Red Kitten - Local social meet then incall, Central London

[winkywanky]

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The meet took place within the last couple of weeks.

Social meet with her time for free, then a 1hr incall at her stated rate of £200

Kitten has been on my radar for some time, with a rather quirky and different AW profile. She purports to offer a pretty full-on sexual encounter with few limits, but interestingly also a 'free social meet' (her time is free, expenses on you). The two aren't necessarily linked but of course one may lead to the other if both parties wish it. You can just go for a straight 'punt' booking too if you want, but because I did the former I don't know if there's some what one might call 'screening' on her part, but I get the impression early comms should exhibit a certain level of decorum.

Just to set the scene, I haven't punted for a few months due to health reasons, and my last couple of punts were with TSs in any case. And so it was with slight trepidation that I embarked upon my encounter with Kitten. I needn't have worried.

After initial contact via AW messaging I offered up my number for our conversation to continue by text. We arranged for a social meet which was lunch and a couple of drinks prior to a West End theatre show. I go down to the big smoke for this kind of thing occasionally anyway so I thought why not, we'd considered the option of some fun after, but if I (or I guess even she) wanted to bail, no problem. I was lazy and it became obvious that she was a 'girl about town' so I let her choose lunch and also the show with my approval, I checked it out and it seemed like something I'd like.

We arranged that she'd meet me outside a nearby Tube and there was no sheepishness either way, a wave, a smile and a hug and a kiss as I recognised her - we could have been old friends meeting after too long a gap (or in my case, her dad, checking up on my girl now she was living in the big shitty  ). Walked 5mins to our lunchstop during which time conversation flowed freely and naturally. I was glad she hadn't chosen somewhere too expensive but it was nevertheless very nice with a good choice of dishes. A spare 40mins remained until we needed to get to the theatre so we adjourned to a nearby pub, outside in the sunshine. Kitten dresses nicely and I was amused as a couple of passing girls complimented her on her funky shoes. Couple of drinks later and with a pleasant glow we went and did the culture bit. Great production, hand holding, more chatting and a drink in the interval, and in the dark moments in between scenes I copped a good feel. She is nicely naughty and liked it.

Asked if she fancied going back to hers (I think it seemed obvious to both of us that we would) and off we went, a 10min walk full of anticipation until we reached her apartment, a nice split level conversion (of something or other). Soon as we walked through the door we were in a giggly full French snog and she peeled off my kecks eagerly, and then I, hers. Fell back on the bed where we continued making out in a nicely natural way. Kitten has a cute, soft body with lovely pale skin, contrasting nicely with the bright red hair. I gorged on her titties and sucked on her nipples, working my way down to a lovely smooth, fresh and creamy snatch with meaty but not excessive lips. We hadn't had dessert so I spent some time down there. Kitten grabbed a condom (not to rush me as it turned out, she was desperate to fuck) and I went in deep and slow. Her pussy felt nice, not too tight, not loose (I am average). After a bit of variation she was keen to return the oral favour and I was amazed at how she made it feel so good covered up...but infact she had deftly removed the condom without me knowing and I was in Heaven. Good technique, not toothy, nice and slavery interspersed with ball licking and shaft and head variation. I lay there with my eyes closed just enjoying it but when I looked up I saw Kitten with a somewhat naughty grin, relishing the eye contact. Nice. That nearly tipped me over the edge (I can't generally cum twice at my age) so after a bit more oral on her from me, I rubbered up again for the finalé.

Fucked her doggy with her on all fours on the bed while thumbing her lovely little arsehole, and she reached across to her drawer and deftly handed me a tube of lube. In my distracted state it took me a couple of seconds to realise that she wanted some bum love. So I squirted some on her puckered little ring, eased my finger in and out a few times, followed by my cock. A slight squeeze but once in, what a wonderful feeling. I've done anal a few times but Kitten's bumhole seemed a little different, in addition to the tight grip at the entrance there was sensation of contact all the way to the end of my cock. Very nice. She fingered herself as I pumped her hard for a good few minutes and then I flipped her over to fuck her fanny in mish again (I can't remember whether we changed condoms but certainly there were no nasty smells or artefacts). She inserted a butt plug from her vast array of toys so that her arse didn't feel left out.

I was in the final furlong now and in two minds how to finish. I asked her if CIM was on the cards and she replied enthusiastically in the affirmative. A final few hard thrusts and I withdrew, whipping the condom off and sitting back wanking hard as Kitten threw herself on my aching cock to take it all, keen as mustard. I nearly passed out with a very strong orgasm so I have no recollection of whether she spat or swallowed  .

