretty hot especially face. I know I know- review pending.

[Monger2468]

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Was in the area and decided to toftt.

Haven’t had Brazilian since the days of Angelia Ginger, and this one seemed so promising but when brain 2 takes over I generally end up having a crap punt.

Anyway hears my summary.

Comms: called an hour or so prior, maid sent address with weblink of working girl. (Link showed a few photos and videos of WG so was pretty confident it was going to be a B&S.

Location:
Dont know the area too well but if you drive parking is a bitch so my advise park at either the Asda or Drive through KFC. New build apartment blah blah blah...

The WG
To my delight 100% girl in the photo and videos. tall fair skinned toned gorgeous Amazonian goddess. Fake tits with phat booty. Need i say more. She was stunning. Minimal English but friendly enough

Paperwork.
This is where it all goes down hill. aW states rate is £140 for the hour and £80 for 1/2hr. She confirmed, for that you only get one pop regardless of full or 1/2hr. And xtra are £40 each. So for 30mins one pop with owo and dfk is gonna set you back £160.
At that stage brain one told me to walk. Now, I could bs and tell you how I listened to brain one, made my excuses and high tailed it out of there to my plan b. But alas.... dat ass...sat ass...and I had blue balls so inevitably brain 2 took charge and handed over £160 of my hard earned. 

The deed:
The £80 xtra for dfk and owo
were  a complete waste.. unsurprisingly owo lasted about 1min and dfk was no more than a few light pecks... brain one is now cursing brain 2!!
Having been short changed on the dfk and owo, I was not gonna let that ass get off so lightly. Soon as the dom went on, i went to work on dat ass. Various booty centric positions. Doggy, standing doggy, reverses cow.. etc finished in probone. To her credit, although she was not particularly engaging, she took the pounding with mimimal complaint. Lasted about 15-20 mins before popping. Usual wet wipes clean down got dressed and was out.

Conclusion
This girl is physically stunning and took me, hook line and sinker... but services on offer are not fulfilled and resemble what you’d receive at any standard Latina parlour. So what should have been a pump and dump for £80 ended up costing me double. But I can only blame my self. I should have walked.... but .....dat ass....dat ass.....

This pretty much reminds me of the TS punt I had a few weeks / months ago at the same new build estate. Dick took over as the ladyboy was so fit, that the extra whatever I paid for OWO and FK, seemed worth it. What followed, was like yours that the punt ended up being a hate fuck (see review)  . Oh well, I'd like to say we live and learn, but I know I'll make the same schoolboy errors in the future 🔮 

Monger2468

[Mario7769]

How tall are you and how tall is she OP? thanks for the review