Eliza Fitness - Exeter

[DapperDan]

First review so I hope this is up to par

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£130 for 1 hour

Comms: Called and booked within the hour with no problems

Location: Council flat near the city centre, down a backstreet so discreet enough. Not exactly luxury but it was clean and tidy

The Girl: Eliza is stunning a toned hardbody with a six pack, big well done fake tits and probably the nicest ass I've ever seen

The Meet: Eliza greeted me in sexy black lingerie, got paperwork out the way and i took a shower. I asked for gfe and boy did she deliver, Started with dfk which continued throughout she sat me on the bed and gave me a fantastic covered blowjob. Moved on to 69 I then asked her to sit on my face which gave me a great view, she seemed to respond well to ro and i felt her get quite wet she rode me in cowgirl and i admit it wasn't long in her tight pussy before i blew. She offered me a drink and we had a bit of a chat between rounds, she has a genuinely fun personality and remained enthusiastic throughout. Onto round 2 which started in mish, moved on for some more cowgirl and finished in doggy with a great view of her thick round ass. I took a shower and we had another chat as I got dressed, Checked my phone after i left and was surprised to see i had been there an hour and a half.

Overall a great punt and I'll definitely be seeing her again.

[JimmySW]

Appears to have moved on now ..................

[exe-punter]

She says that she comes back every 4-6 weeks. She is definitely worth a visit 

[devongent]

exe-punter - Helpful if you would elaborate on why this SP is worth a visit…
Guessing you're suggesting that she seems a good punt, not that you've previously had one?





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[Cornish_Wanderer]

exe-punter - Helpful if you would elaborate on why this SP is worth a visit…
Guessing you're suggesting that she seems a good punt, not that you've previously had one?





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He can't have had a punt otherwise he would have reviewed obviously.

[exe-punter]

Apologies gentlemen, I have just popped my "review cherry" - hopefully I have done an adequate job.

[Crackpot11]

Confused.com two reviews of same escort at same time?

[squigmcdig]

Confused.com two reviews of same escort at same time?

And both first time reviewers......not that we are a cynical bunch here......though if you were going to look to promote a SP this might seem like a way to do it........or is it just an amazing coincidence 

[Fuzzyduck]

And both first time reviewers......not that we are a cynical bunch here......though if you were going to look to promote a SP this might seem like a way to do it........or is it just an amazing coincidence 

I hear you, though exe-punter looks kosher if a little shy with his contributions. I hope his review is a sign he's changed his ways. The jury is out on DapperDan though. A bit too gushing for me and who doesn't check their phone until after they leave? Time will tell (pun intended).

[Cornish_Wanderer]

I hear you, though exe-punter looks kosher if a little shy with his contributions. I hope his review is a sign he's changed his ways. The jury is out on DapperDan though. A bit too gushing for me and who doesn't check their phone until after they leave? Time will tell (pun intended).

I agree regarding exe-punter. Whereas I find it odd that DapperDan hasn't seen fit to contribute in any other way at all since his glowing review.

Regarding  checking phones and this is a true story which happened years before my UKP days. I'd finished the dirty deed and the SP literally rolled over and jumped on her phone and started texting etc. Whilst I wasn't expecting post coital romance maybe some fucking manners. I therefore quietly got up, got dressed, grabbed my phone and withheld my number and called her. Obviously she answered and I simply said "when you've finished being so fucking rude I'll say goodbye". Went down like a cold cup of sick but it made me feel good and gave me a warm fuzzy glow.

[Fuzzyduck]

I agree regarding exe-punter. Whereas I find it odd that DapperDan hasn't seen fit to contribute in any other way at all since his glowing review.

Regarding  checking phones and this is a true story which happened years before my UKP days. I'd finished the dirty deed and the SP literally rolled over and jumped on her phone and started texting etc. Whilst I wasn't expecting post coital romance maybe some fucking manners. I therefore quietly got up, got dressed, grabbed my phone and withheld my number and called her. Obviously she answered and I simply said "when you've finished being so fucking rude I'll say goodbye". Went down like a cold cup of sick but it made me feel good and gave me a warm fuzzy glow.

Quality

I actually meant "who doesn't check the time before they leave". Time management is important, mainly to check you're not being screwed over on time, but running half an hour over without realising or checking? Must be love.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Quality

I actually meant "who doesn't check the time before they leave". Time management is important, mainly to check you're not being screwed over on time, but running half an hour over without realising or checking? Must be love.

I knew what you meant but I was looking for an excuse to tell a funny yet true story. 

To run half an hour over on his first punt must be love or complete and utter bovine faeces. The most important thing, and I'm sure we'd all agree is that Dan and Eliza got on well and had a fantastic time. Amen/Inshallah (I like to be inclusive.)

[Fuzzyduck]

To run half an hour over on his first punt ...

To be fair, it was his first review. It was confidently written so I imagine Dan has punted before and might have more experiences to share.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

To be fair, it was his first review. It was confidently written so I imagine Dan has punted before and might have more experiences to share.

Oh of course.  Maybe I was being slightly cynical (I know...me!)
I'm sure Dan will regale us with his many tales soon enough and contribute in many ways.

I agree that it was a very confident review indeed.

[exe-punter]

Hi All,

I'm definitely kosher, but have never written a report before.

I suppose it's a bit selfish (for which I apologise), but I don't find it easy writing reviews for various reasons. Will try harder in the future!

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Hi All,

I'm definitely kosher, but have never written a report before.