We both fell back to lay on the bed, relaxing in the cool breeze of her very posh bedroom fan and enjoying some more chat and lots of cuddles and a welcome, offered glass of water. She's an interesting girl with interesting conversation, and interesting stories to tell about herself, but rightly careful not to give away too many specific details. She strikes the right balance between intimacy and discretion.

No rush at all, but I glanced at my watch to find that I'd been in her place for around 90mins and I ought to be getting back because with the walking around my journey home would be slightly convoluted. From the first snog to the CIM must have been a good 50mins, pretty well non-stop sucking, licking and fucking. Took a nice shower, offered a big clean towel, got dressed and bade Kitten farewell. She thoughtfully led me outside (you could get a bit lost in the building) and then gave me really clear directions to the nearest Tube. After her second directed turn I checked with a couple of City blokes outside a pub and they got it completely wrong and sent me the wrong way, shouting after me to turn around to exactly where she'd told me, where the station lay right in front of me .

That served to give a good impression of what Kitten is like. A slightly geeky, intelligent girl with a very endearing way about her. Good fun, laughs easily and really, really loves to fuck. I enjoyed our meet a lot, and after my lay-off it ticked a lot of boxes. I have no doubt a longer meet with her would be more of the same, with a lot more stuff you could get up to.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for the review and sounds like a good return to the saddle for you. I continue to umm and ahh about Red Kitten.

[salome]

Thank you very much for this review. I have a meeting like this in mind with a show already lined up. Was thinking of putting out an RB for it, but may be this is another option.

Glad you had such a good time.

[winkywanky]

Thanks Fuzzy.

I think both her reviews and her profile (which is truthful) when taken together, give a good idea of what she is like. I think there's enough info there for you to make an informed choice.

Having said that of course, YMMV and personal interaction on the day can count for a lot - I take note of her one negative review.

[winkywanky]

Thank you very much for this review. I have a meeting like this in mind with a show already lined up. Was thinking of putting out an RB for it, but may be this is another option.

Glad you had such a good time.

Thanks, I think her social meet with free time is very unusual, I don't think I've come across that before? She said she doesn't like musicals particularly, that seemed to be the only caveat. Museums and exhibitions are also of interest to her.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks Fuzzy.

I think both her reviews and her profile (which is truthful) when taken together, give a good idea of what she is like. I think there's enough info there for you to make an informed choice.

Having said that of course, YMMV and personal interaction on the day can count for a lot - I take note of her one negative review.

Yes I'm pretty clear what the deal is; I'm just not sure I'd want to pay £200 for it. £150 and I would have seen her by now. The fumbling in the theatre sounds fun. I'd have been tempted to ask for a blowjob - she sounds up for that kind of thing. Maybe maybe...

[winkywanky]

I dunno about a blowie in the theatre, the one we went to had the actors almost within reach, and being a matinée the vast majority of the audience were retired  .

But yes, I reckon she'd be up for being a bit naughty in public generally (hopefully not enough to get you arrested for gross indecency) and I think she states as much?

[LLPunting]

Yes I'm pretty clear what the deal is; I'm just not sure I'd want to pay £200 for it. £150 and I would have seen her by now. The fumbling in the theatre sounds fun. I'd have been tempted to ask for a blowjob - she sounds up for that kind of thing. Maybe maybe...

I understand your reticence FD, her manner and personality are definite pluses and she knows how to act sexy so she delivers a very frisky, open-minded GFE but her competition at 100-150 ph means you have to be willing to pay a significant premium for services.  She's GND pretty so definitely fits the mould of work colleague fantasy shag but in the 150-200 arena there are some seriously good looking SPs offering similar sexual experiences even if they don't have fluent English to demonstrate their smarts so well.

[winkywanky]

She's GND pretty so definitely fits the mould of work colleague fantasy shag but in the 150-200 arena there are some seriously good looking SPs offering similar sexual experiences even if they don't have fluent English to demonstrate their smarts so well.

And you have hit upon a big part of her appeal there LLP. She's British through and through so apart from just the sex, there's a bigger connection, for me anyway, especially if you go for the social meet thing she does as part of your booking. Stuff to talk about, things in common, shared heritage, all that stuff.

