Well a sort of negative review, anyway.
External Link/Members OnlyPunters with large hands (or feet), be forewarned. You may be judged for it.
So yesterday, I booked a wg from an agency I use once a month or so. An EE (Rom) girl, prob mid to late 20's. She called a few hours before the booking and we spoke briefly and we had a friendly rapport.
So she swings by my place just before midnight and I meet her at the doorway and we go up to my room. I like to sit on the edge of the bed with a wg and chat for a few mins before, just to build a bit of atmosphere and for her to relax and feel at ease, before we start to play.
As we start chatting (both of us still clothed), she tells me: "There something I need to tell you". Me: 'Go ahead'.
Then she says we will not be able to have intercourse because of the size of my hands?!?!. After I recover from a brief burst of awkward laughter, she explains she notes my hands are quite large. They are indeed, and I wear size 12 shoes, basically I'm not a small guy, no lie.
I joke that big guys can be small down there and vice versa, that there is no correlation between the two, but I could see that she wasn't going to change, so I decided not to pursue that issue further. I'm thinking maybe we can do other stuff to make up for it.
She doesn't French kiss. I then ask her if I could do R.O and she replied that's extra. I then asked her if she could do something else I really like (quite benign) and many girls are quite happy to do it. She said she couldn't.
So at that point I said "No probs' and called off the punt. I figure, what's the point in paying £130 for an hour for what would amount to a covered BJ and cuddling?
Nice girl, though. We hugged a couple of times as we made our way to the front door and bid each other good night.
