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Bit of background- I well research my escorts, and usually I don't pay anything less than 200 an hour (bar Platinum Cindy); I know I know, money doesn't guarantee service, but I have not been let down by what you would say were 'higher rate' escorts if you do your research right. Having said that, Anya was the first escort I experienced. Absolutely incredible, so thought I couldn't go wrong with these two girls extremely well reviewed, what looks to be incredible value for money, and part of the same 'group' as Anya.
Price: 240 all in (both girls plus owo with both) for one hour
Place: The usual haunt out in Essex, Colchester, tidy flat, easy parking opposite.
Communication: This was good. Mail and texts were responded to promptly. Easy guidance to property.
Girls: Neither is my type. Izza is tall, and very skinny. I would say slim is describing to big- she looks like she has some curves in her photos, but they don't exist. Small boobs, big nipples if you like that sort of thing, small bum, skinny legs. Couple of moles here and there. About said age. Quiet and shy.
Ayessa, more towards my preference with a bit more shape. I've seen a review saying she's late 30s. I'll give it to her, facially she looks good for her age. Body is OK. Average boobs, average bum. The more boisterous of the two.
Attractive and pretty enough, maybe 6/10 for both. Disappointed but no problems.
Meet: Got off to a terrible start. Now I don't speak Romanian- but the moment they opened the door they looked at eachother and spoke in Romanian, almost certainly digging out my small stature. I'm not self conscious, but I can tell no matter what language you're speaking what you're referring to. I like my escorts towering over me in killer heels, and most make a comment which I have a bit of banter with- but the way they did it just got me off into an awkward first foot. Both girls were wearing what I had requested though so OK, cool.
Exchange of money. More awkward exchange of conversation. Izza was very quiet, one two words, Ayessa barely spoke. Had a shower.
From there, all I can say is the service was OK. These girls are supposed to be experts at GFE but jesus it was just so awkward. A bit of awkward kissing. No initiative from their side whatsoever. A bit of kissing before I moved into the bed and asked to commence owo while the other kissed me. Izza is a good kisser, that was enjoyable. Ayssa, not my style, very tonguey and washing machine style. Owo was OK at best. Bit of ball play. Bit of eye contact. Ayssa looked genuinely bored af.
Asked Ayssa to sit on my face while Izza sucked me off, then vice versa. No hygiene issues on either. On with the mac and one rode me while the other laid and kissed me. Ayssa rides in that way in which the escort tries to bend your cock- I don't know if this is to try and make you cum faster or seem that tighter, but doesn't do it for me. Changed it up here and there. Popped in the mac.
A very awkward period ensued where we kind of laid there for a bit, one either side. Efforts from both sides to chit chat but damnnnn.
Started up Round 2 after perhaps 10 minutes, which to be fair they initiated. The first time they took the lead in the whole meet. Bit more owo, bit more riding. We were getting near the time so both tried to hand job me to cum- to the point where frankly the hand job was so rough it was painful. A for effort, E for technique. Eventually I called it and tried to make them feel better by saying I hardly ever cum a second time. Ayssa looked at me like I had just put a shit on her shoe, and said "well why the hell have you just made me go through all that effort". Seriously. Sums up the meet.
Had a shower, got changed, couldn't get out of there fast enough in the end.
Would I return: no chance. That could have been an hour with one of my regulars.
Maybe I was spoilt with my first duo with Lola Lily and Tiffany Snow (100/10 btw but too long has passed to review). But I expect much much more than the above meet for a duo. They say they pretty much do one duo together a day. I'm sorry but their chemistry together was non-existent, and if they have that much practice with duos, you would expect it to be amazing. VFM? Perhaps. Case of YMMV? Maybe. Am I being overly critical? I'll leave you to decide. But frankly it is the worst punt I've had and I just didn't enjoy it at all.
I toyed between a neutral and a negative because "services" were delivered. But they were lacklustre, awkward, and more akin to two newbies than two apparent veteran "legendary girls" as I have seen some reviews refer them as, so overall I'm afraid it's a negative. If this is the best Essex has to offer and are local "legends" of the game, then either they have deteriorated in service, or boy you Essex folk are in for a treat when you look further afield.
HappyL
Topic: Duo with Izza Sensual and Ayssa Passional- Colchester (Read 1999 times)