[Kev40ish]

And you have hit upon a big part of her appeal there LLP. She's British through and through so apart from just the sex, there's a bigger connection, for me anyway, especially if you go for the social meet thing she does as part of your booking. Stuff to talk about, things in common, shared heritage, all that stuff.

Sounds a perfect way to spend the evening for £200.

I certainly would have enjoyed a meet like that, but can understand it may not be for everyone.

[hendrix]

Glad you're back punting! She sounds like good fun.

[winkywanky]

Of course don't forget the lunch and drinks I bought, as well as the theatre tickets (on top of the £200). But yes, the social meet thing worked really well for me in this booking.

[winkywanky]

Glad you're back punting! She sounds like good fun.

Thanks Hendrix, she was 

She might even be dirty enough for you, I reckon she'd respond well  . Different type of girl to say, Miss KDD, but good in her own way.

[salome]

And you have hit upon a big part of her appeal there LLP. She's British through and through so apart from just the sex, there's a bigger connection, for me anyway, especially if you go for the social meet thing she does as part of your booking. Stuff to talk about, things in common, shared heritage, all that stuff.

We're on the same wavelength WW. Did you ask her if she watches Pete and Dud on YouTube?
 

Or Derek and Clive

[winkywanky]

Ha ha, no, she is young enough to be my daughter and even I was very young when Pete & Dud were in their prime (albeit well into my teens when Derek & Clive came about).

Mutually-appreciated comedy was The League of Gentlemen, stuff like that. We enjoyed exploring the crossover of Mark Gatiss into 'serious drama', she likes him a lot too.

[LLPunting]

And you have hit upon a big part of her appeal there LLP. She's British through and through so apart from just the sex, there's a bigger connection, for me anyway, especially if you go for the social meet thing she does as part of your booking. Stuff to talk about, things in common, shared heritage, all that stuff.

The problem with that WW is that you head into EAS territory with an SP, which is what she's banking on.  I have enough social contact for free to satisfy any need for good conversation so I just need a VFM SP who is pleasant and present enough to be a fun tumble for an hr or more.  She may not "charge"  you for social time but her 200ph rate prices that in.

[winkywanky]

The problem with that WW is that you head into EAS territory with an SP, which is what she's banking on.  I have enough social contact for free to satisfy any need for good conversation so I just need a VFM SP who is pleasant and present enough to be a fun tumble for an hr or more.  She may not "charge"  you for social time but her 200ph rate prices that in.

Potentially, yes. Always the case with a WG you make a good connection with, the sex can become a little more 'meaningful'. But my heart is old and leathery now, I can cope.

I wouldn't say she's banking on the EAS thing necessarily, don't forget you can just do basic bookings with her where you fuck her brains out, tie her up, slap her around a little, fuck her up the arse and tell her to swallow your spunk, and that's all included in the rate.

I personally chose to have 4.5hrs with her before I did pretty well all of that.

[LLPunting]

Of course don't forget the lunch and drinks I bought, as well as the theatre tickets (on top of the £200). But yes, the social meet thing worked really well for me in this booking.

This further confirms you're into "courtesan" territory which comes with the higher price tag.  Glad you're enjoying her attentions but don't get lost down the rabbit hole.

[winkywanky]

I shan't  .

[LLPunting]

Potentially, yes. Always the case with a WG you make a good connection with, the sex can become a little more 'meaningful'. But my heart is old and leathery now, I can cope.

I wouldn't say she's banking on the EAS thing necessarily, don't forget you can just do basic bookings with her where you fuck her brains out, tie her up, slap her around a little, fuck her up the arse and tell her to swallow your spunk, and that's all included in the rate.

I personally chose to have 4.5hrs with her before I did pretty well all of that.

Indeed, she does have a "filthy" side that comes along for the ride.  All told how much do you think the whole date cost you?

She is a model for the mistress/SB kind of arrangement.

[winkywanky]

Honestly, you ask such personal questions! 

Well I did manage to get a super-cheapy rail ticket because it was all off-peak, including my journey home 

OK then, lunch was around £30 total, pint and a half each in the pub (£12?), £60 for two theatre tickets and a tenner for drinks at half-time. Around £100 for the peripherals, £50 of which went on me.

[winkywanky]

I should also say, I think she's happy to spend a couple of hours in a free museum with a choc ice thrown in for good measure. Although she'd probably feel a little short-changed if you didn't pay to fuck her after.

I just fancied going to the theatre, like I think I said, I go up to the big smoke for a day out on my tod too, so this time I just paid effectively double and had some stimulating company with pretty well a guaranteed shag afterwards.

