Amy FBSM - Outcall

[Sms097]

Continuing my review of masseuses.

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I saw Amy a couple of weeks ago and I messaged her on the day asking for an Outcall visit. Agreed £80 for 60 mins. She came in a car with a driver who is most likely her pimp. Didn't bother me as I could see he was waiting in the car on the road but some may find it odd.

The girl - What's disappointing about this is that she is actually stunning. The pictures are defenitely her and I would take the chance for FS in a heartbeat. She didn't get undressed during the meet so I can't comment on her body but her face is 8/10. She is some kind of EE but couldn't place where.

The meet - she arrived at my door in a very smart black dress with leggings which helped keep the concierges suspicions at bay ( God knows what he thinks about all kinds of women coming to my flat). I had high hopes and had an instant hard on. But on entering she was quite cold and asked for the money first which I felt was strange. Handed over the money and she prompted me to lay down without even changing out of her black dress. She took some baby oil out of a brown bag and proceeded to give me the worst massage I have had in my life. Was half hearted with no effort put into it. I was desperate for the extras from the get go as the massage was terrible. She asked me to turn over and despite the massage I had a huge erection. She almost reluctantly asked me if I wanted any extras and I said what's on offer to which she replied "relief by hand" for £40. Tbh if she said FS I would have paid a lot but didnt  even bother haggling as she was a cold person who would have probably flipped if I suggested lower.

Began with an oily HJ which was not great. She looked disinterested and had terrible technique. I had to tell her how to make me cum which was a first but after about 7 minutes of trying I told her to go as fast as possible whilst slipping my hand up her dress and groping her breast. Asked if I could rim her, she looked at me like I had shot her puppy and promptly said no. Not sure why, as the HJ was terrible but I exploded absolutely everywhere covering her arms, black dress and neck in jizz to which she proceeded to go crazy at me for. Was trying my hardest not to laugh and gave her a dettol wipe and asked her to leave.

All in all a waste of £120 for a crap massage and half hearted handjob. Only salvation was drenching the miserable sod  I probably would book again if I could fuck her

[Goldfinch]

Asked if I could rim her, she looked at me like I had shot her puppy and promptly said no. Not sure why, as the HJ was terrible but I exploded absolutely everywhere covering her arms, black dress and neck in jizz to which she proceeded to go crazy at me for.

Only salvation was drenching the miserable sod 

 

[tantraman]

Thanks for another massage review, Bud ... keep 'em cumming!

... she is actually stunning. The pictures are defenitely her and I would take the chance for FS in a heartbeat. She didn't get undressed during the meet so I can't comment on her body but her face is 8/10. She is some kind of EE but couldn't place where.

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[RAJEC]

+1.

Great ‘shot’ 

[Duncan66]

I booked this young lady about a year back, and it's sounds like she has upped her game if she let you put your hand up her dress!

My experience was just as farcical, sounds like she was wearing almost the same get up, black skirt, thick black tights, thick black top, and it was a hot summers day, I just thought she would get changed into some trackkies or shorts for the massage, nothing she just remained fully clothed the whole time, I think shoes on as well IIRC.

She barely let me put a finger on her other than to touch her thighs and knee over her clothes, and even then she was not happy, and I assure you I'm not a hands all over grabber even when I'm really horny, so I just stopped. I got the feeling she was looking for an excuse to cut it short and just leave, that's how it felt anyway.
Her attitude was appalling, her massage was appalling, her HR was appalling, she just doesn't seem to have any interest or skill in the job whatsoever. She was also in and out in 50 minutes, and to be fair I was glad to see the back of her.

She is from Estonia, and is blatantly playing on her good looks, and the gullibility of punters. She doesn't quite grab your money and run, but what she charges for what she does it almost amounts to that, as you get very little in the value of service, other than than a shit un-engaged handjob.

A waste of cash.

[Sms097]

Duncan - she is a bit of a joke to be honest. She is one sexy lady so I understand how she is getting away with it.

I stand by my statement that I would book her again for sex. Would literally go no mercy on her just to teach her a lesson on customer service. Here's hoping she changes her offerings

Every punt can't be great. I have three coming up in the next 7 days so will report back

[Fuzzyduck]

Duncan - she is a bit of a joke to be honest. She is one sexy lady so I understand how she is getting away with it.

I stand by my statement that I would book her again for sex. Would literally go no mercy on her just to teach her a lesson on customer service. Here's hoping she changes her offerings

Every punt can't be great. I have three coming up in the next 7 days so will report back

So you would pay a lot of money to fuck a good looking but cold fish who would probably lie there like a sack of potatoes just to teach her a lesson? What a classy bloke you are.

[Hobbit]

I booked this young lady about a year back, and it's sounds like she has upped her game if she let you put your hand up her dress!

My experience was just as farcical, sounds like she was wearing almost the same get up, black skirt, thick black tights, thick black top, and it was a hot summers day, I just thought she would get changed into some trackkies or shorts for the massage, nothing she just remained fully clothed the whole time, I think shoes on as well IIRC.

She barely let me put a finger on her other than to touch her thighs and knee over her clothes, and even then she was not happy, and I assure you I'm not a hands all over grabber even when I'm really horny, so I just stopped. I got the feeling she was looking for an excuse to cut it short and just leave, that's how it felt anyway.
Her attitude was appalling, her massage was appalling, her HR was appalling, she just doesn't seem to have any interest or skill in the job whatsoever. She was also in and out in 50 minutes, and to be fair I was glad to see the back of her.

She is from Estonia, and is blatantly playing on her good looks, and the gullibility of punters. She doesn't quite grab your money and run, but what she charges for what she does it almost amounts to that, as you get very little in the value of service, other than than a shit un-engaged handjob.

A waste of cash.

You know, if you had written a review you could have saved the OP from wasting his money. 

[Sms097]

@FD aren't we all classy on this forum? 

[Duncan66]

You know, if you had written a review you could have saved the OP from wasting his money. 

I wasn't a member then, and she has been around a lot longer than that, surely someone else on this forum long before my time must have taken a visit from her and reported something back before this thread?

[LLPunting]

I wasn't a member then, and she has been around a lot longer than that, surely someone else on this forum long before my time must have taken a visit from her and reported something back before this thread?

SPs can be given more than one review   

THE POINT is to share current information that helps other punters make informed decisions.

How about you don't read any reviews or comments less than a year old and see how that goes for helping you to a fruitful hobby... FFS

And you haven't posted ANY reviews despite being an active punter since you joined.