I suppose it's a bit selfish (for which I apologise), but I don't find it easy writing reviews for various reasons. Will try harder in the future!

We (the Duck that is Fuzzy and myself) did  say you were kosher. We were questionning young Dan.

Your review was good mate. Remember that reviews are for the benefit of other members. As long as they are honest and pertinent they will be helpful. Keep it up.

[fredfunkster]

Ahem.. now that you lot have had the usual de-brief, I’d like to know - what are the chances of her taking it in the ass?

[Fuzzyduck]

Ahem.. now that you lot have had the usual de-brief, I’d like to know - what are the chances of her taking it in the ass?

You've read the reviews, right? What do you think?

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Ahem.. now that you lot have had the usual de-brief, I’d like to know - what are the chances of her taking it in the ass?

Why don't you give her a wee call and ask her ask? Straight from the horses mouth that way.

[DapperDan]

Ok I'll try to respond to everything

First up Fuzzyduck, i'm sorry if my review is a bit too gushing i'll try to keep it just to the facts in future. As for me not checking the time i guess that's dumb but i turn my phone off before i walk in the door and don't turn it back on till i'm out.

Cornish_Wanderer Like Fuzzyduck said it's my first review but not my first punt, although it was my first punt in several years. Keep in mind the half an hour over did include me having a shower and getting dressed. And i haven't contributed since quite simply because i haven't had anything to contribute since then.

To the people who thinks it's odd two reviews came at the same time, simply check the dates and you will see that my review came on August 1st and exe-punters came on September 6th.

[Cornish_Wanderer]

Ok I'll try to respond to everything

First up Fuzzyduck, i'm sorry if my review is a bit too gushing i'll try to keep it just to the facts in future. As for me not checking the time i guess that's dumb but i turn my phone off before i walk in the door and don't turn it back on till i'm out.

Cornish_Wanderer Like Fuzzyduck said it's my first review but not my first punt, although it was my first punt in several years. Keep in mind the half an hour over did include me having a shower and getting dressed. And i haven't contributed since quite simply because i haven't had anything to contribute since then.

To the people who thinks it's odd two reviews came at the same time, simply check the dates and you will see that my review came on August 1st and exe-punters came on September 6th.

It would appear you struck gold insomuch that usually shower time and getting dressed/undressed is included within the alloted paid for time. It's very unusual to be allowed an extra 30 mins to accomplish these activities gratis. Fair play though.

In terms of contributing, you've been a member for approximately six weeks. You've done a review which is great as there are so many lurkers and leeches who just take and never do one. However in my opinion it's not just about reviews, members can also contribute if time allows  by taking part in discussions, offering opinions etc all for the benefit of other members. That way it becomes known which members are active and are likely to offer advice or the odd witty/piss take comment now and then.

Thanks for your explanation Dan

[fredfunkster]

Why don't you give her a wee call and ask her ask? Straight from the horses mouth that way.

Of Course! Why didn’t I think of that? Whores always tell the truth don’t they?  They never say something like “yes hun”, then get your cash off you, your cock in their mouth, get you all warmed up and then shout “NO IN MY ASS!”   That never happens.

If all we had to do was give em a wee call, there wouldn’t be much point in this site.  Anyway, I’m a bit shy.   

Dan -  did she give you any indication of whether you were clear to take the rear??

[jingjing]

 However in my opinion it's not just about reviews, members can also contribute if time allows  by taking part in discussions, offering opinions etc all for the benefit of other members. That way it becomes known which members are active and are likely to offer advice or the odd witty/piss take comment now and then.

  Well then, in the spirit of making the "Odd Comment" etc etc---  Her AW profile says>>>
  Q. Which services do you offer? - A. You can see in my "Enjoy list" before making the booking.  "A" Levels- Yes!
   

[sigmund]

Well then, in the spirit of making the "Odd Comment" etc etc---  Her AW profile says>>>
  Q. Which services do you offer? - A. You can see in my "Enjoy list" before making the booking.  "A" Levels- Yes!
   

Booked her and reviewed her ages ago, a decent punt, fit girl who delivered good service. Anal was on offer an a £50 extra at the time but I'm not that fusses so didn't go for it.

[fredfunkster]

Well then, in the spirit of making the "Odd Comment" etc etc---  Her AW profile says>>>
  Q. Which services do you offer? - A. You can see in my "Enjoy list" before making the booking.  "A" Levels- Yes!
   

Ah bless. Someone who still thinks the “enjoys” list is to be relied upon! If I had a quid for all the times I’ve turned up to a meet with a WG who ticks that box, or says it in her notes, which then becomes “sorry no”, “I haven’t prepared” or, worst of all, tries to do it , but is clearly in pain or just not enjoying it at all - well, I could probably buy a small round.

Some women, civvies and pros, love a cock in the arse. But it’s pretty rare. I like to know beforehand, for real, before I have handed over any cash or clumsily tried the back door..

I saw the review that said A levels at £50 extra. Which reading between the lines tells me she’s not really into it. That’s what i am getting at - this site is precisely so that punters get genuine information about what WGs are really like. In this case, if I had handed over £50, and then she was squirming with discomfort, we would both have a shit time. (No pun).

Whereas, the wonderful sweetsubslave (be still my beating heart) used to charge an extra £40, and boy could she take it. Worth every penny.

But you could not tell the difference between them, on Adultwork, based on the enjoys list or the blurb.

[jingjing]