[Kev40ish]

Honestly, you ask such personal questions! 

Well I did manage to get a super-cheapy rail ticket because it was all off-peak, including my journey home 

OK then, lunch was around £30 total, pint and a half each in the pub (£12?), £60 for two theatre tickets and a tenner for drinks at half-time. Around £100 for the peripherals, £50 of which went on me.

All sounds reasonable to me, but I would probably have paid the extra for the fun you could have outside. Just to push her limits and see how much of an exhibitionist she can be.

But alas I don’t think I’ll get that opportunity

[Colston36]

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The meet took place within the last couple of weeks.

Social meet with her time for free, then a 1hr incall at her stated rate of £200

Kitten has been on my radar for some time, with a rather quirky and different AW profile. She purports to offer a pretty full-on sexual encounter with few limits, but interestingly also a 'free social meet' (her time is free, expenses on you). The two aren't necessarily linked but of course one may lead to the other if both parties wish it. You can just go for a straight 'punt' booking too if you want, but because I did the former I don't know if there's some what one might call 'screening' on her part, but I get the impression early comms should exhibit a certain level of decorum.

Just to set the scene, I haven't punted for a few months due to health reasons, and my last couple of punts were with TSs in any case. And so it was with slight trepidation that I embarked upon my encounter with Kitten. I needn't have worried.

After initial contact via AW messaging I offered up my number for our conversation to continue by text. We arranged for a social meet which was lunch and a couple of drinks prior to a West End theatre show. I go down to the big smoke for this kind of thing occasionally anyway so I thought why not, we'd considered the option of some fun after, but if I (or I guess even she) wanted to bail, no problem. I was lazy and it became obvious that she was a 'girl about town' so I let her choose lunch and also the show with my approval, I checked it out and it seemed like something I'd like.

We arranged that she'd meet me outside a nearby Tube and there was no sheepishness either way, a wave, a smile and a hug and a kiss as I recognised her - we could have been old friends meeting after too long a gap (or in my case, her dad, checking up on my girl now she was living in the big shitty  ). Walked 5mins to our lunchstop during which time conversation flowed freely and naturally. I was glad she hadn't chosen somewhere too expensive but it was nevertheless very nice with a good choice of dishes. A spare 40mins remained until we needed to get to the theatre so we adjourned to a nearby pub, outside in the sunshine. Kitten dresses nicely and I was amused as a couple of passing girls complimented her on her funky shoes. Couple of drinks later and with a pleasant glow we went and did the culture bit. Great production, hand holding, more chatting and a drink in the interval, and in the dark moments in between scenes I copped a good feel. She is nicely naughty and liked it.

Asked if she fancied going back to hers (I think it seemed obvious to both of us that we would) and off we went, a 10min walk full of anticipation until we reached her apartment, a nice split level conversion (of something or other). Soon as we walked through the door we were in a giggly full French snog and she peeled off my kecks eagerly, and then I, hers. Fell back on the bed where we continued making out in a nicely natural way. Kitten has a cute, soft body with lovely pale skin, contrasting nicely with the bright red hair. I gorged on her titties and sucked on her nipples, working my way down to a lovely smooth, fresh and creamy snatch with meaty but not excessive lips. We hadn't had dessert so I spent some time down there. Kitten grabbed a condom (not to rush me as it turned out, she was desperate to fuck) and I went in deep and slow. Her pussy felt nice, not too tight, not loose (I am average). After a bit of variation she was keen to return the oral favour and I was amazed at how she made it feel so good covered up...but infact she had deftly removed the condom without me knowing and I was in Heaven. Good technique, not toothy, nice and slavery interspersed with ball licking and shaft and head variation. I lay there with my eyes closed just enjoying it but when I looked up I saw Kitten with a somewhat naughty grin, relishing the eye contact. Nice. That nearly tipped me over the edge (I can't generally cum twice at my age) so after a bit more oral on her from me, I rubbered up again for the finalé.

Fucked her doggy with her on all fours on the bed while thumbing her lovely little arsehole, and she reached across to her drawer and deftly handed me a tube of lube. In my distracted state it took me a couple of seconds to realise that she wanted some bum love. So I squirted some on her puckered little ring, eased my finger in and out a few times, followed by my cock. A slight squeeze but once in, what a wonderful feeling. I've done anal a few times but Kitten's bumhole seemed a little different, in addition to the tight grip at the entrance there was sensation of contact all the way to the end of my cock. Very nice. She fingered herself as I pumped her hard for a good few minutes and then I flipped her over to fuck her fanny in mish again (I can't remember whether we changed condoms but certainly there were no nasty smells or artefacts). She inserted a butt plug from her vast array of toys so that her arse didn't feel left out.

I was in the final furlong now and in two minds how to finish. I asked her if CIM was on the cards and she replied enthusiastically in the affirmative. A final few hard thrusts and I withdrew, whipping the condom off and sitting back wanking hard as Kitten threw herself on my aching cock to take it all, keen as mustard. I nearly passed out with a very strong orgasm so I have no recollection of whether she spat or swallowed  .

We both fell back to lay on the bed, relaxing in the cool breeze of her very posh bedroom fan and enjoying some more chat and lots of cuddles and a welcome, offered glass of water. She's an interesting girl with interesting conversation, and interesting stories to tell about herself, but rightly careful not to give away too many specific details. She strikes the right balance between intimacy and discretion.

No rush at all, but I glanced at my watch to find that I'd been in her place for around 90mins and I ought to be getting back because with the walking around my journey home would be slightly convoluted. From the first snog to the CIM must have been a good 50mins, pretty well non-stop sucking, licking and fucking. Took a nice shower, offered a big clean towel, got dressed and bade Kitten farewell. She thoughtfully led me outside (you could get a bit lost in the building) and then gave me really clear directions to the nearest Tube. After her second directed turn I checked with a couple of City blokes outside a pub and they got it completely wrong and sent me the wrong way, shouting after me to turn around to exactly where she'd told me, where the station lay right in front of me .

That served to give a good impression of what Kitten is like. A slightly geeky, intelligent girl with a very endearing way about her. Good fun, laughs easily and really, really loves to fuck. I enjoyed our meet a lot, and after my lay-off it ticked a lot of boxes. I have no doubt a longer meet with her would be more of the same, with a lot more stuff you could get up to.

A perfect review; made me wish I was twenty years younger, when my office was round the corner from there! Or even 47 years younger when I went to a club owned by one half of your avatar and heard the other playing piano.

[winkywanky]

All sounds reasonable to me, but I would probably have paid the extra for the fun you could have outside. Just to push her limits and see how much of an exhibitionist she can be.

But alas I don’t think I’ll get that opportunity

Well yes, I believe she also has some kind of remote-controlled battery powered anal toy and she can give you the remote to play with. That would be fun  .

As for a bit of frottage on the 'date', obvs it can be a little difficult in central London in broad daylight but I reckon she might be up for joining you in a loo cubicle for some fun, or perhaps a quick knee-trembler down a quiet(ish) alley?

Best contact her to ask.

[winkywanky]

A perfect review; made me wish I was twenty years younger, when my office was round the corner from there! Or even 47 years younger when I went to a club owned by one half of your avatar and heard the other playing piano.

Well I did consider what my role in public on the date would be, I started out thinking I ought to be her 'dad'.

You could be her granddad, I'm sure she wouldn't mind  .

[Xtro]

Great review Mr. Wanky.   

Sounds like your health is now back to 100% after satisfying this luscious lady! 

[winkywanky]

Not quite 100%. I'm mainly retroejaculating (cum partially goes into bladder) but this should right itself in time. But the pleasure sensations are back to normal thankfully (hence the nearly passing out  )

I apologised for not giving her a whole mouthful but she was very understanding  .

[xyfek]

Great review, sounds right up my street!

I've had my eye on Kitten for a while now, but as others have said, there's just so much better value out there. I don't mind the date thing at all, and it's a big plus that she's not charging for her time there. But it's the kind of thing I prefer to do after getting to know the girl first on post sex chat. What if you don't click? It will just be like a bad date from Tinder

[winkywanky]

You can arrange a social date with her where she has free time after.

As I think I alluded to earlier, although I feel it would be unlikely you could bail out if you wanted to.

[xyfek]

If she goes on a date with me, she's the one likely to want to bail out

[winkywanky]

Now you're just being awkward! 

[magnetico]

Interesting review, she must have a bit of a dusty phone to do these no-income "dates" while other prossies have back-to-back bookings for 8 hours/day.

[Xtro]

Not quite 100%. I'm mainly retroejaculating (cum partially goes into bladder) but this should right itself in time. But the pleasure sensations are back to normal thankfully (hence the nearly passing out  )

I apologised for not giving her a whole mouthful but she was very understanding  .

Good luck with a full recovery.

If she goes on a date with me, she's the one likely to want to bail out

Try impressing her with your huge wad!   

[winkywanky]

Interesting review, she must have a bit of a dusty phone to do these no-income "dates" while other Sex Workers have back-to-back bookings for 8 hours/day.

I honestly don't know, I don't know if she's always offered this?

But she does have a pretty highly-qualified full time job, so although I'm sure the money from AW comes very much in handy, it's certainly not her main gig by any means.

[winkywanky]

Good luck with a full recovery.

Try impressing her with your huge wad!   

Thanks Xtro.

And although the huge wad comment wasn't meant for me, that's what I fully intend on shooting again at some point  .

[xyfek]

Now you're just being awkward! 

I was only half joking - by most accounts, I'm legendarily bad at dating

In any case, going through Kitten's reviews it would seem she has bailed out on someone before, so it's not exactly an impossibility.

[xyfek]

Try impressing her with your huge wad!   

That just might be the only thing going for me

[winkywanky]

I was only half joking - by most accounts, I'm legendarily bad at dating

In any case, going through Kitten's reviews it would seem she has bailed out on someone before, so it's not exactly an impossibility.

Yes, there was one bailing out incident.

But AW is not POF. It's not eyeing someone up as a potential bf/gf. She's talkative and easy to get on with. Unlike POF, best thing to do is act like it's a foregone conclusion, and it probably will be.

She's geeky. Take her to a museum, even if you're as boring as fuck the museum will entertain her! 

[LLPunting]

Honestly, you ask such personal questions! 

Well I did manage to get a super-cheapy rail ticket because it was all off-peak, including my journey home 

OK then, lunch was around £30 total, pint and a half each in the pub (£12?), £60 for two theatre tickets and a tenner for drinks at half-time. Around £100 for the peripherals, £50 of which went on me.

Thanks for your candour and great to see you got the rest of the date on a budget.   

Great for those who have the spare time to indulge.

[Trapstar1]

Nice touch “Social meet” first.
I haven’t heard of this before in wg’s specially for free (time wise)

Any other wg offering this?

[LLPunting]

Interesting review, she must have a bit of a dusty phone to do these no-income "dates" while other Sex Workers have back-to-back bookings for 8 hours/day.

As WW said, she has a full time job so the escorting is something she openly does to supplement and entertain her lifestyle.  She has enough trade that she goes at whatever pace she prefers.
She's no shrinking violet so don't "date" her if you want a meek missy to titter at your every inanity.  She has knowledge and opinion that she's assertive about.  Just read a load of her posts here and you'll see.

[LLPunting]

Nice touch “Social meet” first.
I haven’t heard of this before in wg’s specially for free (time wise)

Any other wg offering this?

New_Melania does her "bargain" multi-hour deals for 150+ so she can include some social time around bouts.  Can't remember if it's unanimous that this is procrastinating or worthwhile but I don't get the impression she's the complex that RK is.

[guymids-72]

Great review mate, I saw her two weeks ago but haven't had the time to do a review yet
A really interesting mix of fantastic GFE and downright hardcore

[NightKid]

Great review OP.

As much as some are banging on about her £200 p/h rate, I reckon it's justified when you consider what's on offer from her range of services and likes list to the fact that she provides additional social time at no extra cost either.
Which is rather ironic for a value hunter like myself to say, but hey that's the beauty of variety isn't it ... if you don't think what she brings to the table at her price point is worth it for your tastes, just don't bother with her and find someone else who is.

Simples. 

[workinallweek]

Great review OP.

As much as some are banging on about her £200 p/h rate, I reckon it's justified when you consider what's on offer from her range of services and likes list to the fact that she provides additional social time at no extra cost either.
Which is rather ironic for a value hunter like myself to say, but hey that's the beauty of variety isn't it ... if you don't think what she brings to the table at her price point is worth it for your tastes, just don't bother with her and find someone else who is.

Simples. 

You summed it up in one there      but she has retired  now   apparently

[winkywanky]

Seems that way.

Although as ever, watch this space!

[salome]

Tried to set something up a couple of weeks ago. Got one reply then silence, so for now at least, that's that.

[winkywanky]

...I'd feel awfully guilty if I were the last guy from UKP to see her...

[Fuzzyduck]

...I'd feel awfully guilty if I were the last guy from UKP to see her...

That's pretty unlikely. Possibly the last to make the effort to review for the benefit of other members.